i avenged you slathar

[karsten]

this story was too good to pass up -- plus, real friends remember forever. yesterday I happened upon everyone's favorite semi-retarded nihilum mage app who, as you'll recall, refused my good natured help to drag his body after a number of failed tranix attempts and then, strangly, met slathar in lguk and wound up trying to fight him. Anyways, i hope you enjoy this heartwarming tale.

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i figured hey, slathar is avenged, today so far was a groovy day. The he started going through every stage of online rage, let's count:

1. telling me i had a little dick. AS IF HE KNEW (i good naturedly offered to drag his body)

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2. threatening to kill me later

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honestly i think he was being sarcastic here

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3. telling me to stop talking to him after sending me rage tells (this one is definitely a classic - also guy, please stop reminding me about my dick size, i've got enough issues)

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4. claiming he was afk (also a classic!!)

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he was moving around while i was fighting him, but i wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. I figured if he were afk but still moving around, something else must have been slapping the good old WASD:

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look well i don't think he has a gamer cat

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5. after this he went for yet another classic -- the "you're gay" strategy:

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WELL MAN YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE, GLOVES ARE OFF, LUCKILY HE DECIDED TO GO TO BED BECAUSE COME ON

he was nice enough to say good night

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so I collected myself and offered to drag his body again, but he had logged off

anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed my tale

[Feniggles]

i dont get fag in a dick tree

[Kraftwerk]

Smothered in underware.

[Smedy]

Lol'd if i catch this guy ill make sure he gets to say hello to tstaff, i'm sure he likes a poke up dat ass

[diplo]

i was entertained. SKAAAL

[Rettii]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jc8j1iNz1qad6yz.gif

[Nirgon]

Free Smallmee for +1 box population

On the conditions: he must say 10 Hail Mary's, 5 Our Fathers, and formally apologize in writing for the distress that he caused Citychamp and his family.

[Tomatoking]

This message is hidden because Nirgon is on your ignore list.

nice job noah

[karsten]

http://i48.tinypic.com/fmt1zp.png

[Feniggles]

Hahaa

[Jenni D]

lol'd

[Smedy]

this upcoming nihilum app getting shit already, big things for this guy

[Smedy]

insert : on *fuck*

[mendan]

would read again

[Handpartytowel]

+1 interweb

[Rettii]

+1 Netscape

[karsten]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jc8j1iNz1qad6yz.gif

[Vile]

i was entertained, thx

[Bardalicious]

best rnf post 2013 red&blue

[Greegon]

http://i48.tinypic.com/fmt1zp.png

hahahahaha

A+ thread

[Zallar]

http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1347767195917_581647.png

[Pitborn]

I look forward to griefing Glyph.

[fiegi 2.5]

Looks like a prime nihilum candidate

[Doors]

oh man I miss you so much karstens

[Nirgon]

Necros, while a strong class in live, are currently handicapped by resists being dogshit for direct damage spells as far as I have experienced here.

A necro's strength (besides pet and dot) was risking their droppable resist gear, but at the same time greatly increasing their own effective health pool against other casters and draining.

Presume no pet in all scenarios and a necro with 100fire/cold. This is a VERY hypothetical situation created to illustrate the mechanics of the fight and not an ideal strategy in every situation.

Ex:
Scenario 1, stupid ganker wizard:
Necro in 100 fire/cold fights wizard. Necro takes a slug, applies disease dot. Begins defluxxing the shit out of wizard spells which receive regular partials.

Scenario 2, smart "naked ganker" wizard:
Necro in same trades disease dot for lure, necro trades bond of death for 2nd lure. Necro harmshields. Wizard dispels himself of the magic based dot, however, the healing component remains on the necro who tops himself up pretty well. Necro begins trading defluxes for lures and sends wizard packing (disease wearing away).


Right now, scenario 1 almost always results in necro having to flee or DA. Scenario 2, you'd hafta be real dumb to use lures on anyone here. Further testing to come, but boy is necro in rough shape here.

[karsten]

relevant bump

[Nirgon]

Smiles hard reading this thread again. She's a keeper.

[Andis]

I look forward to griefing Glyph.

this implies you are playing?????

[Nirgon]

Glyph was one of the methbaby brothers. Glyph, Strydur and then that druid I can't remember his name.

Druid + double mage is a strong lineup tho.

[big league chew]

there was that other gnome with a name that stared with T (angry gnomes)
damn i wish we always had yt+leaderboard, id just look that shit up
right? i know they didnt have druid with them all the time, but when they did it was Minyin? maybe? dark age shit

[klant]

telcontar is the dru. also, can I get credit for this kill on the leaderboards, dont have credit for my 3 nizzar kills either

[klant]

oops, guess it would help to post pic
http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo254/aceholethug/EQ000300_zps7caa6fb0.png (http://s381.photobucket.com/user/aceholethug/media/EQ000300_zps7caa6fb0.png.html)

[Nirgon]

Young meth baby gnomes getting PL'd when the unexpected happens

[klant]

o wait i lied. telcontar was the 3rd gnome mage. technique was the dru

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

lol @ meth baby gnomes. slathar is a huge faggot guy sends me rage tells everyday dont even know him

[karsten]

some people go to sleep at night wishing they would have gotten tells from slathar, just sayin

[Bardalicious]

slathar is good ppl if you don't take him seriously








which you shouldn't

[runlvlzero]

some people go to sleep at night wishing they would have gotten tells from slathar, just sayin

I am special, he cybers me at least every other time I log in.