Nair and your private parts

[mirko]

Is it safe to use nair on your balls and ass? I use a conventional shaver now but it's hella itchy the first few days after a shave. I'm a little apprehensive about using nair on my balls and ass though... something about the fact that it burns hair tells me to stay away.

Has anyone done this before?

[Ihealyou]

I am now grinning like an idiot at work.

Jerk.

[Shannacore]

Wtfffffffffff

[Aeolwind]

Chemical burns on your boys and burr hole are assured. The mucus membranes are not suited to chemical hair removal. Get a wax or a new blade with each trim.

Manscaping. Guys should do it.

[Barkingturtle]

Yeah, it's effective and safe, but remember it's not for internal use, so keep it out of your anus and urethral opening.

[Shannacore]

Chemical burns on your boys and burr hole are assured. The mucus membranes are not suited to chemical hair removal. Get a wax or a new blade with each trim.

Manscaping. Guys should do it.

Damn. You're quite informed on this subject.

[Qaedain]

IMAGE VERY RELEVANT.

http://rhallock.com/nair_02.jpg

[Goobles]

Yeah, don't use Nair or Veet. That shit can give you rashes.


Best option is just to trim real close. Besides, if you're going to shave all that shit off - you might as well shave your pits, chest, and back, and get a boob job too.

[Barkingturtle]

Personally, I just use a belt-sander before applying the lacquer and I find I remain smooth and unblemished for months, even if I leave my penis outside. As an added bonus and incentive, my scrotum-shavings can be snorted for euphoric results.

[Feiel]

Manscaping. Guys should do it.

l'm very proud of my mane of pubic hair, so thank you.

We have two quotes from two respected people.

[mirko]

Lots of helpful information. Although I cringe just thinking about waxing my sack.

I was in the store the other say and saw a razor with a battery powered beard trimmer on the non razor side. I think schick made it. Maybe Ill give that a shot and not shave the hair completely off.

[YendorLootmonkey]

If you were a real man, you'd use an Epi-Lady on your balls and ass. I suggest biting down on a leather belt.

[Yoite]

it will burn and then it will itch like madness

[Excision Rottun]

One Wipe Wonder.

http://de.acidcow.com/pics/20091211/onewipewonder.jpg

[Taxi]

Is that Benicio Del Toro before he made it?

[Omnimorph]

Experiment to find the best results, if you lose a testicle then you'll think twice next time!

[Excision Rottun]

Is that Benicio Del Toro before he made it?

I thought it was Abacab.

[Aeolwind]

Damn. You're quite informed on this subject.

You can find product label information online. Go Go Google. Besides a buddy decided to nair his back hair once and had a chemical burn from shoulder to brief line & from flank to flank. No FUCKING way I'm even remotely taking that chance with something far more delicate.

Manscaping is the pinnacle of the golden rule. Shave for her so she'll shave for you.

[Alleusion]

Just go get a brazilian. The pain endured is much less than the chemical burns you'll be sitting on for a week. Unless of course, you're allergic to the wax they use. Then that would be much much worse.

[Excision Rottun]

You can find product label information online. Go Go Google. Besides a buddy decided to nair his back hair once and had a chemical burn from shoulder to brief line & from flank to flank. No FUCKING way I'm even remotely taking that chance with something far more delicate.



Friend of mine let his girlfriend Nair his chest hair while camping at a music festival a few years ago.

It turned the Raven into a Firebird.

Manscaping is the pinnacle of the golden rule. Shave for her so she'll shave for you.

Even her mustache?

[Aeolwind]

Just go get a brazilian. The pain endured is much less than the chemical burns you'll be sitting on for a week. Unless of course, you're allergic to the wax they use. Then that would be much much worse.

Many don't use beeswax any more. So, allergic reactions are much smaller now.

[Shannacore]

Many don't use beeswax any more. So, allergic reactions are much smaller now.

Yeah you definitely wax

[xshayla701]

You can find product label information online. Go Go Google. Besides a buddy decided to nair his back hair once and had a chemical burn from shoulder to brief line & from flank to flank. No FUCKING way I'm even remotely taking that chance with something far more delicate.

Manscaping is the pinnacle of the golden rule. Shave for her so she'll shave for you.

this made me lol irl
i love you

[Aeolwind]

Yeah you definitely wax

Negative, Gillette Fusion, twice a week. However, my now twice removed Ex lived by Brazilians. She used to model for her salon friend when she was training new people. She got a free wax, they got hands on experience.

Although, the unsightly look of the occasional ingrown hair is making me reconsider. Though I'm constantly drawn back to the scene from Deuce Bigalow....

[Shannacore]

Negative, Gillette Fusion, twice a week.

I laffffeddddd.

Two thumbs up.

[nicemace]

just use a razor, its only a couple of days where its bad.

PROTIP: just apply some conditioner to ya sack (not in the shower, just a little bit like lotion :P) and anywhere else you shaved. softens the regrowth a lot.

[Aeolwind]

just use a razor, its only a couple of days where its bad.

PROTIP: just apply some conditioner to ya sack (not in the shower, just a little bit like lotion :P) and anywhere else you shaved. softens the regrowth a lot.

In addition to or instead of after shave lotion? My guess would be addition too since after shave lotion focuses on the skin.

[nicemace]

in addition, i do it for the first couple of days.

gets all downy, feels good bro.

[Aeolwind]

I've been using conditioner on my goatee for years, not sure why this never dawned on me. Beard burn on a vajayjay seriously limits repeat performances.

See, something useful CAN come out of these forums.

Suave or something expensive?

[Shannacore]

this thread is win

[nicemace]

im not a yank :P i just use upper standard conditioner, but still standard.

[YendorLootmonkey]

What? None of you pussies pluck the hairs out from your nugget pouch individually with tweezers like I do????

[nicemace]

What? None of you pussies pluck the hairs out from your nugget pouch individually with tweezers like I do????

i do that when im bored if i havent shaved.

[Aeolwind]

im not a yank :P i just use upper standard conditioner, but still standard.

Dope, thanks. Suave it is!

[Feiel]

Dope, thanks. Suave it is!

http://www.drsfostersmith.com/images/Categoryimages/normal/p-29427-39502-shampoo.jpg

This is another solid option. When I grew longer mustache I used this to make it much more pleasant. I have also used it on my goatee.

If you decided to go a non-manscape direction... you could try and just make your bush an enchanted forest worthy of a Tolken novel.

[nicemace]

If you decided to go a non-manscape direction... you could try and just make your bush an enchanted forest worthy of a Tolken novel.

fucking lol.

[Alleusion]

omg I laughed so hard I woke the baby!

[Akame]

I'm learning an awful lot about men today.

You're all as disgusting as I imagined. :p

[Derazor]

What? None of you pussies pluck the hairs out from your nugget pouch individually with tweezers like I do????

Not this guy.

Mach 3 FTW.

[Branaddar]

My nuts cringed reading half these joking posts.

Y'know I never considered conditioning my goatee. Mind you I only shave like once every 2 weeks. And my facial hair isn't that bristly anyway.

As far as manscaping goes... too much itchiness for my taste.

Maybe "taste" wasn't the right word to use there.

[Aeolwind]

My nuts cringed reading half these joking posts.

Y'know I never considered conditioning my goatee. Mind you I only shave like once every 2 weeks. And my facial hair isn't that bristly anyway.

As far as manscaping goes... too much itchiness for my taste.

Maybe "taste" wasn't the right word to use there.

Definitely not the right word.

And I wasn't joking =o.

[Derazor]

My nuts cringed reading half these joking posts.

Y'know I never considered conditioning my goatee. Mind you I only shave like once every 2 weeks. And my facial hair isn't that bristly anyway.

As far as manscaping goes... too much itchiness for my taste.

Maybe "taste" wasn't the right word to use there.

It doesnt itch if you perform some maintenance more than once every 5 days.

My goatee isnt that bristly either. Ive never even considered conditioning it.

I find trimming it on a regular basis keeps the bristly at bay. Then again, mine isnt very bushy or long either.

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/img/user_images/growable/2009/12/15/18983642/gallerypic/4749871e.jpg

[Akame]

Showoff.

[Branaddar]

I keep my goat' about an inch long... maybe... I dunno, I use the #6 setting on my beard trimmer.

I'd post a pic but I don't think I have any where I'm sporting a shave and the goat. Most are either of me all scruffy as hell or naked-faced.

I'm 29, but people say I look like a teenager when I shave it all off >.<

[Aeolwind]

It doesnt itch if you perform some maintenance more than once every 5 days.

My goatee isnt that bristly either. Ive never even considered conditioning it.

I find trimming it on a regular basis keeps the bristly at bay. Then again, mine isnt very bushy or long either.



Conditioning helps even if its short like that man. The goal is to keep it from being a stabbing implement which can occur even more when it is trimmed down. Your woman will thank you.

[Derazor]

people say I look like a teenager when I shave it all off >.<

Dont blame you there. I shaved mine once and I looked like some knd of pubescent version of Taylor Lautner mixed with Jonas brothers.

[Branaddar]

Yeah, it's even more embarassing because my step-daughter is 15 and we get some strange looks when we're walking together with my 2 year old daughter (her half-sister.)

I was picking her up from band practice and the band leader goes "Oh, are you her brother?" I says "No, step-dad" and he gives one of those "ahh....huh...." looks.

[Akame]

Look on the bright side. When you're 80 you'll be the young stud in the nursing home.

[ooantipostoo]

Yeah, it's effective and safe, but remember it's not for internal use, so keep it out of your anus and urethral opening.

I bet, there is only a warning writen on the bottle . "Do not use in Genital area"

[Derazor]

Ok..

So if I condition my stabbing pubes and a girl looks down at my penis and scrotum covered in red bumps I can say:

"Aeolwind told me it was safe".

"Who is Aeolwind?"

"A very reliable on-line sexpert."

[ooantipostoo]

Ok..

So if I condition my stabbing pubes and a girl looks down at my penis and scrotum covered in red bumps I can say:

"Aeolwind told me it was safe".

"Who is Aeolwind?"

"A very reliable on-line sexpert."

At first sight I think she will scream STD and run.

[Aeolwind]

Ok..

So if I condition my stabbing pubes and a girl looks down at my penis and scrotum covered in red bumps I can say:

"Aeolwind told me it was safe".

"Who is Aeolwind?"

"A very reliable on-line sexpert."

Well, the alternative to shaving is waxing, which can have bumps as well or nair which can burn the whole works into looking like 1 giant scab that makes a morning wood a lesson in pain.

[Goobles]

We may be animals, but we don't need hair to remind us!!

[JayDee]

OP is about to get knocked out Saturday night by Patrick Berry

[Alleusion]

My nuts cringed reading half these joking posts.

Y'know I never considered conditioning my goatee. Mind you I only shave like once every 2 weeks. And my facial hair isn't that bristly anyway.

As far as manscaping goes... too much itchiness for my taste.

Maybe "taste" wasn't the right word to use there.

He does have soft facial hair. As to his lack of manscaping...well I won't go there.

[Shannacore]

He does have soft facial hair. As to his lack of manscaping...well I won't go there.

Bahaha

[Alleusion]

I'm so going to get smacked for this later...

Okay, so here is Branaddar not so scruffy engaging in a tea party (excuse the mess, we had just moved in)
http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll363/alleusion/IMG_2093.jpg

Longer goat, mildly scruffy as I had just engaged in a rousing emergency c-section and he had no time to go home and shave.
http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll363/alleusion/0Mos-TristanDaddy3.jpg

Actually shaved and trimmed...
http://i313.photobucket.com/albums/ll363/alleusion/IMG_0855.jpg

[Shannacore]

Hahahah

Adorable.

[jilena]

This thread was more entertaining than anything currently in RnF. IB and DA need to step up their game.

[YendorLootmonkey]

IB and DA wouldn't want to make public their leet manscaping strats. :(

[VictoryARC]

I'm all about the electric clippers....I'm just veeery careful.

This thread made me lol so hard

[Derazor]

I'm all about the electric clippers....I'm just veeery careful.

This thread made me lol so hard

Ive tried this. More then once.

I've almost given myself a vasectomy. More than once.

[Reiker]

http://media.fukung.net/images/29345/ec69071e08a82423c00e4760a0aaeb68.jpg

Is it safe to use nair on your balls and ass? I use a conventional shaver now but it's hella itchy the first few days after a shave. I'm a little apprehensive about using nair on my balls and ass though... something about the fact that it burns hair tells me to stay away.

Has anyone done this before?

[Aeolwind]

Ive tried this. More then once.

I've almost given myself a vasectomy. More than once.

Use the "0" guard. Keeps the clippers from making direct contact with the skin. I've left teeth marks in the past though. I yaulp'd.

[Dork]

Holy shit guys, I laughed so hard. And was a bit disgusted.

http://smiliesftw.com/x/inoutroflpuke.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

[Majuna]

I hope some day soon I'll see commercials with men walking by bushes that suddenly become well-groomed. Doo-doo-doo-doo do-do.

[Daywolf]

K.. this thread answers how to, but not why to. I say just use Rid shampoo, it’ll solve the problem in a snap :D
...don't see any other reason why *shrugs* :)

[Alawen Everywhere]

What? None of you pussies pluck the hairs out from your nugget pouch individually with tweezers like I do????

I tried shaving. I tried trimming. The chemicals make me nervous and I can't even imagine walking into some place and asking someone to wax my ass and junk.

Targeted search and seizure works well for me. I have a really good tweezer from Sephora.

[YendorLootmonkey]

I can't even imagine walking into some place and asking someone to wax my ass and junk.

The trick, I've found, is to walk into some place where they actually do those things as a service and ask for those things done, as opposed to say... McDonald's or my boss's office.

[Omnimorph]

The trick, I've found, is to walk into some place where they actually do those things as a service and ask for those things done, as opposed to say... McDonald's or my boss's office.

Lol. Now that would be funny.

[Akame]

Lol. Now that would be funny.

"Yes I'd like your spring break special."

"Would you like to biggie size that?"

[Excision Rottun]

"Yes I'd like your spring break special."

"Would you like to biggie size that?"

"Baby, I already am biggie sized."

"Wanna try my McChicken Sauce?"

[mirko]

K.. this thread answers how to, but not why to. I say just use Rid shampoo, it’ll solve the problem in a snap :D
...don't see any other reason why *shrugs* :)

LOL!

As to why to... I wouldn't want my girl sucking on hairy balls, that's just gross man.

[YendorLootmonkey]

LOL!

As to why to... I wouldn't want my girl sucking on hairy balls, that's just gross man.

I hope you are speaking from a boyfriend/husband perspective and not from the "concerned father" perspective.

[Alawen Everywhere]

I hope you are speaking from a boyfriend/husband perspective and not from the "concerned father" perspective.

"So, son, you want to date my daughter. Well, I'm going to need to know some things. What are your plans for work and school? Tell me about your folks. How do you trim your pubes?"

[Daywolf]

LOL!

As to why to... I wouldn't want my girl sucking on hairy balls, that's just gross man.eh, can't say it's a worthy trade off. Not anything spectacular to do. Dressing her up in a maids costume would be far more arousing hehe. As for the other end, I don't appreciate someones tongue in my butt lol. I can understand a bit of a trim though, for normal oral stuff. So it's only for fetish sex stuff? I like my pubes, keeps my junk warmer on a cold mornings ride on my motorcycle. And I feel more like a pirate rather than a ninja :P with it still attached :D

[YendorLootmonkey]

I don't appreciate someones tongue in my butt lol.

I'm sure you just got crossed off a bunch of people's lists.

[Daywolf]

I'm sure you just got crossed off a bunch of people's lists.Depends on what you are trying to imply to what I said, which I probably didn't say. Lines arent meant to be read between ;)

[MorganTPSO]

Here are a few links that will help to explain the "why".

Ode to the BodyGroom (http://www.spike.com/video/philips-body-groom/2826045)

This one is also pretty good, Bodygroom Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsbXwzqlqsU)

Enjoy!

-Morgan

[wangerinlee]

I personally like my remmington beard and mustache trimmer. Gives a nice even trimm and leaves just enough well groomed hair so you dont look like you have a baby dick. Second i Use any high quality tripple edge razor for my sack, taint and ass. The tripple edge razor gives your sack a nice silky feeling that even i cant keep from wanting to touch. As far as getting rid of all ass hairs it makes wiping your ass the much easier. I never was comfortable with smearing chemicals on my junk....Hope this helps =D

[YendorLootmonkey]

The tripple edge razor gives your sack a nice silky feeling that even i cant keep from wanting to touch.

Keep your hands offa my silky-smooth sack, dude.

[Secrets]

Would NEVER recommend nair or any other of that crap. It never worked for me.

I ended up getting electrolosys on the hair that wouldn't go away. It may be embarrassing, but trust me, you'd look a lot better without razor burns on your private areas. I had to do it for so long that it really added up all over my body. Dermatologists couldn't prescribe anything to help with the razor burns that added up (again, this varies from person to person) so I had to look into some FDA approved permanent hair removal. (currently, as of this post, there is laser hair reduction and laser hair removal, don't get these two mixed up.)

[Aarone]

Would NEVER recommend nair or any other of that crap. It never worked for me.


Secrets' secrets? ;)

[Secrets]

Secrets' secrets? ;)

It's no secret that I have private parts.

[ShadowWulf]

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs177.snc3/20445_101339129899445_100000700761364_36582_329657 9_n.jpg

Im hairy, i learned to just get over it, im Italian... :cool:

Damn, old picture is old, 5 years ago?

[Daywolf]

Im hairy, i learned to just get over it, im Italian... :cool:

Hair FTW!

Think mine comes from the Irish side of me family
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n159/l33tace/various/meheh.jpg

Less concerned with an "extra optical inch" (second video last page) and more concerned looking like this after a few body shaves:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tgp35XcZKDQ/RkGnYAyFz0I/AAAAAAAAAGs/T6-OaRcpPQk/s400/rascal-worlds-ugliest-dog-747829.jpg

Definitely chemical hair removal no doubt :D