Originally Posted by Barkingturtle (Post 1009057)

One time I got so high my dick ripped me off.


Now, right here I was gonna say: I'm hung like a black.

I decided against that punchline, though -- for two reasons:

1) It's racist and that's not cool.

2) I did not have confidence anyone would understand the joke -- that my penis is like a black dude on account of its propensity for larceny.

Still, I think the one-liner stands on its own.