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Slashurr
04-14-2012, 08:14 PM
You can all go shove basketballs up your bloody shit holes.

I hope you guys take your fucking family dog and slit open its veins, drink its warm blood and let it dribble down your chin. Then when you have to take a shit, shit your own fucking liquid diarria butt cum into your dogs veins. Then kill the dog. Let it rot in the hot sun for five weeks then drink the blood/butt cum fermented mixture.

After that, find your pregnant mama. Cut her fucking belly open after raping her while wearing a metal spiked cock cover. The bloodshed will be unreal, but take out the fucking young embryo that is growing inside her. You might have to use tweezers, but open the fucking baby's mouth and stretch it out until you can squeeze your tiny boner into it. Fill it with cum, then deep fry it. Cut it into cubes and call it chicken nuggets.

Find a local neighborhood girl. around 11-13 is good. Trick her into coming into your dirty apartment then tackle her. beat her until she is black and blue and can't walk or talk.

Then the fun begins.

Cut open her mouth (ala the human centipede) so her feed hole is just a wide gaping orifice. Plug her nose with a clothes pin then proceed to shit into her mouth until she dies.

You will be surprised how much shit she swallows to survive before her body gives up.

solid
04-14-2012, 08:21 PM
need pics to demonstrate

tehruoh
04-14-2012, 09:46 PM
the fuck is wrong with you

Lazortag
04-14-2012, 10:11 PM
the fuck is wrong with you

Kimm Barely
04-14-2012, 10:50 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fOwdC.gif

solid
04-14-2012, 10:55 PM
You newfags = these women
Confirmed ballers of the internet (me) = slicked-back hair man

http://i.imgur.com/7IgWM.gif

mendan
04-14-2012, 11:05 PM
then we wonder why our country is fucked beyond belief...

joeybananas
04-14-2012, 11:16 PM
serious shit happening here bros

mostbitter
04-14-2012, 11:26 PM
yall suckers if you dont recognize this is just some copy pasta

solid
04-14-2012, 11:28 PM
yall suckers if you dont recognize this is just some copy pasta

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/210/119/+_2acc5a8841f8752904d37f90a8014829.png

Tippett
04-28-2012, 03:46 PM
http://i.imgur.com/fOwdC.gif

SamwiseRed
04-28-2012, 04:22 PM
da fuck is this even about

Seaweedpimp
04-28-2012, 09:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/7IgWM.gif

lol

SamwiseRed
04-28-2012, 09:51 PM
big weed, i will cherish the times we spent in space together.

Humerox
04-28-2012, 11:01 PM
http://awesomegifs.com/wp-content/uploads/cool-story-bro1.gif