Breaking News: Grandmaster Pow aka Timtebow bridges faction divide

[Leftoverture]

I am a monk with a peaceful heart. It troubled me that on this new land we call Kubark there was a new race of people foreign to us and highly distrustful. It was my mission to bring God to these heathens and show them the path of tolerance. Before they would hear me out, I had to convince them I was worthy of an audience with Trooper Mozo, which meant killing over 9000 goblins that were encroaching on their fair city. Once this task was complete, I could commence fueling Mozo's bone chip addiction. As Mozo sunk deeper and deeper into addiction, my standing with these lizard men rose inversely.

But it's not enough to simply win standing with Cabilis' guards. I had to prove myself to it's people, who were often hard to convince that my cause was just.

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I was bested by this scaled monk. But with time and many offerings to the people, I began to earn their trust.

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And yet, I still had to forge on. Mozo was well satisfied with my bone chip offerings but the Crusaders of Cabilis still demanded more. I fed thousand after thousand to Mozo until he nearly overdosed, and miraculously, I was at last allowed safe passage into cabilis.

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Who knows what power this newfound alliance may deliver to us? For now, a toast! To the new frontier of cooperation, and to the new world!

[Vile]

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[Muaar]

Nice job

[Lucky]

Confirmed monk named Bruce Lee on blue but Timtebow nerfed

how u get so many bone chip dayse

[Muaar]

Funniest part is how it happened. After someone reported him for 'killing' them when it wasn't against the rules and the when the GM realized he couldn't reprimand him for killing the person they then nerfed his name because it was 'technically against the naming policy'. Meanwhile there's 15 people running around named Willy Wonka and Bruce Lee and Lovely was exploiting the economy into the ground. Cool GMs bro. I can't remember his name but I think it started with an S

[gloinz]

give timtebow his name back grave injustice of gm past misdeeds

[Nirgon]

I think whatever is here will last as long as it doesn't go AFK at its bind point for 12 hours.

[Leftoverture]

I get about as many tells asking how i got a 3 letter name as I did for having tebow

ps i posted my bind point bring it nihilum

[runlvlzero]

Grats Pow, best name evar, for the love of gods ;p this guy poopsocked skeles for at least a month )

[Mornin3.0]

timtebow shoulda paid a ma lin duh his dues and he coulda had his name... tough luck

[SearyxTZ]

agree with sentiment that no one gives a fuck about the immersive naming policy on a red emu server. That guy has been running around with the name since the box launched


but with tebow getting demoted to backup Jets QB this season (and hopefully forgotten forever) I would have taken the free name change anyway

[SearyxTZ]

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[Tumdumm]

boner chips

[Lucky]

boner chips

[Leftoverture]

how about just ambassador title that will suffice