Originally Posted by Volga (Post 71346)

Give your hubby a traditional quest !

Wife tells you "hi honey, I'd like you to go to the store for me and get some [tidbits] and if you hurry there might be some [nooky] in it for you."
Husband: what nooky
Wife tells you "if you hurry I promise you a great time in our chamber of love, but you must hurry and get those [tidbits] !!"
Husband: what tidbits
Wife tells you "I'd like you to drive to the next state and get a 6-pack of miller light, the tax is cheaper and it's made with local labor and not imported gnomes; on your way back please stop for a Pizza and don't forget extra cheese."
Husband: what nooky
Husband: what nooky
Your faction standing with wife just got worse.
A Wife glowers at you dubiously

GM Note: while [husband] is in next state, jack his computer and PLAY

Husband: hail
You tell husband: Have you brought me the [tidbits] I asked for?
You give [miller light] and [pizza] to wife.

A wife scowls at you ready to attack.
This warm beer has ruined your own lands, it will not ruin mine !
A child says: Taunting attacker master
Wife strikes you for 144 points of guilt..
A husband has been slain by wife.

Clearly husband didn't have enough faction to complete the nooky quest so you'll have to send him on the [unexpected flowers] quest.. But hopefully you'll get your ip exception before then =)

Welcome to the server; hope you both enjoy your stay.