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Lamil 09-03-2015 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Efwan (Post 2034210)
Inb4 Ranndom or Shift get in here spewing alien invasion-type propaganda

Damn I was too slow

Fame 09-03-2015 02:37 PM

Hearing alaskan radio reports of a possible landing in some rural village on the west coast. It cut short before full broadcast but the word spreading around state is that they have landed and are still coming in hours later.

Shrubwise 09-03-2015 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ranndom (Post 2034674)
China moves warships to alaska, government shuts off collision radar for aircraft along the east coast up to 200 miles inland over 5 states...But hey, i guess your coincidence theory bubble will keep you safe.

That didn't take long.

As stated before, China will take over the world when they feel like it. Hell, when I was in High School, they already owned most of the USA's debt.

How I imagine it is, they'll just shoot a text message to Kanye West in 2020 (when he's president, and after they own 100% of America's debt) and be like "hey lol we need you to make good on dis" and Kanye's going to be like "yeezy" and then we'll be China owned. It will not be violent, and probably a pleasant change.

Fame 09-03-2015 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrubwise (Post 2034993)
That didn't take long.

As stated before, China will take over the world when they feel like it. Hell, when I was in High School, they already owned most of the USA's debt.

How I imagine it is, they'll just shoot a text message to Kanye West in 2020 (when he's president, and after they own 100% of America's debt) and be like "hey lol we need you to make good on dis" and Kanye's going to be like "yeezy" and then we'll be China owned. It will not be violent, and probably a pleasant change.

http://img.pandawhale.com/98234-rock...Imgur-rPS2.gif

Thulghor 09-03-2015 04:01 PM

http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Battle_of_Anchorage

Sixpence 09-03-2015 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fame (Post 2034981)
Hearing alaskan radio reports of a possible landing in some rural village on the west coast. It cut short before full broadcast but the word spreading around state is that they have landed and are still coming in hours later.

Isn't that Red Dawn?

Spyder73 09-03-2015 04:45 PM

This is as about a non-story as it gets

iruinedyourday 09-03-2015 04:47 PM

Considering we have Donald Trump running for prez, Id say we've passed the point of no return.

Ranndom 09-03-2015 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Thulghor (Post 2035110)

Arent they 51 years early?

Efwan 09-03-2015 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ranndom (Post 2034674)
China moves warships to alaska, government shuts off collision radar for aircraft along the east coast up to 200 miles inland over 5 states...But hey, i guess your coincidence theory bubble will keep you safe.

I knew it was comin! Lmao never fails


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