Knob Creek all the way

someone give poor benchmark a vote, it needs at least one to be politically correct

For everyday use you can't go wrong with ancient ancient ancient age 10 star bourbon. Cheap and nasty (amazing)

bumpomatic freight train

knob creek or maker's mark. depends on the weather. cold out then maker's. hot out then knob creek.

jim beam all da way

oh come, come with me, to the old church yard

yay guh boams

There it lies

Maker's Mark because it's the most redneck / white trash