If you set your expectations low enough, you get a lot more happiness out of crap.

I've rolled a halfling druid long before my midlife crisis, it's the only way to travel! :)

Midlife crisis in eq is a troll female slapping a de female in grobb and shouting Stop tryna steal mah man!

This isn't a midlife crisis. This is the age old question of "Would you go through highschool/college all over again, knowing what you know now". The answer is obviously yes.

High school nooooooooooooooo.

College, definitely.

WRONG! Some people buy a Corvette instead :D

OP has taken the red pill. Welcome to the matrix.

Too bad the previous generation pissed it away to maximize their investment returns and to try to prevent shitlibs from calling them a racist.

I know how to headbutt a dude without hurting myself, a skill I lacked in 9th grade. so. yes, actually.

Classic to me is soloing in Lower Guk whilst listening to random techno songs that I downloaded off of Kazaa. For that reason alone, I always associate undead frogs with techno music. Thanks, 15-year-old Me.