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10-11-2014 09:10 PM |
R99,
We are now accepting not just normal croutons, but croutons with a varying number of spices and flavors, which we hope will add value to our beenado salad.
We are also accepting up to 5 applicants from Mexico who no longer wish to serve their sloppy and embarrassingly underwhelming leader. We offer a large amount of first world services, like streets to walk on, clean water, a fair and balanced loot council, porn stars, double downs from KFC, Totina's pizza rolls injected into the blood stream, Taylor Swift soundtracks via Gongshow 's background music when he speaks, several dicks you may either punch or suck (depending on how angry or queer you are), chicken bone dreams, the lack of a pig snout in your life, gains, UFC fighter's physique, pixels and much, much more.
Best,
Holocaust Dean of Admissions
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