this guy is wise, make sure u save as much money as possible the one time you turn 21. dont lose sight of what's important, hording items is what life is about.

trying to figure out some good mixed drinks to order. and yes, I will get my ass kicked by a bouncer before I get thrown out.

Just take some molly and you will only want to drink water. So much cheaper and more fun

thizz > molly fyi

whats thizz. Long islands are good to get you hammered

yeah I like those, I like the electric long islands too.
thizz = X

Hmm... have you not drank before? Seems like an odd question to ask otherwise.

Either go strong or go cheap with quantity.

Keep away from bottles, drafts are cheaper. If you're planning to drink a lot, go with pitchers. If you're planning to drink liquor then it's whiskey all the way, most go for the jack n coke . If you're at a Chinese joint, let the Mai Tai flow down your gullet all night. Shots are overpriced and hardly ever worth it unless you're trying to get some broad wasted for devious reasons. Here's a tip... PREGAME PREGAME PREGAME

If you're super classy like me, you'll order a John Daly.

I drink, just usually buy bottles or beer. I am trying to find a good list of mixed drinks to get.

Eh, other than the mai tai I stay away from mixed drinks. Ice and whiskey or flat American beer. I'ma bland bore. My wife sometimes has a drink called a grateful dead, seems to get her pretty in hole. You can make it a psychedelic grateful dead, they add even more booze to it.