Katy Perry is ugly who the fuk would wanna spend 800 yrs with that

For once we agree on something.

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Russell Brand saw the light

a kind of magic that makes people wanna commit suicide when they hear their garbage

I predict this will trigger the zombie apocalypse.

To answer the OP question. Not me. Living forever would be awful.

It's apparent that you're a parent when:

lol'd

Nietzsche wrote in one of his books about the danger of mistaking cause for consequence. His primary example was that of a local man who lived to be a great deal older than was the average at the time. When people asked the man, "what's your secret?" he would respond that his longevity came from eating an extremely meager diet. Nietzsche was quick to point out that this man did not live a long time because he didn't eat very much- he didn't eat very much because he had an extraordinarily efficient metabolism that could sustain him on very little food, and was, in fact, the true cause of his longevity.