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karsten
01-30-2013, 06:56 AM
this story was too good to pass up -- plus, real friends remember forever. yesterday I happened upon everyone's favorite semi-retarded nihilum mage app who, as you'll recall, refused my good natured help to drag his body after a number of failed tranix attempts and then, strangly, met slathar in lguk and wound up trying to fight him. Anyways, i hope you enjoy this heartwarming tale.

http://i48.tinypic.com/m9a7eu.png

i figured hey, slathar is avenged, today so far was a groovy day. The he started going through every stage of online rage, let's count:

1. telling me i had a little dick. AS IF HE KNEW (i good naturedly offered to drag his body)

http://i45.tinypic.com/2wgbxwi.png

2. threatening to kill me later

http://i46.tinypic.com/25iy7oh.png

honestly i think he was being sarcastic here

http://i45.tinypic.com/288ox7t.png

3. telling me to stop talking to him after sending me rage tells (this one is definitely a classic - also guy, please stop reminding me about my dick size, i've got enough issues)

http://i46.tinypic.com/kdms6x.png

4. claiming he was afk (also a classic!!)

http://i50.tinypic.com/5fgo6w.png

he was moving around while i was fighting him, but i wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt. I figured if he were afk but still moving around, something else must have been slapping the good old WASD:

http://i47.tinypic.com/dlklfr.png

look well i don't think he has a gamer cat

http://i50.tinypic.com/35857r4.png

5. after this he went for yet another classic -- the "you're gay" strategy:

http://i45.tinypic.com/kdlr1h.png

WELL MAN YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE, GLOVES ARE OFF, LUCKILY HE DECIDED TO GO TO BED BECAUSE COME ON

he was nice enough to say good night

http://i48.tinypic.com/xc6po1.png

so I collected myself and offered to drag his body again, but he had logged off

anyways, I hope you guys enjoyed my tale

Feniggles
01-30-2013, 07:16 AM
i dont get fag in a dick tree

Kraftwerk
01-30-2013, 09:45 AM
Smothered in underware.

Smedy
01-30-2013, 09:49 AM
Lol'd if i catch this guy ill make sure he gets to say hello to tstaff, i'm sure he likes a poke up dat ass

diplo
01-30-2013, 11:24 AM
i was entertained. SKAAAL

Rettii
01-30-2013, 11:31 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jc8j1iNz1qad6yz.gif

Nirgon
01-30-2013, 01:29 PM
Free Smallmee for +1 box population

On the conditions: he must say 10 Hail Mary's, 5 Our Fathers, and formally apologize in writing for the distress that he caused Citychamp and his family.

Tomatoking
01-30-2013, 01:36 PM
This message is hidden because Nirgon is on your ignore list.

nice job noah

karsten
01-31-2013, 08:04 AM
http://i48.tinypic.com/fmt1zp.png

Feniggles
01-31-2013, 08:45 AM
Hahaa

Jenni D
01-31-2013, 08:57 AM
lol'd

Smedy
01-31-2013, 12:02 PM
this upcoming nihilum app getting shit already, big things for this guy

Smedy
01-31-2013, 12:02 PM
insert : on *fuck*

mendan
01-31-2013, 01:04 PM
would read again

Handpartytowel
01-31-2013, 01:30 PM
+1 interweb

Rettii
01-31-2013, 01:38 PM
+1 Netscape

karsten
01-31-2013, 02:46 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5jc8j1iNz1qad6yz.gif

Vile
01-31-2013, 03:28 PM
i was entertained, thx

Bardalicious
01-31-2013, 03:29 PM
best rnf post 2013 red&blue

Greegon
01-31-2013, 03:29 PM
http://i48.tinypic.com/fmt1zp.png

hahahahaha

A+ thread

Zallar
01-31-2013, 03:49 PM
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/1347767195917_581647.png

Pitborn
01-31-2013, 03:55 PM
I look forward to griefing Glyph.

fiegi 2.5
02-01-2013, 12:47 AM
Looks like a prime nihilum candidate

Doors
02-01-2013, 02:48 AM
oh man I miss you so much karstens

Nirgon
02-01-2013, 02:06 PM
Necros, while a strong class in live, are currently handicapped by resists being dogshit for direct damage spells as far as I have experienced here.

A necro's strength (besides pet and dot) was risking their droppable resist gear, but at the same time greatly increasing their own effective health pool against other casters and draining.

Presume no pet in all scenarios and a necro with 100fire/cold. This is a VERY hypothetical situation created to illustrate the mechanics of the fight and not an ideal strategy in every situation.

Ex:
Scenario 1, stupid ganker wizard:
Necro in 100 fire/cold fights wizard. Necro takes a slug, applies disease dot. Begins defluxxing the shit out of wizard spells which receive regular partials.

Scenario 2, smart "naked ganker" wizard:
Necro in same trades disease dot for lure, necro trades bond of death for 2nd lure. Necro harmshields. Wizard dispels himself of the magic based dot, however, the healing component remains on the necro who tops himself up pretty well. Necro begins trading defluxes for lures and sends wizard packing (disease wearing away).


Right now, scenario 1 almost always results in necro having to flee or DA. Scenario 2, you'd hafta be real dumb to use lures on anyone here. Further testing to come, but boy is necro in rough shape here.

karsten
08-27-2013, 02:07 PM
relevant bump

Nirgon
08-27-2013, 02:41 PM
Smiles hard reading this thread again. She's a keeper.

Andis
08-27-2013, 02:52 PM
I look forward to griefing Glyph.

this implies you are playing?????

Nirgon
08-27-2013, 03:39 PM
Glyph was one of the methbaby brothers. Glyph, Strydur and then that druid I can't remember his name.

Druid + double mage is a strong lineup tho.

big league chew
08-27-2013, 04:06 PM
there was that other gnome with a name that stared with T (angry gnomes)
damn i wish we always had yt+leaderboard, id just look that shit up
right? i know they didnt have druid with them all the time, but when they did it was Minyin? maybe? dark age shit

klant
08-27-2013, 04:28 PM
telcontar is the dru. also, can I get credit for this kill on the leaderboards, dont have credit for my 3 nizzar kills either

klant
08-27-2013, 04:30 PM
oops, guess it would help to post pic
http://i381.photobucket.com/albums/oo254/aceholethug/EQ000300_zps7caa6fb0.png (http://s381.photobucket.com/user/aceholethug/media/EQ000300_zps7caa6fb0.png.html)

Nirgon
08-27-2013, 05:17 PM
Young meth baby gnomes getting PL'd when the unexpected happens

klant
08-27-2013, 06:26 PM
o wait i lied. telcontar was the 3rd gnome mage. technique was the dru

Gaffin Deeppockets
08-27-2013, 08:13 PM
lol @ meth baby gnomes. slathar is a huge faggot guy sends me rage tells everyday dont even know him

karsten
08-27-2013, 09:00 PM
some people go to sleep at night wishing they would have gotten tells from slathar, just sayin

Bardalicious
08-27-2013, 09:10 PM
slathar is good ppl if you don't take him seriously








which you shouldn't

runlvlzero
08-27-2013, 09:11 PM
some people go to sleep at night wishing they would have gotten tells from slathar, just sayin

I am special, he cybers me at least every other time I log in.