Miguel go smoke some more marijuana plants so u can live in a delusional world of mediocrity and processed pizza hut cheese pizzas

Miguel newport nonfilter = u rip the filter off with ur hands u fat little freakshow
sorry you are too addicted to marijuana to comprehend facts

Miguel well, its a scientifically discovered fact thats in a book

Miguel 1 marijuana is equivalent to smoking 3 packs of newports without filters

Miguel read a book its a fact
Miguel the institute of family life found that a marijuana is 100-200 times more carcinogenic than 10 cigarettes

if you smoke a marijuana joint of weed u will either 1) become infected with aids 2) become addicted 3) begin a violent crime spree

Joseph im here in seb gettin money, loots, drinkin, ridin around in the water on a jet ski

If it's in a Book I'm sold

Tbh I frequently recite things from r 99 ooc and forums at work as fact. I give credit tho I don't plagiarize.

Roberto i cut my foot on a lightbulb that i had used to smoke crack out of the night before so i ground up some chicken bones with a coffee grinder and shoved them into the wound with some jergens lotion for extra dry skin

hahahahaha, this one made me laugh all over again.

Miguel anyone gona buy an xbox one and ps4 and duct tape them together to make the most advanced gaming console since the dreamcast

Miguel when i press ice comet my hands tremble with such excitement that sometimes its as though im having a mild stroke or seizure and i begin screaming at the computer and bits of spittle fly all over the place as though im giving a speech at some momentous point in history

Miguel i got injured once so i crushed up a tylenol and rubbed it on the wound. after applying the ancient holistic spiritual remedy to my life-threatening wound, it sealed itself immediately much like a rapid-growing plant which lives deep in the Amazonian rainforest amongs sloths and lizards.

Haha

Miguel i took my computer to the geek squad and they told me it would be $400 to fix it so i just took out my "community sharing hammer" and smashed the CPU to bits and then slammed an entire 2 liter of dr pepper 10 in the store and told them to bill my CEO

Miguel pretty useful addition

Miguel then i used a screw driver and stabbed some hole through my monitor for air flow and that seemed to solve the problem

Miguel yeah when i hooked up my monitor to a central processing unit (CPU) the first thing i did was cut my hard drive in half with a genshu sushi knife just to be sure that id have enough space after the initial influx of files and discs

Miguel I AM INSANE WITH RASTAFARIAN RAGE