Fair rebuttal, as a kid no, as an adult yes.

Most people don't know this, but lead-based paint is an excellent solvent for marijuana edibles. You gotta be creative in these apocalyptic times.

Fastboy gets me :) I have consumed vast quantities of marijuana, but in fact zero paint chips.

Regardless of any of that though, I don't get the hostility: have you never healed a group on P99 (or in classic) before or something? If you did (and certainly if you did several times) the odds are heavily in favor of one of those groups needing a little ... "finessing" of mana reports.

What ive learned as a jumblasting cleric is that it doesn't matter what number you report as long as its a number or OOM. If your out of mana, they probably wont pull. If you say any number from 1-100, they pull.

I have to have a lot of jum in the tank then just say 50 :)

Every good puller knows that 1) healers lie about their mana and 2 a) the dps is lit enough and b) the tank is heavy enough to deal with a few weaker mobs unhealed while the healer meds.

When the healer or slower cries oom thats when you pull all those greens and low blues you’ve been avoiding. Extra points if the shaman cannibalises himself to death trying to make enough mana to slow a mob that doesn’t even give xp.

This is true. One of the ugliest things to watch in EQ is when a chanter goes down trying to CC a large pull, only to find out that the grp managed to clear them easily AFTER he died going Rambo to save the group. Good groups are much more resilient than people think...however,

More often than not a PUG usually has at least one (and frequently most) of the following: the tank is under-geared...the dps is tabbed out watching pron...the backup healer is high as a kite...and the puller (who is as high as the backup healer) doesn't read grp chat to see that the healer is afk.

Can you smoke jumjum leaves?

Filbus famously smoked jum and guides.

silly filbus jumhum is for kids...