Stopped reading here. No real EQ player would have such a thing!

Poison jello shots

The fact that it is called 'an huge water elemental' lets us know that frogloks talk with a heavy London cockney gangster accent, i.e. the correct pronunciation is "He's An Ooouge Watah elahmentaahl barsteward!"

an huge is *pushes up imaginary glasses* CORRECT GRAMAR

But is it a real friend? Or just on my "/who all friends" macro? Hmmmmmm?

Err sorry! That was me... Spaghettios and Miller Lite = bad combo.

-Mcoy