Hammerbeard is waiting in Butcherblock to invite any participants into <Suitor of Grumphilda>!

Lol

Thanks to everyone who came out. Was a whole lot of fun and Filbus got some really good shit for his story. The screenshots will be up as soon as Filbus gets them organized/resized and writes the poem to go with them!

I was wondering today, what voice do y'all use in your head when you're reading Filbus' epic stories? I always go to somewhere between a Jeff Bridges and a Kris Kristofferson. I've tried to imagine a different voice, but I just keep going back to the gravelly slight southern drawl. Not sure why, but it just fits for me.

Liam nesson

Probably better than my voice. But I just can't move away from it.

Stanley Unwin fits it ;)

Opening 15 seconds... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKTPf4BaHNs

That works well. Other acceptable answers are:

1) Sam Eliott in The Big Lebowski with a lisp
2) Bryan Cranston on Breaking Bad whenever Heisenberg would get really mad or dangerous and his voice would get super low, but all of his Rs and Ls are pronounced as Ws ("Fiwbus swew the dwagon and cawwied his wady wove away")
3) Robin Williams with a really bad sore throat

Too dignified for a warrior on a gore filled bender.