i USED TO pVp irl

OP is an intolerable weeabo tryhard

Statement was in the past-tense.

My car has twin scroll turbo and is fun as fucj to drive. I have an avg penis.

I'm sorry :/

I killed a man with my bare hands.

I once called a homer - pointed at the fences. Even let the first two go by before crushing the final one.

Probably the peak of my little league experience. Still kept the ball.

I once weighed myself prior to pooing, and weighed myself after..9.3 lb difference..

I dumped ~$40k into index funds & Apple in 2009 after the crash. I sold everything 12/31/12 and paid no taxes due to a provision in a stimulus bill.

I also have all of my fingers and can say the alphabet backwards.

Super jealous of the 9 lbs poop tho.