That's one fuckin nice kitty right there

I'm alpha af and I have a cat with a collar that has a bell on it so I call him mister jinglebells

Coolest pet I ever had was an iguana, she liked to eat smushed strawberries and when she did it looked like she was wearing lipstick. She was a lil' hussy that would slap my mom with her tail but loved me

cats are cool and manly

A bit mean but I lol’d

Dogs > cats

men who own cats do so because they want to own pussy and can't find a woman to give up hers.

I have two cats and one wife

Sorry you are so miserable