Gated to ECT oom and with 6% hp and a poison ticking when I was level 10 or so.
Managed to bandage just enough to have the poison run out with like 8hp.
I bind to the side of the tunnel.
Walked of the side ledge into the tunnel.
Fell for 12 damage.

Somehow opening chat with autorun on, autorunning in a circle while my chatbox fills up with awdswwdsdasddwdsadwdasdadw, ending with me raped by the mobs I was pulling. I may or may not have been drinking. :-P

Drunken healer decides to leave group to do a port.

Surprise

Even more surprising....
































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Congratulations! You win the thread!

Good times from all. My favorite was shortly after Kunark was released. I was low level...maybe mid 20's on my monk, and poor. I paid a substancial amount for a port into the dreadlands and saw that HUGE wizard portal with the 100 story spires for the first time. Without even thinking I ran up to it, realized I could actually scale the spires and decided to run to the top. Gazing out upon eternity it didn't even enter my mind that my Safe Fall skill would not be up to the task and I base jumped right off the top landing for 30,000 points of damage I think? I ended up back at my bind point and sent a very embarassed explanation to the Druid that had ported me over. Luckily he took mercy on me and gave me a ride back lol. I was suprised there wasn't a crater under my corpse.

Accidentally targeting myself and hitting my DT key count as funny?

I've had some canni deaths, most of them unintentional in the Luclin era where I slowed something and got drilled right before canni went off. I've had my share of 32k deaths on auto-run also (Eastern Wastes comes to mind).

I think my most embarassing death though was on Tallon Zek. I was probably low 30's, was fighting someone at the EC/Nek zoneline in Nek, just barely squeaked out the kill. I was at like 3% and virtually oom when I killed them. I sit down to begin healing up, and I get clobbered by a young kodiak that happened to be passing by, and it killed me.

Oh, I had a friend that died to a bug once too. He was a dark elf, was in OT, my other friend, an ogre, was sitting in the bank. The dark elf ran up and over the ogre and promptly fell for 32k and died. We were laughing our asses off. Well except my friend who played the dark elf.

I could post all day about funny deaths in live, but my funniest death in P99 was when i was bored in EC...Begged shady a few times while i was encumbered and couldnt run very fast...I got splattered on like the third or fourth beg :o

Just wanted to say I damn near laughed myself to tears at that .... remember that happening to me before also lol good one.