jumpin out of bed at 4 AM to answer the batphone and you slip on the sock filled with feces and cum

lol Then later that morning mother has to come down to the basement because the smell is leaking through the floorboards. Where she finds you unconscious on the ground covered in sock filth with woodelf females in kelethin on your monitor.

omgosh you guys are gross lol. i just missed a step at les kuukou omwb from 東京.

BEGONE FROM MY LAIR

you shriek at your mother

THIS IS MY DOMAIN

you shout as she ascends the stairs tragically and you languish in a puddle your own excrement. A moment later, you squirm to the side and manage to press the "power" button on your PC tower. The familiar whirrrrring of the fan gives you an immediate erection. soon you will be home. soon you will be free. you climb into the chair. there will be time to shower after your hot elf sex in the EC tunnel.

^lot of gems in this thread

keep them cumming

skarlorns on a new wave n im digging it. hanging 10 on these forums gnarly post status

so, my ankle is healing, lotta the bruises have faded and it don't constantly hurt so much. most the swelling gone too. BUTT NOW, the side of my leg pops when I cross or uncross my legs, liek the tendon is weirder out or something. this happen to any a you? it normal?

Yeah it's because your inner meat (tendon) stretched out from the sprain. I'm not sure what part ofyour leg is popping but i'm assuming it's ankle region. Your ankle is now weaker than it was before and will be at risk for another sprain. U need to get an ankle brace which supports it and keep resting, then begin walking. You can't like strengthen a tendon but you can strengthen muscles around it to avoid getting a sprain again. The clicking will subside unless u r uganda nuckles