i have been away and i need to know

[Sniperfire]

who or what beat up harrision im missing the best thing ever?

[Sextar]

he walked into a bar and started calling every minority a racial slur, then got knocked the fuck out by a baseball bat to the head.

ask him and he'll tell you it was "random gang violence".

[quido]

Harrison caught his buddy dealing from the bottom of the deck in an intense game of euchre. Harrison consequently quit Euchre for life and follows his friend around telling him he is no good at cards and is a filthy cheater. His pal eventually beat him bloody.