will lady e'Lanti make a show of her veiled affections to the embarrassment of her husband?

i hope it liek Pocahontas where Myrdrral throw herself on the battered body of our valiant Filbus, pressing him face against her ample bosom as she beseech the mercy of her savage and heartless peoples.

that of course assuming Filbus don't just kick the poop outta Landris (no offense milord) ^^

Man, I thought I was excited to see Floyd Mayweather and Conor McGregor fight!

Can't wait. :p

Hand to hand only w/ no gear plz

Suspect warrior of words have better chance if challenge Guide to poetry slam instead.

May representatives of other cities participate? Cabilis demands it's ounce of halfling flesh.

Of course you are welcome to arrange duels with other heroes of Rivervale

Nillipus has already been slain. What other heroes do you speak of?

I kid, I kid. I support this thread and duel.

but why do I hear Rocky work out - prep for the big fight playing in your back ground!?

http://i.imgur.com/2FD2RAY.jpg

dun... DUN DUN DUN! (eye of the tiger theme obviously)

In my preparations, I met the illustrious Halfling Pirate Druid Gatmanno King. He had robbed me of a great treasure, but when he realized who I was and my Quest to defeat the Evils and save Rivervale, he gave me the treasure and even more...

He gave me the gift of a personal trainer!!

For hours, Gatmanno called me names like "bumblefoot" and "barrelbelly."

I became very annoyed and tried to cuff him on the ears - but he was too fast - too cunning! He laughed like Bristlebane himself, and at the end of a long run, I realized he had tricked me into getting back in shape.

Truly, the scope of Gatmanno's aid in my mission can only be revealed on the Day of Doom.