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Lord Krishna
04-03-2012, 01:31 AM
[00:32] <+Finawin-Harrison> Reiker, I'm more intelligent than you

Harrison
04-03-2012, 01:32 AM
[01:23] big_japan> rape ******s

Tiggles
04-03-2012, 01:33 AM
Well.....Reiker is a ignorant junkie dishwasher

but, at least he knows his place unlike Harrison.


I'll give this one to Reiker

Harrison
04-03-2012, 03:41 AM
Staying a member of a community where 95% of the members hate you and/or have you ignored pretty much invalidates any claims of intelligence.

[03:39] +Reiker> you can identify polish people by pock marks / acne scars all over their temples

Racist dishwasher rages out.

Harrison
04-03-2012, 04:23 AM
lol racist kid comes back at me with shit that doesn't pertain to what I made when I was a KID that makes more than he does NOW.

[22:12] rkr> I was technically a prep cook but ended up washing dishes most of the time cause the old guy was slow


[18:40] Tralina> reiker you wash dishes?
[18:40] Tralina> come do my dishes pls
[18:40] Reiker> I did over summer for $

Harrison
04-03-2012, 04:28 AM
I'm trying to think of a job more lulzily bad than dishwasher...none come to mind.

Doublestep
04-03-2012, 04:36 AM
I'm trying to think of a job more lulzily bad thanlying about my jobs as a 16 year old...none come to mind.

Harrison
04-03-2012, 04:38 AM
^stockboy

Rofl

Doublestep
04-03-2012, 04:41 AM
first im unemployed now i'm a stockboy again? make up your mind, and hint, it's neither of those things

Harrison
04-03-2012, 04:45 AM
I don't think I could possibly be any more amused right now

Doublestep
04-03-2012, 04:47 AM
I don't think I could possibly be any more amused right now

Doublestep
04-03-2012, 04:48 AM
anyway, good night, just got a text saying we have practice at 7 in the morning, even though it's testing all week.


school for 50 minutes, ahwnirjhaowrh

Harrison
04-03-2012, 04:50 AM
Kid thinks he knows how the world works, roflworthy

Harrison
04-03-2012, 04:51 AM
[01:23] big_japan> rape ******s

If you need more proof of the OP, Reiker, and Diggles' stupidity I have logs.

Visual
04-03-2012, 06:46 AM
pastrami on rye, lettuce onions tomatoes and avacado

Paumad
04-03-2012, 07:07 AM
pastrami on rye, lettuce onions tomatoes and avacado
yes

Harrison
04-03-2012, 07:57 AM
You'll have to ask for help from minimum wage slobs like Reiker (confirmed dishwasher) and Diggles (confirmed stockboy)

Tiggles
04-03-2012, 09:57 AM
pastrami on rye, lettuce onions tomatoes and avacado

Good choice

Hitchens
04-03-2012, 10:13 AM
I'm so freaking tired of the utter absurdity of these threads. Ruining good pastrami with vegetable matter? I just can't take this place anymore.

Bodeanicus
04-03-2012, 10:28 AM
I'm trying to think of a job more lulzily bad than dishwasher...none come to mind.

Says the guy who cuts meat for a living.

This constant trolling for attention is pretty fucking sad and pathetic. Dude, you really need to see a shrink.

Doublestep
04-03-2012, 11:18 AM
fuckin wasabi infused pepperjack you idiots

Lord Krishna
04-03-2012, 11:59 AM
college kid washes dishes for several weeks

vs

35 year old balding obese everquest nerd with child out-of-wedlock chops meat permanently

Truth
04-03-2012, 12:07 PM
another classic belly slapper

quido
04-03-2012, 12:21 PM
Reiker is smarter and less disturbed than Harrison.

burkemi5
04-03-2012, 08:41 PM
you know what i say when people ask me if i want rye bread: rye not?

purest
04-03-2012, 11:49 PM
lol, harrison doesn't even have a full-time job

dude, you are in your 30s and work part-time.. at a job that a high school dropout/delinquent would be embarrassed of, time to kill yourself

Flunklesnarkin
04-03-2012, 11:58 PM
what's red and bad for your teeth?




a brick

Jimes
04-04-2012, 01:59 AM
What do you call a black man with a PhD?

Harrison
04-04-2012, 03:02 AM
lol, harrison doesn't even have a full-time job

dude, you are in your 30s and work part-time.. at a job that a high school dropout/delinquent would be embarrassed of, time to kill yourself

Afraid to post his picture out of sheer terror people will see that fat slob, and afraid to post what he does for a living because he's a minimum wage slave.

Jimes
04-04-2012, 03:14 AM
Afraid to post his picture out of sheer terror people will see that fat slob, and afraid to post what he does for a living because he's a minimum wage slave.

literally this

Diggles
04-04-2012, 03:20 AM
It has often been said that it is better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven. This is defeatist talk: I intend to rule everywhere, not just in Hell.


in other news, my corp just went tax free. EVERYONE CHEER

Diggles
04-04-2012, 04:12 AM
never changed it, just got account back :D

Harrison
04-04-2012, 11:30 AM
Purest confirmed fat slob working minimum wage.

Messianic
04-04-2012, 11:33 AM
Let's spend hours of our lives spewing vitriol at people we've only met in a virtual environment

Truth
04-04-2012, 11:58 AM
shit talkin the only reason im here

Hitchens
04-04-2012, 12:20 PM
Reporting Naez to the feds is the only reason I'm here.

Messianic
04-04-2012, 12:31 PM
Reporting Naez to the feds is the only reason I'm here.

Zionists, Hitchen...Zionists.

Truth
04-04-2012, 12:36 PM
Reporting Naez to the feds is the only reason I'm here.

hey whats your paygrade pal i hope it was worth selling out HUMENITY

Hitchens
04-04-2012, 12:42 PM
Oh it is!

Hitchens
04-04-2012, 12:43 PM
Also Naez is my favorite #project1999 channel user.