Slathar
07-19-2012, 10:34 AM
for starters, you're going to need $100, maybe $200 to have a good night. this includes booze and women. food cost is negligible. alright, so first off you're going to want to head to silom. or you could just go nuts and head straight to nana plaza and just whoremongering at around oh i duno 7pm. things are a bit iffy then, nothing but old germans and 65 year old vietnam vets. perhaps you'll get groped by a lady boy, theres no telling. after you've had 14 or 15 beers its time to get drunk. you'll want to do this buy finding a yadong stand. theyre the stands with the red lights that are playing some kind of fucked up music, i duno but the shit they serve gets you drunk. sometimes they smash up lightbulbs and put the contents into the drink. now after youve done this you may be hallucinating or possibly go blind. you'll want to find a filthy whorehouse. i recommend the dollhouse. at this point you wont feel like a human anymore but more like a lizard or maybe some other kind of large reptile like a rhino or horse. after youve repeated this process for 2 to 3 months, your insides will feel like metal and diamonds.