EverQuest Raps Thread

[Lucky]

Beat: Chammillionaire's "Riding Derty" song

They see me pwnin, they h8n, trolln n tryna catch me low on mana
I'm always outta mana
Why'm'I always outta mana?
Needa med n get some mana

Would a necro twitch me plz
Can a chanter gimme breeze?
Hook it up with clarityz. . .

I'm not one to complain,
But it's hard to refrain
There is no bigger pain
Than a bard with mana drain

Talkin shit as he runs away
Too scared to fight my main
Ahhh shit here comes a train
No mana or I'd be evaccing

They should give clerics canni4
After all we needs it mo
Than some shaman buffbot whore
Then I'd wipe da floor


They see me pwnin, they h8n, trolln n tryna catch me low on mana
I'm always outta mana
Why'm'I always outta mana?
Needa med n get some mana


Camo up so I can't be seen
Tryna get mana by medding
Deep up in the zone there's no tracking
So if you find me youse acking

I'd be the PvP king
If my mana pool wud stop shrinking
It's not my skills that are lacking
It's my gear that needs backing

Or if I had a manastone
Many ice comets would be thrown
Then my name wud be known
And I'd reclaim the throne

They see me pwnin, they h8n, trolln n tryna catch me low on mana
I'm always outta mana
Why'm'I always outta mana?
Needa med n get some mana

[Harr1son]

that raw

[Lucky]

Beat: Smedy's ******Jesus remix

dont give a fuck if you come strong
my dots, (heh) , they aint last long
emp rogean,
praise the lizard king,
he be reptilian

takea ride aw ye
yo wutdo wutdid?

lets c: naez b: up on: smedys track
smokin trees til the water black
click click the click clack
lean'd back never lack fat buddha sack
mossberg racked on my lap
press Q to attack, fukn backstabs
harmtouch hair trigger double tap
i keyboard turn n use a touchpad (damn!)
youse burned bad, wese Chad's lads
hot pockets n big macs til our heart attacks
ya cant ban, man i hit japan an' jus proxy yup
abandon spots i pland 2 troll? naw not wutsup
bitch plz i shit in a sock-- and i piss in a cup
half chub bussa nut

we keep it classic cuz
*****s with high int
makes mo sense
then cats up on the moon
bitchmade silver spooned poon

branches bridges dippin kelethin
stumblin
high of weed and dorfen gin
butcher of butcherblock, glock down the lot
you choppin meat like a punk bitch

shout hell ya from my vehicle
every day is a miracle

[Harr1son]

grindin out that XP
wood elf so fuckin sexy

[Beastro]

Threads 2-3 years too late.

[Lucky]

good thing i made this

http://www.notacult.com/forums/showthread.php?12324-wrote-an-EQ-WoW-rap-a-while-back&

[jdklaw]

tldr