Got a free chicken burger with a Brazilian spicy sauce. Best. Day. EVER.

What's Brazilian spicy sauce preciouss?

Dear diary

Went for a beer with co-workers. One was a very attractive woman. Thought I could get those digits and take a bitch to red lobster for some cheddar biscuits. Bitches love cheddar biscuits. Remembered I'm a giant nerd that plays EQ. No digits.

-Ket

Omg... chedder biscuits... !

I plan to bicycle again this weekend. Last weekend I did 40minutes of something like interval training with my bike employing regular variation in resistance and speed, passing fluidly between slow powerful strokes and and rapid gentler ones. My legs were like jello for the rest of the day and along with my taint, were sore for 3 days afterwards. My tailbone found the experience most disagreeable, but overall it felt pretty good. Gonna do some planks and upper back exercises too to keep kyphosis at bay.

Syllabus for Friday, March 4th in the year of our lord 2016

Pre-work
Woke up at computer desk at 4:23am sheathed in sweat
Fap session
Googled news on Vyneroth to see if court date has been set
Fap session
Went and laid back down in bed til 6:15m
Dressed and departed for work 6:30am
Work
Arrived at work 7:00am
Googled new on Vyneroth to see if any updated since 4:30am check
Ordered medeval Mace on Amazon.com for macequest shrine
Ordered picture frame for printout of Vyneroths picture
Production meeting at work until 8:30
Trash-time at work and FQ domination until 5:00pm
Googled news on Vyneroth to see if any updates
Pick up Chinese food on way home
Post-work
Arrive home and eat 6:00pm
Fap session
Bathroom break
Fap session
Google news on Vyneroth to see if any updates since 5:00pm check
Record new Project1999 Songbird song – The Pixies “where is my mind” reimagined as “where is Wu’Tang”
Fap session
EQ until I fall asleep at computer desk.

4:00am - Wake up / Shower / Breakfast

4:45am - Arrive at Tidmouth Sheds to check on Henry (hes been in repairs lately)

6:00am - Arrive at my office in Vicarstown

12:30pm - Lunch break

1:00pm - Forumsquest for remainder of day between meetings

6:00pm - Arrive home, complain about wife's cooking

6:30pm - Forumsquest

7:00pm - Log in to blue99, train some guy in Solb Efreeti under a BDA tag

9:00pm - Have sexual intercourse

9:05pm - Go to sleep

work work work, cuz me not that kinda orc

SWISH! Sup man, I hope all is well. Check it out...

Have some kids and watch all that 'time' fade away! However, calories will still be burnt. Maybe not the same amount. And, you will be tired...

http://i.imgur.com/c3cSPYU.gif

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rofl ummmm if your burning 1000 calories a day holy shit balls :(