4 word story

[Zordana]

The Forgotten (EQ2 guild) started this the first time, since then ive started it on the forum of like every guild i was in and many really awesome stories came out :D

dont fool the game, be creative!

RULES:
1. Only 1 post in a row.
2. Use exactly 4 words!
3. Dont break the rules!

thats about it.. so lets say Person A posts: "In the year 3529" Person b posts then " the world felt save" or whatever.. then person a or c can post.. hope we get a cool story together (should be, since the everquest community is the best!)

lemme start...

[Zordana]

Once upon a time

[Wargazm]

a game's rules were broken

[Excision Rottun]

Zordana got served.

[Ripcord]

In a dirty bathroom

[Yinaltin]

with lots of used

[Zordana]

bandages from a very

[toddfx]

long messy night of

[ooantipostoo]

Blumpkins and silly string

[Ripcord]

I may be pregnant

[Kuron]

you lost the game

[rioisk]

but you won at

[Ripcord]

The pie eating contest

[Kuron]

pie refers to dicks

[Ripcord]

Dicks refers to vaginas

[ooantipostoo]

smoking Newports on a

[Heartbeats]

school night, you dumb

[toddfx]

little gnome warrior who

[Anuril]

had life figured out

[iamjacksrage]

and weilds a GIANT

[Anuril]

Zweihänder, but that's not

[iamjacksrage]

counting his small sturdy

[Anuril]

Dagger of Dropping which

[iamjacksrage]

slipped and fell when

[Heartbeats]

lube rained from the

[Winston]

proc, the proctologist had

[Yinaltin]

a proc to log

[iamjacksrage]

as he swarm kites

[ooantipostoo]

Shady Swashbuckler singing songs

[Yinaltin]

about love , sex and

[Winston]

asians having sideways vaginas

[Arkanjil]

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w9/Arkanjil_photos/Owned-BabyClone.jpg

[Shrubwise]

After the chinese food,

[randy_randy_rikshaw]

the blind children scream