And an excellent beer pun to you, sir!

desperate is his middle name!

Facts

My biggest fan logs in to two accounts just to attempt social shaming attacks! Cool and normal

He's entertaining that's for sure

Public school is prison for kids

Have you been checked for hookworm recently?

Oh hello there my biggest fan didn't see you right behind me breathing down my neck

Hookworm infection is an infection by a type of intestinal parasite known as a hookworm. Initially, itching and a rash may occur at the site of infection. Those only affected by a few worms may show no symptoms. Those infected by many worms may experience abdominal pain, diarrhea, weight loss, and tiredness.

Showing no symptoms so I'm going to pass on the bodily inspection, gday sir