Pat yourself on the back thread!

[Joroz]

Seems to be a common thing these days, so go ahead, share your crowning achievements that you wish everyone would know about.

Oh and don't forget to bake yourself some cookies. You deserve it.

[Alarti0001]

Today I didn't give a bum money, I really wanted too, but I resisted since I knew he was just going to buy crack with it. I saved him from himself

[tekniq]

Today I didn't give a bum money, I really wanted too, but I resisted since I knew he was just going to buy crack with it. I saved him from himself

I was in D&D and this bum was inside and he asked me for a dollar. I thought he was going to buy a donut, but then he walked outside proceeding to buy some crack. silly ol' me.

[kazroth]

Today I didn't give a bum money, I really wanted too, but I resisted since I knew he was just going to buy crack with it. I saved him from himself

You know what I do instead? I take them to a fast food joint and buy them food, without ever letting them touch the money. You can separate the hungry from those just wanting to buy booze very easily if you do this.

[Tiggles]

Let the addicted and the weak die out.

This is whats wrong with this country.


Natural selection

[Stealin Dragons]

let me see.

1) I brought down Inglorious Basterds. (single handedly)
2) I started a Ragefire agreement movement. (single handedly)
3) I made TMO #1 (single handedly)
4) I have twinked countless newbs (single handedly)
5) I am the most popular forum celeb. (/bow)
6) I started the wide spread and successful ignore harrison campaign.
7) I am the most popular necromancer
8) I am the best necromancer
9) I gave the okay to hire Uthgaard
10) I gave the okay to hire Amelinda

There are some others, but I'll just start with this for now.

[kazroth]

Let the addicted and the weak die out.

This is whats wrong with this country.


Natural selection

Sometimes a little compassion goes a long way. And it's not really just this country, as most of humankind has surpassed natural selection anyway.

[Grozmok]

I just poopsocked my first decaying skeleton outside of Freeport to get a Cracked Staff.

/patselfonback

TMO you guys recruiting?

[Alarti0001]

You know what I do instead? I take them to a fast food joint and buy them food, without ever letting them touch the money. You can separate the hungry from those just wanting to buy booze very easily if you do this.

I do that too but they don't want the food they just want "bus money" I live in seattle we have extensive social programs for the homeless. They are provided food and shelter daily, there was a recent study about the homeless in various cities with seattle ranking as a "do not donate" city, because 95 cents of a dollar goes to drugs or alcohol

[Flunklesnarkin]

I do that too but they don't want the food they just want "bus money" I live in seattle we have extensive social programs for the homeless. They are provided food and shelter daily, there was a recent study about the homeless in various cities with seattle ranking as a "do not donate" city, because 95 cents of a dollar goes to drugs or alcohol

the other 5 cents goes to fast women


awwww yeaaa

[quido]

Damn, I wanna be a bum in Seattle.

[kazroth]

I do that too but they don't want the food they just want "bus money" I live in seattle we have extensive social programs for the homeless. They are provided food and shelter daily, there was a recent study about the homeless in various cities with seattle ranking as a "do not donate" city, because 95 cents of a dollar goes to drugs or alcohol

Always wanted to move to the PNW - how's Seattle?

[Alarti0001]

Always wanted to move to the PNW - how's Seattle?

Love it honestly moved here from tampa last july

[Grozmok]

awwww yeaaa
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/nholmes/prelude/b44f5005.gif

[Gringo]

I just poopsocked my first decaying skeleton outside of Freeport to get a Cracked Staff.

/patselfonback

TMO you guys recruiting?

Hahaha

[Slave]

I was out in the Burger King parking lot in Seattle and some kid wanted to take me inside and buy me food when I just needed bus money. I waited until he went in then I shit in his gas tank. I saved him from himself

[Grozmok]

I was out in the Burger King parking lot in Seattle and some kid wanted to take me inside and buy me food when I just needed bus money. I waited until he went in then I shit in his gas tank. I saved him from himself

That was you?!

:mad:

[kazroth]

Love it honestly moved here from tampa last july

Nice! There're a ton of great software/game developer jobs out there, might have to make my way there soon.

[Alarti0001]

I was out in the Burger King parking lot in Seattle and some kid wanted to take me inside and buy me food when I just needed bus money. I waited until he went in then I shit in his gas tank. I saved him from himself

When you see the same guys on the same corners every day you realize they dont need bus money. Also, it was a mc donalds and I bus into town :)

[godbox]

Did my torch of alna quest the other day all by myslef ^^
vendor fire emeralds are expensive tho
http://wiki.project1999.org/index.php/Torch_Of_Alna_Quest

[envino]

I made it from butcher block to crushbone without dying and then I wrecked my indigo brotherhood faction

[Ikonoclastia]

I once drank 6 cans of mother in one day (the blue ones!) then I couldn't sleep so I played P1999 and died 6 times which is strangely the exact number of cans of mother I drank.

[Harrison]

let me see.

1) I brought down Inglorious Basterds. (single handedly)
2) I started a Ragefire agreement movement. (single handedly)
3) I made TMO #1 (single handedly)
4) I have twinked countless newbs (single handedly)
5) I am the most popular forum celeb. (/bow)
6) I started the wide spread and successful ignore harrison campaign.
7) I am the most popular necromancer
8) I am the best necromancer
9) I gave the okay to hire Uthgaard
10) I gave the okay to hire Amelinda

There are some others, but I'll just start with this for now.

How did that ban Harrison thread go?

Faggot.

Mad because I keep posting your guild's dirty laundry everywhere?

[Grozmok]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v519/nholmes/prelude/8609bf2f.jpg

[maahes]

Let the addicted and the weak die out.

This is whats wrong with this country.


Natural selection

Sadly the harm they do to themselves does contaminate the gene pool still.

[Ele]

I once drank 6 cans of mother in one day (the blue ones!) then I couldn't sleep so I played P1999 and died 6 times which is strangely the exact number of cans of mother I drank.

Where can I find this mother?

[Fultun]

I hacked the server and insert a script to deposit 1cp into my bank everytime someone loots, sells or buys anything in game....I'm going to be rich!!!!!

[Cars]

When I quit I gave away my account with high level characters, sweet gear and about 30kpp to someone who could really use those things. That's how generous i am!

[CBG]

I died to Cazel ganks three times within an hour of gameplay, and didn't ragequit.

/pat

[Stealin Dragons]

When I quit I gave away my account with high level characters, sweet gear and about 30kpp to someone who could really use those things. That's how generous i am!

lol

[Cars]

lol

Bahahahah just for you man, just for you...

[Susano]

I purchased my epic this week, cause Inny is hard yo!

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd228/sussypoo/Sussy-epic.jpg

[Enygma]

You know what I do instead? I take them to a fast food joint and buy them food, without ever letting them touch the money. You can separate the hungry from those just wanting to buy booze very easily if you do this.

ask them for money before they ask you... it fucks them right up... and is hillarious.

[SCB]

This week I plan to play for over an hour at a time and not alt-tab to porn.

I'm patting myself on the back in advance.

[Tiggles]

This week I plan to play for over an hour at a time and not alt-tab to porn.

I'm patting myself on the back in advance.

Just make sure you pat your back.

[mwatt]

I hacked the server and insert a script to deposit 1cp into my bank everytime someone loots, sells or buys anything in game....I'm going to be rich!!!!!

Uh oh, you misplaced a decimal point and it is actually 1P each.

Better go beat up a printer. :)

[Thana8088]

I believe you have my stapler.

[Plyssken]

I dinged 21st finally!

20th was a real pain for me because I had the explore the world itch again & instead of sitting in Rathe Mountains pulling basilisks like I should have. I went wandering over to Upper Guk. I managed to successfully FD pull the giant spider, looted a shield and gave it to a newbie troll. Revenge for the time it killed me trying that a few levels ago. Then when I found no group I wandered over to Oasis & solo pulled crocs. Actually saw the Ancient Cyclops in So Ro (I know!) Then solo'd crocs until 21st, I somehow managed to die twice to sand giants there :-/

[Obliterator]

I can see metatron coming out of the merkaba in the sky over the fields of eden

[Grozmok]

I just farted and didn't shart or touch cloth.

#winning