Pathetic people post pathetic comments.

Thanks

Sounds like you need to have some dog sex to relieve the tension.

$2200 I know a guy, DM me!





(Rager and Quitter guy DM me, got another $1800 for your wife right here!)

You're a fucking idiot

You should get a Doberman Pimper instead.

eh

You might say OP is a Pawnce.

ok better

OP sounds like a guy i knew back in high school

one day a few of us stopped by after school and caught him jerking off his dog

can't make that up

Why? Why is one of your 1,834 posts that?

My ma wanted to stud out her mini Aussie. Problem was it was abandoned by its mother and has anxiety issues. They have to give it doggie Xanax or it licks the walls until they have softball sized holes in them. When I’d house sit for her she’d tell me show the dog attention while you’re there or it will get anxious and lick holes in the walls

When I come over he lets out an ear piercing shrill bark, flips onto his back and pisses onto his own face…

I told my mom that dog is the 100% exact opposite of a stud when I think stud. She gave up on the idea eventually

my gf just woke me up with a lil something something after raiding until 5am. Sorry that this argument isn't working out for you either.

And unlike ur karen ass wife, my gf is hot. and young.

and imaginary
(lol)