I Wrote a Novel

[Barkingturtle]

Howdy.

I've been writing a novel. If you're bored at work or you just dig weird stuff I'd humbly request you check out my Kickstarter (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/redjunction/red-junction) page. You can read about 25 pages and even pre-order if you feel like making me the happiest bro ever. The last Kickstarter project linked in this forum just passed the million-dollar mark today, so I really expect a lot from you guys.

Thanks for reading it, hope you enjoy it as much as I have.

[Shannacore]

Oh god, we come from the same hometown.

[Barkingturtle]

Oh god, we come from the same hometown.

Anybody you know have their house burn down this summer?

[Shannacore]

Luckily, no!!

Looks like you went to a better High School. Widefield is pretty dumpy.

[Slave]

"She knew the hand would never job again."

This is a terrible novel and a wicked awesome screenplay.

[Barkingturtle]

Looks like you went to a better High School. Widefield is pretty dumpy.

Well, we were a pretty good at wrestling but your school was way better than us at meth. Seriously though, I used to hate playing baseball in Widefield. Mostly due to my white-guilt.


"She knew the hand would never job again."

This is a terrible novel and a wicked awesome screenplay.

Thanks for taking the time to read at least the first excerpt. With any luck we'll be in theaters by summer 2014.

[Barkingturtle]

Less than two weeks left till time runs out and you forever miss the opportunity to own your piece of history. Pledges are trickling in and we've cracked seven-hundred bucks this morning. Thanks to everyone who's checked it out.

[Hailto]

Read it awhile back, pretty good writing.

[Barkingturtle]

Read it awhile back, pretty good writing.

Thanks man, and thanks to everyone else who's read it.

Today was pretty crazy, and saw my project receive almost $800 in pledges. Once a project reaches 30% of its goal the success rate is 90%, so odds are looking pretty good that we're going to get funded. If you read my stuff and enjoy it but can't afford to pledge or just don't want to that is totally okay, but if I could I'd ask that anyone so inclined please "like" my page. That alone helps increase my positioning and visibility on the Kickstarter site where the community is in the habit of supporting new creative projects.

Anyway, thanks again folks. Only ten more days for me to bug you with this.

[Hailto]

Can't donate atm but liked it for you, always happy to help a p99 bro if i can.

[Barkingturtle]

I appreciate the hell out of it.

[Barkingturtle]

I have several patrons who have pledged $100 or more. One is a surgeon in London, another is a programmer from Melbourne and one of them is my mommy who's just about the most special lady ever. Special like unique and valuable; not special like retarded. Just to be clear.

[Barkingturtle]

"New invention" is redundant, duder. In the strictest sense of the word a new story is, in fact, an invention. In the grand scheme of things, I'd say my book ranks somewhere between Edison's light-bulb and the virulent ejaculate of the first AIDS monkey.

[Barkingturtle]

Of course I'm correct, don't be an idiot like your father and his father before him.

Break the cycle.


Seriously though, thanks again to everyone who's given it a look.