They'll never catch us - I've greased myself up just in case...

Length where it counts.

All-Shortie Guild
 

On EMARR long ago there was an all-shortie guild called The Vertical Challenge.

Yep. On Lanys my first guild was "Wee Pandemonium".

GNOMERCY!

They only use Dwarf in stew because it's so tough. It's the cheap meat thrown to the pee-ons. Halfling is the sweetest, and Gnome is supposed to make you smarter. It's true I read it in a book!

If I didn't like my guild so much I would say lets start one for all the short races in the game. Would be awesome to see a raid force of people under 3 feet tall lol.