Heartbrand official press statement after failing to contest Agatha for Tranix Crown

[Nirgon]

http://www.threadless.com/imgs/products/3966/636x460design_01.jpg

Someone got beat with the bad at pvp stick tonight.

[Clark]

rofl

[Nirgon]

http://i46.tinypic.com/2mcx9vb.jpg

[Jenni D]

details required

[Nirgon]

Nah, I'm done. Peace.

[engelbutter]

nah im done

yeah

nah im done

peace

yea

nah

nah im done

nah

nahhh im done pce

[heartbrand]

??? I was told PVP sol b wiped slathar and robe and went to sleep. I had no interest in actually killing tranix lol you kidding me?

[Vayder]

If you'd stayed up to kill Tranix for pixels you'd be hearing the bluebie chants. You go to sleep after wiping them in pvp and you get this mess. Trolls gonna troll.

[heartbrand]

If you'd stayed up to kill Tranix for pixels you'd be hearing the bluebie chants. You go to sleep after wiping them in pvp and you get this mess. Trolls gonna troll.

[SamwiseRed]

Vayder > forgot your clerics name :(

[SamwiseRed]

Vayder > forgot your clerics name :(

just remembered


Vayder > Duress

[heartbrand]

[Fri Feb 15 03:00:37 2013] You must target an NPC to taunt first.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:38 2013] Auto attack is off.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to kick King Tranix, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler slashes YOU for 31 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] King Tranix begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:42 2013] Joseph begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:42 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash King Tranix, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:42 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash King Tranix, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] Joseph's casting is interrupted!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] Auto attack is on.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] King Tranix beams a smile at lava duct crawler
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] King Tranix says 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...'
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] You must target an NPC to taunt first.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] You slash Robe for 24 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] You kick Robe for 10 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior pierces Robe for 128 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior bashes Robe for 31 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior slashes Robe for 144 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior kicks Robe for 35 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] You slash Robe for 95 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] You slash Robe for 15 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Joseph begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Fire giant warrior slashes Robe for 126 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Fire giant warrior slashes Robe for 51 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Robe has been slain by fire giant warrior!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:50 2013] King Tranix begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] Players on EverQuest:
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] ---------------------------
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Agatha
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Joseph <Curse These Metal Hands>
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Checkraise <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] There are 3 players in Nagafen's Lair.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:58 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:00 2013] King Tranix begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:09 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:20 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] Players on EverQuest:
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] ---------------------------
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Saidin <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Checkraise <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] There are 2 players in Nagafen's Lair.

[Rettii]

[Fri Feb 15 03:00:37 2013] You must target an NPC to taunt first.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:38 2013] Auto attack is off.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to kick King Tranix, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler slashes YOU for 31 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] King Tranix begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:42 2013] Joseph begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:42 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash King Tranix, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:42 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash King Tranix, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] Joseph's casting is interrupted!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] Auto attack is on.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] King Tranix beams a smile at lava duct crawler
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] King Tranix says 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...'
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] You must target an NPC to taunt first.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] You slash Robe for 24 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] You kick Robe for 10 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior pierces Robe for 128 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior bashes Robe for 31 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior slashes Robe for 144 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior kicks Robe for 35 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] You slash Robe for 95 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] You slash Robe for 15 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Joseph begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Fire giant warrior slashes Robe for 126 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Fire giant warrior slashes Robe for 51 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Robe has been slain by fire giant warrior!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:50 2013] King Tranix begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] Players on EverQuest:
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] ---------------------------
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Agatha
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Joseph <Curse These Metal Hands>
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Checkraise <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] There are 3 players in Nagafen's Lair.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:58 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:00 2013] King Tranix begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:09 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:20 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] Players on EverQuest:
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] ---------------------------
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Saidin <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Checkraise <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] There are 2 players in Nagafen's Lair.
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:25 2013] Rettiwalk begins to cast a spell
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:26 2013] Players on EverQuest:
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:28 2013] ---------------------------
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:31 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Saidin <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:32 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Checkraise <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:36 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Rettiwalk <Dentists>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:40 2013] Your skin melts.
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:42 2013] You have been slain by Rettiwalk!


:eek:

[SamwiseRed]

so you post logs of robe dying to fire giants? lol

[Andis]

HB is a winner haven't you heard?

[hagard]

the best part of this post is where he posts the logs of the fight and we see the KS.
wait????

[heartbrand]

Never said I killshotted them said I wiped them, which I did by taking them each below 20% into low hp aggro where they got summoned repeatedly by the FG's they engaged and killed. Oh well looks like a big loss for me I got fucking owned apparently or something.

[hagard]

stick to pve u be ok

[heartbrand]

Not much I can do when big Tranix is chain summoning them after I took them below 20

[Nirgon]

If you'd stayed up to kill Tranix for pixels you'd be hearing the bluebie chants.

No I wouldn't have made this post underscoring his hilarious claims of "no competition" after getting run out of the gym by Agatha. I also don't see the part where Twainz dies fitting into your story.

Probably because you're lying about that like you told Slathar you make 300$/hr lol.

But then again, you're the MINDFREAK or some shit lol.

[Handpartytowel]

HB confirmed chris angel body double.

[Nirgon]

"Wait till you get a load of me"

Lawl

[hagard]

not sure if being fukd or if srs

[Nirgon]

How many mind fucks
would Heartbrand fuck
If Heartbrand could mind fuck Chuck.




The proseuction calls Robe to the stand.

[Rettii]

[Fri Feb 15 03:00:37 2013] You must target an NPC to taunt first.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:38 2013] Auto attack is off.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to kick King Tranix, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler slashes YOU for 31 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash YOU, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:40 2013] King Tranix begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:42 2013] Joseph begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:42 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash King Tranix, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:42 2013] Lava duct crawler tries to slash King Tranix, but misses!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] Joseph's casting is interrupted!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] Auto attack is on.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] King Tranix beams a smile at lava duct crawler
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:43 2013] King Tranix says 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...'
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] You must target an NPC to taunt first.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] You slash Robe for 24 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] You kick Robe for 10 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior pierces Robe for 128 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior bashes Robe for 31 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior slashes Robe for 144 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:44 2013] Fire giant warrior kicks Robe for 35 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] You slash Robe for 95 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] You slash Robe for 15 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Joseph begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Fire giant warrior slashes Robe for 126 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Fire giant warrior slashes Robe for 51 points of damage.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] Robe has been slain by fire giant warrior!
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:47 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:50 2013] King Tranix begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] Players on EverQuest:
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] ---------------------------
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Agatha
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Joseph <Curse These Metal Hands>
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Checkraise <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:53 2013] There are 3 players in Nagafen's Lair.
[Fri Feb 15 03:00:58 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:00 2013] King Tranix begins to cast a spell.
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:09 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:20 2013] King Tranix says 'You will not evade me Joseph!'
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] Players on EverQuest:
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] ---------------------------
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Saidin <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Checkraise <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:24 2013] There are 2 players in Nagafen's Lair.
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:25 2013] Rettiwalk begins to cast a spell
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:26 2013] Players on EverQuest:
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:28 2013] ---------------------------
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:31 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Saidin <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:32 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Checkraise <Nihilum>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:36 2013] [ANONYMOUS] Rettiwalk <Dentists>
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:40 2013] Your skin melts.
[Fri Feb 15 03:01:42 2013] You have been slain by Rettiwalk!

[Lemons]

he forced a wipe on the first attempt, 2nd pvp happend, big agatha got the pet root off on him, and bolted, he said fuck this zoned and camped.

[Andis]

agatha +1 checkraise -1

[heartbrand]

ya except the logs completely show that to be bullshit as you were a non-factor, but /shrug welcome to the forums where I can tell everyone about how me and michael jordan were PVPing together while I was being sucked off by a sports illustrated cover bikini model and 1v37'ed your guild in sol b flawlessly

[Nirgon]

Agatha's story fits Twainz being dead and getting that crown.

Yours doesn't.

Go suck off Michael Jordan, dawg.

[heartbrand]

Ya except mine has actual logs sorry pal you lost this one just admit you were wrong with the press statement and retract and I'll accept your apology

[Lemons]

http://i.imgur.com/tXF8Cjd.jpg

[SamwiseRed]

agatha returned out of nowhere and is doing werk. pras be to him

[Littlegyno 9.0]

This is a great victory for the Emperor. Scrubs are just mad jelly.

[hagard]

your logs show you doing like 0 dmg and a mob killing some1
stick to pve

[Andis]

gyno you can lick heartbrands balls at a later time

keep it off forums pls

[SamwiseRed]

gyno and gong just getting that PL or have they sided with the zerg?

[Nirgon]

Gongshow has officially come at us hard as fuck on at least 1 occasion.

I think that kind of spells it out.

He's gonna hafta tangle with me pretty soon. Should be epic show down... nice to have some people who know their way around the ring on the other side for once.

[SamwiseRed]

heard this weird song on the radio called "F**kin' Problems" anyways i looked it up on YT and the unedited version tripped me out. more than half that song is edited on radio version lol

[Nirgon]

Heartbrand posting edited radio version of the graphic rape in solb imo.

Tranix contested, winner Robe/Agatha.

[Rettii]

The logs clearly show me killing him after

[Nirgon]

http://i46.tinypic.com/2mcx9vb.jpg

There's no competition on this server.

Yeah, nah, I'm done peace, nah

[Andis]

fucking problems

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9-bEeLFPCQ

[PvpChampIronLion]

lol @ 3 am last night i was having valentines day sex, and u neckbeards are friggen circle jerking each other in a game involving ogres, dragons, and elves.

happy valentines day to yall. u friggen corny lonely ma fuckas need it!

[Lemons]

lol @ 3 am last night i was having valentines day sex, and u neckbeards are friggen circle jerking each other in a game involving ogres, dragons, and elves.

happy valentines day to yall. u friggen corny lonely ma fuckas need it!

i was getting head while pvping, so suck on it.

[heartbrand]

your logs show you doing like 0 dmg and a mob killing some1
stick to pve


Robe in 81s, 2k @30dps --- Checkraise 1259 @16dps
Agatha in 49s, 1k @17dps --- Checkraise 1k @17dps
Joseph in 5s, 1k @156dps --- Checkraise 414 @104dps --- Fire giant warrior 344 @86dps --- King Tranix pet 20 @20dps

[Nirgon]

No posted kill message on Robe in 81s with vp gear and non classic double wurmies
No posted kill message on naked as fuck lowbie Agatha in 49s with vp gear and non classic double wurmies
No posted kill message on Joseph in 5s, with vp gear and non classic double wurmies

I'm going to go down a visit the personal trainer for an ice bath, my sides are crazy sore. Might need a deep tissue massage as well, will have to check with trainer if my sides are up to it or need a week first.

[heartbrand]

Kinda hard to get killshots on people when they're being chain summoned by mobs pal due to low hp aggro

[Nirgon]

"Everyone on both sides is running bard speed, fucking impossible to hit anyone"

You're going to kill me bro.

[heartbrand]

ya ok pal only here is going 1v3, wiping the opposition and claiming the zone before retiring for the night considered a loss, had I been the guy dying @ tranix the lulz on this board about LOL U BAD U MAD U SAD would be 15+ pages alrdy

[Nirgon]

Agatha -> crown
Nihilum (you were there) -> no crown

It is really impossible to fathom that you grasp the irony of your previous statement that there's no one here to contest content... and the Nihilum who showed up (hey you were there big guy!) lost the loots to Agatha, Robe and Joseph. That is up until the point where its obvious you will champion people like Nizzar, Supreme and Rallyd. Then well... the problem is obvious... and I shall hold my tongue.

[Littlegyno 9.0]

Agatha -> crown
Nihilum (you were there) -> no crown

It is really impossible to fathom that you grasp the irony of your previous statement that there's no one here to contest content... and the Nihilum who showed up (hey you were there big guy!) lost the loots to Agatha, Robe and Joseph. That is up until the point where its obvious you will champion people like Nizzar, Supreme and Rallyd. Then well... the problem is obvious... and I shall hold my tongue.

you shut your fucking mouth when addressing the emperor u fucking worm.

[Nirgon]

Imma bury you two together, lips touching.

[Rettii]

Imma bury you two together, lips touching.

Rofl

It's funny tho cus taiji+Saidin went with u obv to do Tranix since you guys keep that timer also and your pretending like u weren't.

Pras agatha + metal hands

[heartbrand]

ya doin that big tranix while in the hole guk and plane of sky

[Rettii]

Don't frow your brow bro

[Nirgon]

No its obvious he went to just kill them and immediately log afterwards.

[Andis]

lololol

lets focus on the next topic at hand

CHECKRAISE

will you accept EZPKs 1v1 challenge tonight?!?!?!?!

[Nirgon]

1v1 Ezpk for box honor.

Can't believe you're seriously trying to say you didn't rage log after losing Tranix contest.

[Andis]

dude HB has no honor

the kid calls himself box emperor after losing a 2v2 AND denies a 1v1 warrior duel

I can't...shits too funny

[Nirgon]

2v2 using hoop

[Andis]

yes forgot to mention that as well

AND using a hoop during the fight

bahahahaha

watch out bros, this is serious box emp status right here

prais

[Rettii]

Take it ez on him or he might make a 6th "I quit the server" thread, he's alrdy almost there based on in game screenshots

[Andis]

Take it ez on him or he might make a 6th "I quit the server" thread, he's alrdy almost there based on in game screenshots

bahaha

"thats it, im done, fuck this, im not dealing with it anymore, thats it, im done, fuck this, im out"

[SamwiseRed]

addiction is hard