Anyone got a Green Dragon Scale I can borrow?

Anyone wanna loan me one of those mana robes you inevitably shit yourself at least twice to get while waiting in line for it.

If someone could just loan me an Earth staff MQ real quick I promise to mq it back eventually.

Uhh OP specifically requested to leave them flak launchers at home.

...Also please give me a completely golden house

I can has pre nerf fungi staff?

OP, try adding "I'm dying of cancer and I would like to experience the bliss of Monk soloing before I spend the rest of eternity in Hell."