Sure, it all starts as an innocent offer of programming help but alwas ends up with an eventual DDoS attempt with a program found on google. With great power comes great responsibility young programmer.

Ey buddy, if I'm gonna DDoS anyone I'm rolling my own attack, not downloading some crapware which probably installs 69 trojans on your computer-

isnt rolling a drug term for putting stuff up your butthole?

No.

There should be a person whose dedicated job is to check decimal points before the events.