Iron Lion Server Event 1/23/2013

[TempleOfLife]

I will reward the best story (voted on by community)

you must tell a story a true one, preferably showcasing their well known poopsocking /anti social behavior (i can think of dozens) involving either

Heartbrand / Ricardo / Checkraise /

or

Hammertime / Soldier / Boner

both these guys have been on server since beggnign so im expecting big results!!!

1st prize = my 52 chanter
2nd prize = a glowing black stone, a few k pp, and a level 33 cleric (fully geared)

community will vote on best one, i hope we can all get together and make this happen! get creative yall! ill reward prize tommarow night.

minimum of 50 words, that arent. mad, bad, sad, fat, dum , gay, or nig

[Nirgon]

In Neriak Commons born and raised
In the wizard guild where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
We got in one little guild war and Heartbrand got scared
And said "This is how you bug out Nagafen in his lair"

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29gwo9SCT1qgcra2o1_500.gif

[SamwiseRed]

In Neriak Commons born and raised
In the wizard guild where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
We got in one little guild war and Heartbrand got scared
And said "This is how you bug out Nagafen in his lair"

you see that prince of bel air viral vid. basically they google translate the song into different languages then translate it back. shit is pretty cool, ill get link one sec.

http://www.wimp.com/freshtheme/

[Nirgon]

Tier'Dal not an option, confirmed not classic

[Cwall 52.0]

I will reward the best story (voted on by community)

you must tell a story a true one, preferably showcasing their well known poopsocking /anti social behavior (i can think of dozens) involving either

Heartbrand / Ricardo / Checkraise /

or

Hammertime / Soldier / Boner

both these guys have been on server since beggnign so im expecting big results!!!

1st prize = my 52 chanter
2nd prize = a glowing black stone, a few k pp, and a level 33 cleric (fully geared)

community will vote on best one, i hope we can all get together and make this happen! get creative yall! ill reward prize tommarow night.

minimum of 50 words, that arent. mad, bad, sad, fat, dum , gay, or nig

when a bunch of us holocaust guys decided to do it big on legacy of zek a few months back, heartbrand joined us and made an enchanter named frump

frump never really pvped with us, instead he mainly just farmed pixels

at one point i believe someone made a bug report post on the forums talking about how gem encrusted rings weren't dropping in frontier mountains(10 ac 7 str ring; pretty irrelevant on a pvp server) and i seem to remember heartbrand commenting on it and pursuing this bug until it got fixed

at a similar time, one day we decided to take a group into sebilis, and we had mornin log onto frump to give our group clarity and haste, since heartbrand had been up all night farming it up the night before for about 12 or 13 hours and was asleep all that day

upon logging onto frump, mornin immediately said in vent, "uhhh.... why the fuck does heartbrand have 34 forest loops in his bags?" without exaggerating at all

needless to say, heartbrand had spent his previous 12 or 13 hours up all night on a low population eq emu pvp server farming 10 ac 7 str rings only to end up with 34 forest loops

this kind of retarded behavior led to lasher one day telling heartbrand he was a useless, bad player and a faggot, followed by heartbrand angrily leaving vent and never playing with us again

[Graahle]

Pretty sure I've heard this somewhere before, but good god..

[Tomatoking]

forest loops are serious business

[Combobreaker]

It's probably a good thing I don't want an enchanter... Or a cleric

:D

[Nirgon]

Hardest laugh I had in a while

[tehruoh]

lol at 34 forest loops.

ill bet he was going to grind them down into some more dirty jew gold and rmt i mean sniff it.

[BigSlip]

when a bunch of us holocaust guys decided to do it big on legacy of zek a few months back, heartbrand joined us and made an enchanter named frump

frump never really pvped with us, instead he mainly just farmed pixels

at one point i believe someone made a bug report post on the forums talking about how gem encrusted rings weren't dropping in frontier mountains(10 ac 7 str ring; pretty irrelevant on a pvp server) and i seem to remember heartbrand commenting on it and pursuing this bug until it got fixed

at a similar time, one day we decided to take a group into sebilis, and we had mornin log onto frump to give our group clarity and haste, since heartbrand had been up all night farming it up the night before for about 12 or 13 hours and was asleep all that day

upon logging onto frump, mornin immediately said in vent, "uhhh.... why the fuck does heartbrand have 34 forest loops in his bags?" without exaggerating at all

needless to say, heartbrand had spent his previous 12 or 13 hours up all night on a low population eq emu pvp server farming 10 ac 7 str rings only to end up with 34 forest loops

this kind of retarded behavior led to lasher one day telling heartbrand he was a useless, bad player and a faggot, followed by heartbrand angrily leaving vent and never playing with us again

wow what a blue faggot

[Kaino]

isnt jaleean someones elses chanter that for some reason let u play it and ever since we have had to listen to your 9 month old troll forum post recycling in ooc

fuck whoever jaleean is for forcing us to listen to your dumb shit

[Cwall 52.0]

isnt jaleean someones elses chanter that for some reason let u play it and ever since we have had to listen to your 9 month old troll forum post recycling in ooc

fuck whoever jaleean is for forcing us to listen to your dumb shit

who r u talking to

[BigSlip]

isnt jaleean someones elses chanter that for some reason let u play it and ever since we have had to listen to your 9 month old troll forum post recycling in ooc

fuck whoever jaleean is for forcing us to listen to your dumb shit

basiah i know u aint talking to me


u braindead fuck

[Greegon]

Pretty goddamn obvious hes talking to ironlion

[SamwiseRed]

loop dreams

[Nirgon]

Great thread so far looks like Bigslip's already gotten a week in the tank

[Rooster_Cogburn]

Checkraise stared emotionlessly at the gun he held in his hand. This was a culminating point of his life – all those missed opportunities, all those filthy whore women who rejected him, all those empty packets of burritos, laying scattered across his room like crusty pieces of his dignity. What a life...a wasted one at that, and what better a way to go than dying and rotting alone the way he lived – surrounded by his own filth and shortcomings. He wondered if they would need some kind of special crane of machine to remove his bloated corpse.
Checkraise furrowed his brow, the sweat slowly dripping down his clammy chins. This was it, maybe one last pizza would be ordered. He couldn’t go dying on an empty stomach now could he? To Google he went. But then, in a moment of desolation, Checkraise decided to revisit his lost love, to give his old cruel mistress, one last glimpse....
”E..V….E….R…..Q…U…” as he typed in to Google, Checkraise saw something that would avert his suicide, and give his life meaning once again. “EVERQUEST Project 1999 Classic Everquest Server.” His heart skipped a bit, his pupils dilated, his boner boned for the first time in years.
No longer would he have to live in this shame filled world, no longer would his knowledge of ancient computer games go unchecked, no longer would he have to live as a level 1 in his parent’s basement.…this was a new dawn….this was…THE BIRTH OF CHECKRAISE.

[Rettii]

when a bunch of us holocaust guys decided to do it big on legacy of zek a few months back, heartbrand joined us and made an enchanter named frump

frump never really pvped with us, instead he mainly just farmed pixels

at one point i believe someone made a bug report post on the forums talking about how gem encrusted rings weren't dropping in frontier mountains(10 ac 7 str ring; pretty irrelevant on a pvp server) and i seem to remember heartbrand commenting on it and pursuing this bug until it got fixed

at a similar time, one day we decided to take a group into sebilis, and we had mornin log onto frump to give our group clarity and haste, since heartbrand had been up all night farming it up the night before for about 12 or 13 hours and was asleep all that day

upon logging onto frump, mornin immediately said in vent, "uhhh.... why the fuck does heartbrand have 34 forest loops in his bags?" without exaggerating at all

needless to say, heartbrand had spent his previous 12 or 13 hours up all night on a low population eq emu pvp server farming 10 ac 7 str rings only to end up with 34 forest loops

this kind of retarded behavior led to lasher one day telling heartbrand he was a useless, bad player and a faggot, followed by heartbrand angrily leaving vent and never playing with us again

Rofl yes he would whine about non pvp loot not dropping every day

[Proverbs28]

Checkraise stared emotionlessly at the gun he held in his hand. This was a culminating point of his life – all those missed opportunities, all those filthy whore women who rejected him, all those empty packets of burritos, laying scattered across his room like crusty pieces of his dignity. What a life...a wasted one at that, and what better a way to go than dying and rotting alone the way he lived – surrounded by his own filth and shortcomings. He wondered if they would need some kind of special crane of machine to remove his bloated corpse.
Checkraise furrowed his brow, the sweat slowly dripping down his clammy chins. This was it, maybe one last pizza would be ordered. He couldn’t go dying on an empty stomach now could he? To Google he went. But then, in a moment of desolation, Checkraise decided to revisit his lost love, to give his old cruel mistress, one last glimpse....
”E..V….E….R…..Q…U…” as he typed in to Google, Checkraise saw something that would avert his suicide, and give his life meaning once again. “EVERQUEST Project 1999 Classic Everquest Server.” His heart skipped a bit, his pupils dilated, his boner boned for the first time in years.
No longer would he have to live in this shame filled world, no longer would his knowledge of ancient computer games go unchecked, no longer would he have to live as a level 1 in his parent’s basement.…this was a RED dawn….this was…THE BIRTH OF CHECKRAISE.

literally laughed out loud bro. so far personal favorite. need at least 1 other witness to validate story tho.

[SamwiseRed]

lol i didnt read that until now. A+

[Cwall 52.0]

Checkraise stared emotionlessly at the gun he held in his hand. This was a culminating point of his life – all those missed opportunities, all those filthy whore women who rejected him, all those empty packets of burritos, laying scattered across his room like crusty pieces of his dignity. What a life...a wasted one at that, and what better a way to go than dying and rotting alone the way he lived – surrounded by his own filth and shortcomings. He wondered if they would need some kind of special crane of machine to remove his bloated corpse.
Checkraise furrowed his brow, the sweat slowly dripping down his clammy chins. This was it, maybe one last pizza would be ordered. He couldn’t go dying on an empty stomach now could he? To Google he went. But then, in a moment of desolation, Checkraise decided to revisit his lost love, to give his old cruel mistress, one last glimpse....
”E..V….E….R…..Q…U…” as he typed in to Google, Checkraise saw something that would avert his suicide, and give his life meaning once again. “EVERQUEST Project 1999 Classic Everquest Server.” His heart skipped a bit, his pupils dilated, his boner boned for the first time in years.
No longer would he have to live in this shame filled world, no longer would his knowledge of ancient computer games go unchecked, no longer would he have to live as a level 1 in his parent’s basement.…this was a new dawn….this was…THE BIRTH OF CHECKRAISE.

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THESE STORIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TRUE AND THAT MY STORY IS 100% TRUE WHEREAS THIS ONE IS SIMPLY A FANCIFUL TALE

still p funny tho :3

[Proverbs28]

cant reward a prize without hearing a few about Hammertime / boner / soldier

extending contest 1 day.

[juicedsixfo]

story

F- for literally raping the profound and legendary story of Fansy

[Clark]

Ironlion and Hammertime are gay with each other.

That is all.

[Graahle]

Ricardo was a level 5 good bard -- in P99 Red EverQuest terms barely potty-trained and so low other players couldn't attack him. His only combat ability was running faster than a group of lumbering Sand Giants. But Ricardo had a plan. He realized that his simple, intimidating power could be turned into a devastating weapon could kill everyone everywhere. So in the middle of a battle that he had no right surviving for more than a minute, Ricardo provoked two dozen of the Sand Giants into attacking him. This probably looked profoundly stupid to anyone who bothered to pay attention, since Sand Giants can kill everything.

And then Ricardo started running. What he'd realized is that Sand Giants can only kill what they can catch. And since he was one of the only things in the game that didn't fall under that category, he could kill everything with Sand Giant while they tried to catch him. Ricardo annihilated vast swathes of the server by running away at them.

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/1/1/1/103111.jpg?v=1
You'll notice that one giant is 1) 20 times the size of a player and 2) screwing that entire building.

But Ricardo true exploit was making sure his victims deserved it. He'd wandered around the P99 Red server like a fantasy Forrest Gump being nice to people, wearing bright colors, and being called Ricardo, ensuring that everyone had called him a fag at least twice. Then he unleashed vengeance with a vast conga line of burly giants pounding everyone's asses. At which point the cool evil players suddenly decided "no rules" was unfair and whined until moderators arrived. The first moderator to show up said "cool," reminded Ricardo there were no rules, and enjoyed watching him do it.

The second asked him to stop, based on a rule on the no rules server (which hadn't existed earlier that day), and Ricardo acquiesced. All someone had to do was ask nicely! Which no one on red server had tried, although they had tried calling him a no-life 12-year-old basement-dwelling homo one million times. It's a little strange that people playing a fantasy game would hate him so much, since he's basically recreated the the exact plot of Lord of the Rings for them: a small, underpowered idiot using unkillable allies to defeat a land of evil. We're sure the irony wasn't lost on Ricardo, and that he was just too nice to point it out.

No citations, F--. http://www.notacult.com/fansythefamous.htm

[Safon]

Are the people these stories are about the biggest losers of red or something?

[Proverbs28]

Are the people these stories are about the biggest losers of red or something?

if antisocial behavior and stuff like this interests you, i suggest rolling a char on Red 99.

http://www.nihilumguild.com/

is always recruiting! :)

[galvaunis]

cant reward a prize without hearing a few about Hammertime.

So hammertime and I are grouping, I'm on my troll warrior bradmcquaid and we're all like lol fags im owning your face with grinders and shit

im all whispering these guys as we kill them and take theres monies, sweet mun muns. I was taking alot though, hammertime was helping me, and teaching me throguh the mumbler, so I said, hey mang u take the next ones money lol

hes like, shut the fuck up faggot, which means yes inn hammertalk

so we find thsi assling all like crouching and trying to run its like wtf dude why you slow, just hid or some shit, anyways we beatin the shits outa him, and hes buggde or something he cant hide, though that dont matter hammerturd can seee the assvissies anyways,

but im like bro why you going so slow huh lol lol ass face derp derp, and hes like dont, i pay you, dont kill bro

hammertime initiate hammer time and kills his face, theres blood and stuff and hamemrtimes screamin about eating his trhorat and stuff on mublmle lol its pretty awesome, but then he loots, and hes like, woah

he was doign a transfer to guk or some shits (innythouls my home) so he had like 199k! bro! so im like yo hammertime i need some of that shit i got to upgrade this tarnished 2handed sword that ogre bros gave me

and hes like fucking motherfuck fagfuck motherfucking fag suck dickfag god damn white boy fucking fuck, and im like yeah i know, but you got lots oh mun mun, so hes loik fucking fuckdamn dick drink fuckfaggoty dick drink fucking cock fuck,

and im like, dude, i use your words like a big man, little bitch, and he starts to go crazy with some stuff about paula abdul that i cant repeat, im not sure what it all meant.

so i email furor to log on and help me, and hes like sure brad mcquaid i found a better way to clean up the santorum, and im like what, shut up lol wtf, so he logs on his golden god fansyfuror, the bard warrior hybrid to slice the McShit out of hammerslime it was truly a sight to see,

happytime is all all yellin on mumblers and shit while i laugh, yiblaans screaming and crying man it was the rulest, dieling like a little bitch so furor and i could take all his sweet mun mun loot, THE DOOBLE CROST YUH!

it was a great day, i finally upgradede to a ogre meat cleaver, and

then

I ported up to the house around 7 or 8 (game time)
And I yelled to the assling 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom with reception and pomp
To sit on my throne as the Prince of the swamp

-bradmcquaid troll warrior 5th seaseon, tank spec, ogre meat cleaver, ogre apron thing

suck a d

[Nirgon]

I had more lyrics to mine but I'd get forum banned

[Tomatoking]

So hammertime and I are grouping, I'm on my troll warrior bradmcquaid and we're all like lol fags im owning your face with grinders and shit

im all whispering these guys as we kill them and take theres monies, sweet mun muns. I was taking alot though, hammertime was helping me, and teaching me throguh the mumbler, so I said, hey mang u take the next ones money lol

hes like, shut the fuck up faggot, which means yes inn hammertalk

so we find thsi assling all like crouching and trying to run its like wtf dude why you slow, just hid or some shit, anyways we beatin the shits outa him, and hes buggde or something he cant hide, though that dont matter hammerturd can seee the assvissies anyways,

but im like bro why you going so slow huh lol lol ass face derp derp, and hes like dont, i pay you, dont kill bro

hammertime initiate hammer time and kills his face, theres blood and stuff and hamemrtimes screamin about eating his trhorat and stuff on mublmle lol its pretty awesome, but then he loots, and hes like, woah

he was doign a transfer to guk or some shits (innythouls my home) so he had like 199k! bro! so im like yo hammertime i need some of that shit i got to upgrade this tarnished 2handed sword that ogre bros gave me

and hes like fucking motherfuck fagfuck motherfucking fag suck dickfag god damn white boy fucking fuck, and im like yeah i know, but you got lots oh mun mun, so hes loik fucking fuckdamn dick drink fuckfaggoty dick drink fucking cock fuck,

and im like, dude, i use your words like a big man, little bitch, and he starts to go crazy with some stuff about paula abdul that i cant repeat, im not sure what it all meant.

so i email furor to log on and help me, and hes like sure brad mcquaid i found a better way to clean up the santorum, and im like what, shut up lol wtf, so he logs on his golden god fansyfuror, the bard warrior hybrid to slice the McShit out of hammerslime it was truly a sight to see,

happytime is all all yellin on mumblers and shit while i laugh, yiblaans screaming and crying man it was the rulest, dieling like a little bitch so furor and i could take all his sweet mun mun loot, THE DOOBLE CROST YUH!

it was a great day, i finally upgradede to a ogre meat cleaver, and

then

I ported up to the house around 7 or 8 (game time)
And I yelled to the assling 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom with reception and pomp
To sit on my throne as the Prince of the swamp

-bradmcquaid troll warrior 5th seaseon, tank spec, ogre meat cleaver, ogre apron thing

suck a d


Tried reading this but so un comprehendable

please dont ever post again

[Rettii]

One day, as a young child, Heartbrand was rummaging through his parents attic. He came across an old newspaper clipping, a Spanish map, and an artifact relating to a rumor of a lost but not forgotten pirate treasure somewhere in the area. Having the itch for material and artificial riches, young Heartbrand riled his pals up and persuaded them to join him in the search for the treasure hoarded by a pirate named One-Eyed Willie. Initially reluctant, the group eventually caved-in to Heartbrand's Jewish persuasion and tales of fortune and fame.

http://images.wikia.com/everquest/images/2/21/Map_of_Kunark.jpg

They head down the coast and stumble upon a derelict seaside restaurant that seems to match the coordinates set by the map and an old doubloon. Unbeknownst to our young Hebrew adventurer, this restaurant was being used as a hideout by a family of fugitives. Heartbrand, the group's clumsy, heavy-set dreamer and teller of tall tales, was sent off to get help. However, the fugitive family returned before he could do so, and they captured young Heartbrand to interrogate him. He spilled all of the beans. This pal was not one for keeping secrets.

The family placed Heartbrand in the same room as the forsaken and deformed fugitive brother, Hammertime, while the rest of the fugitives went to find the other treasure hunters.

http://www.collectingcandy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/600full-the-goonies-screenshot.jpg

Eventually, the evil-doers capture the innocent explorers in their search for loot, and are prepare to have them walk the plank. Luckily for the timely arrival of Hammertime and Heartbrand, now close friends, the young explorers are rescued and are no longer in a threat.

http://img.geocaching.com/cache/large/a22a2072-2464-4764-8736-f835b538a276.jpg

The young group of treasure hunters are soon reunited with their families, as the fugitives are arrested, Heartbrand offers to take Hammertime into his home. Hammertime, accepts the offer, but since he is unaccustomed to civilized life, beats Heartbrands father, impregnates his mother, and humiliates the impressionable Hebrew in front of his friends.

Hammertime disappeared into the concrete jungle alone and afraid while Heartbrand was left emotionally scarred for life... leading to his inevitable obsession with treasures and peer acceptance.

[Rettii]

Look familiar Hammertime? I BROUGHT U CHANGE *****

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/1992/1776215-mayor_gubbin_large.png

[Proverbs28]

In the name of allah what the hell was that

[Cwall 52.0]

loop dreams
excellent

[Rettii]

who won

[Galacticus]

Once upon a time long ago when the server first opened a character was born into this world under the blood soaked sun of Red 99. Unbenownst to the child the world he would face would be cruel as his parents had cast him down to the recesess of the sewers of freeport to live with the sewer rats he now called friends. He became known as Hammertime.

http://media.screened.com/uploads/0/4280/622737-penguin_man_dress.jpg

In time Hammertime fed off the slop and feces of decaying animals thrown into the darkest bowels of freeport and gains strength equal to that of 10 decaying skeletons combined. Only slowed by his need for consumption of diabetic medication and his bird like genitals which tangle between his twisted crotch feathers.

http://www.batmanwallpapers.com/wp-content/uploads/wallpapers/danny_devito_as_the_penguin_wallpaper_-_1440x900.jpg

What some might call love at first sight, Hammertime became infactuated by the superior masculinity of his new pal and leveling buddy Soldier.

http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1307510.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Dolph+Lundgren+in+Masters+of+the+Universe

Soldier however had more important things on his mind and would frequently sunbathe right infront of hammertime to arouse his bird senses. One of Soldiers favorite activites in the city of freeport was getting whiped by various noobs on the server claiming it "got him off" and he "did it on purpose".

http://clclt.com/binary/4f33/masters1.jpg

Eventually the love pair united intimately and had a baby in which they named after Hammertimes moms favorite past time boner. Doctors say that due to boner being from an incestious coupleing they would perform plastic surgery to make his face so horrible that no human being could ever possibly love him.

(picture is before surgery)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5BeFDCy2uZU/ThZwT_MeLAI/AAAAAAAAMJ4/dQE7OND-TBk/s1600/the%2Belephant%2Bman.jpg


Together they formed a trio dedicating to stamping out childhood obesity and have been at it ever since inspiring everyone to watch out for fat kids and how they can effect your experience making for a better Red 99 server.

[Nirgon]

Hammertime Cobblepot

[Tomatoking]

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[Rooster_Cogburn]

who won

[Galacticus]

who is winnrar

[Nirgon]

Cwall but this was a troll

[Tomatoking]

you are all losers , he isnt giving away shit he is poor

poor kids give nothing

ps


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[Handpartytowel]

one time i was dicking around on a lvl 1 in rivervale and hammertime, on some other char name i didnt recognize, randomly sent me a tell, "hey is this zlarner?"

obviously i replied yes, then he asked me what i wanted for the wizard account. i had no idea what he was talking about, but this was in classic so i said , "manastone or mith 2her". he told me he had a mith 2her and would i like to make the trade?

i said yes, how would you like to proceed with this transaction?

hammer walked me through all the steps he would require me to do so he could log onto the eqemu account, change the login password, then he would give me the sword and login the guy.

i chatted him up asking questions while i set up a fake email, fake eqemu account, and fake login account that all lined up with what he was telling me about this other guy he thought he was talking to.

he gave me mith 2her and i promptly logged off, leaving him to find out he had traded his beloved sword for a blank account. i hopped on an alt like an hour later and he was still spamming ooc looking for the guy he thought he was talking to.

i had no idea it was hammertime until after someone was talking about what happened in vent. got nothing against him specifically, was just already emotionally detached from the server and did it for the lulz.

[Tomatoking]

good job

[Pudge]

hpt = dirty scumbag. also, sirken was looking for you a week or two ago

[Cwall 52.0]

Cwall but this was a troll

[Combobreaker]

one time i was dicking around on a lvl 1 in rivervale and hammertime, on some other char name i didnt recognize, randomly sent me a tell, "hey is this zlarner?"

obviously i replied yes, then he asked me what i wanted for the wizard account. i had no idea what he was talking about, but this was in classic so i said , "manastone or mith 2her". he told me he had a mith 2her and would i like to make the trade?

i said yes, how would you like to proceed with this transaction?

hammer walked me through all the steps he would require me to do so he could log onto the eqemu account, change the login password, then he would give me the sword and login the guy.

i chatted him up asking questions while i set up a fake email, fake eqemu account, and fake login account that all lined up with what he was telling me about this other guy he thought he was talking to.

he gave me mith 2her and i promptly logged off, leaving him to find out he had traded his beloved sword for a blank account. i hopped on an alt like an hour later and he was still spamming ooc looking for the guy he thought he was talking to.

i had no idea it was hammertime until after someone was talking about what happened in vent. got nothing against him specifically, was just already emotionally detached from the server and did it for the lulz.

hah ha haahhahahahhaaha

[Smedy]

one time i was dicking around on a lvl 1 in rivervale and hammertime, on some other char name i didnt recognize, randomly sent me a tell, "hey is this zlarner?"

obviously i replied yes, then he asked me what i wanted for the wizard account. i had no idea what he was talking about, but this was in classic so i said , "manastone or mith 2her". he told me he had a mith 2her and would i like to make the trade?

i said yes, how would you like to proceed with this transaction?

hammer walked me through all the steps he would require me to do so he could log onto the eqemu account, change the login password, then he would give me the sword and login the guy.

i chatted him up asking questions while i set up a fake email, fake eqemu account, and fake login account that all lined up with what he was telling me about this other guy he thought he was talking to.

he gave me mith 2her and i promptly logged off, leaving him to find out he had traded his beloved sword for a blank account. i hopped on an alt like an hour later and he was still spamming ooc looking for the guy he thought he was talking to.

i had no idea it was hammertime until after someone was talking about what happened in vent. got nothing against him specifically, was just already emotionally detached from the server and did it for the lulz.

Hahahahahahhahahhah, i love you handpartydog you're a pals pal, thats awesome

[Andrew Jackson]

i vote for hpt

[Smedy]

why the fuck does heartbrand have 34 forest loops in his bags?" without exaggerating at all

needless to say, heartbrand had spent his previous 12 or 13 hours up all night on a low population eq emu pvp server farming 10 ac 7 str rings only to end up with 34 forest loops

this kind of retarded behavior led to lasher one day telling heartbrand he was a useless, bad player and a faggot

litteraly lolled and if i saw lasher irl i'd bropeck him on the mouth

[Prince]

hpt wins

[Rettii]

lol hpt

[Nirgon]

Winner still Cwall, aint even mad

[Rettii]

So your saying Amelinda summoned you new items? Where there was 1 sword and BP now there are 2.

Amelinda ruined server integrity.

[Handpartytowel]

story not true, ill explain. HPT sent me a tell about wiz account that he had as I was looking to trade for one. Said he had 45 wiz account blah blah, on a level 1 dwarf. I changed info, gave mith 2 hander, and he logged off account was blank. Then I went to into IRC right away told amelinda I got scammed for mith 2 hander and mith bp, she literally right then and there, logged on the account and gave back mith 2 hander and summond me a mith bp on the spot. All in all I got the bp out of the deal. Worst possible scam, I have ever seen.

so what you are saying is that you scammed r99 gm amelinda for a mith bp? interesting. interesting. i certainly hope no current gm's are reading this thread that care about maintaining the integrity of their server.

[OforOppression]

marshmallows for pixels

[Nirgon]

Oh man, someone socially engineered something that caused Amelinda to do things that afflicted the server integrity. How come I was never informed of any of this ever happening.

Time to let it go bros.

If I can let it go, you can too.

And if you're in Nihilum, you really got a get out of jail free card. Just let the Amelinda stuff go. I'm available for individual counseling sessions as a graduate of the "got griefed by Amelinda" program.

Time to look forward to epics, Velious and hopefully more classic PvP rule implementations. Rallos Zek was an incredible gaming experience, I hope you all get to experience it in its full glory some day.

Inb4 Huggies is ignoring me because he's an unwanted piece of garbage.

[Handpartytowel]

amelinda confirmed #1 griefer on box99

[Nirgon]

Still in favor of stickies being torn down and replaced by Sirken, our true GM.

That is one "wipe it clean" I think both sides can agree on. Time to erase the terrible past.

[Handpartytowel]

looks like another 14 months to get lvl 40 for big hpt

[Kevynne]

hpt wins.

[Cwall 52.0]

me and hpt winners

where's my stuff

[Twain]

Who won?

[Galacticus]

I won, got the info. Thanks for playing