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Origen 07-27-2023 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Nibblewitz (Post 3628970)
On the contrary, I think government officials should be at least 65. Such civil servants would live off their pensions and social security instead of milking taxpayers. Limited terms are an added benefit.

It also guarantees no working class person will be able to do it, but I realize that's your intention. Good thing you are just as futile as the rest of us!

Duik 07-27-2023 11:28 AM

And lolocaust.
News item says "appears to freeze".
Dont wanna call it too soon.
Didn't wanna put their necks out?
New one. McConnell finally pulled his head in.
Goin' into his shell?
Awww. Bad man larfin at OldFuckwit. Me bad man.
See you in hell Father Mothers!

Landroval 07-27-2023 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Origen (Post 3629115)
It also guarantees no working class person will be able to do it, but I realize that's your intention. Good thing you are just as futile as the rest of us!

Name the last working class president

Origen 07-27-2023 11:49 AM

Nah, I don't care to speak with an anti-semite

Landroval 07-27-2023 12:34 PM

Actually, I'm transvaxxed, so that makes me morally superior to you

Origen 07-27-2023 12:38 PM

When you try a joke once, and it doesn't land, it helps if you repeat it - comedy expert

aussenseiter 07-27-2023 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Origen (Post 3629141)
When you try a joke once, and it doesn't land, it helps if you repeat it - comedy expert

I thought Hercules made a good point when he observed that "it's all lawyers" regarding D.C.

Origen 07-27-2023 01:08 PM

Jokes with homework are always a riot

aussenseiter 07-27-2023 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Origen (Post 3629155)
Jokes with homework are always a riot

What's the homework?

Origen 07-27-2023 01:17 PM

I am not abreast of the latest Kevin Sorbo developments, so I'd have to type in "kevin sorbo it's all lawyers" to get to the root of that statement!


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