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SamwiseRed
11-26-2013, 12:17 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/197hm7vn1rhvsgif/ku-medium.gif

Retti_
11-26-2013, 02:00 PM
Hahahaha

Holey
11-26-2013, 04:44 PM
QUUUAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Something'Witty
11-26-2013, 06:22 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/82381417/RuPaul+PNG.png

most recent pic i have of myself.

RRRROWW, you go girl!

Zade
11-26-2013, 07:21 PM
figured i would put my pic up for all you tards

http://images.morris.com/images/juneau/mdControlled/cms/2010/03/03/570179774.jpg

the name is bob gillam. that pic was taken during a presentation in Juneau. Yes, I am old and fat. Hate all you want. Look me up and be jelly.

Retti_
11-26-2013, 07:46 PM
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/131119115632-rob-ford-milk-mustached---restricted-horizontal-gallery.jpg

Itap
11-26-2013, 07:48 PM
sweet stache

Itap
11-26-2013, 07:49 PM
ps you look like my dad

nilbog
11-26-2013, 07:51 PM
my dad looks like kevin sorbo

Itap
11-26-2013, 07:52 PM
my dad looks like kevin sorbo

http://littlesweetknittings.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/kevin-sorbo-370x463-26kb-media-1210-media-82237-1056738301.jpg

Yagebasto
11-26-2013, 07:53 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/197hm7vn1rhvsgif/ku-medium.gif

hahahahahh o man i lost it at this gif

Retti_
11-26-2013, 07:53 PM
my dad looks like kevin sorbo

Makes sense. Cus this is what I think of u looking like day in and day out.

http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/files/2011/10/kevin-sorbo-hercules.jpg

Yagebasto
11-26-2013, 07:57 PM
girl I'm sleeping with, get a life nerds

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/935006_10200270631429801_8172533_n.jpg

elbows too pointy, chest too flat. wouldnotbang/10

jeffd
11-26-2013, 08:06 PM
http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1407/5138189761_24126d459c_z.jpg

hagard
11-26-2013, 08:13 PM
jeffd done won the thread bros

Langrisserx
11-26-2013, 08:15 PM
pretty sure Zades pic did. i need to rest now after seeing ironlion's face.. going to have to fap again at that sweet mug.

this thread should have been burned.

Zade
11-26-2013, 08:24 PM
mustard was everything i expected. sexy bros. A+

s1ckness
11-26-2013, 09:18 PM
http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1407/5138189761_24126d459c_z.jpg

i wish that was my pal mustard irl, id hang out with u everyday

Langrisserx
11-26-2013, 09:34 PM
so many emo hipsters HEAD EXPLODING.

real question is: did samwise ever grow into that orange hat??

Langrisserx
11-26-2013, 09:35 PM
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/choochoo.jpg
^^

SamwiseRed
11-26-2013, 09:47 PM
lul ive never had a problem with acne

Langrisserx
11-26-2013, 09:50 PM
its for the people who have to look at you be considerate

Langrisserx
11-26-2013, 10:18 PM
8) death comes to all men.

so does age 30.

fuck this im re installing...

SamwiseRed
11-26-2013, 10:18 PM
29 atm, i got one good year left.

Langrisserx
11-26-2013, 10:22 PM
ive got the discs right here .. 5 CD's ... thats right original package... raaaAAAAAHHH RAGE BUILDING

Bazia
11-26-2013, 10:57 PM
no hes not, you obviously aint versed in red99 history

Langrisserx
11-26-2013, 10:58 PM
On disc 5. I will be logging in shortly and you will look like a fool.

A DAMN FOOL.

Langrisserx
11-26-2013, 11:27 PM
Bound in City of Mist, logged in Rivervale. Plus ur out of range. Ill come heal someone fighting you though.

Langrisserx
11-26-2013, 11:28 PM
thanks for transferring GM instead of disbanding floozy OH WAIT

jeffd
11-27-2013, 05:25 AM
i wish that was my pal mustard irl, id hang out with u everyday

y u ain't ever online pal

i miss us

s1ckness
11-27-2013, 07:03 AM
im on tyrionn or chopper most of the time.

canardvc
11-27-2013, 05:45 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/197hm7vn1rhvsgif/ku-medium.gif

GIF of the year. Thanks Sam.

lite
12-03-2013, 08:12 PM
http://i.imgur.com/a9rwoOA.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/fMbnf4D.jpg?1

Gaffin 3.0
12-03-2013, 09:40 PM
lite washin lettuce daily

lite
12-03-2013, 10:04 PM
name of the girl in sig please

Snufz
12-03-2013, 11:04 PM
[QUOTE=lite;1205862]http://i.imgur.com/a9rwoOA.jpg?1

Those 20 pound dumbells giving u some trouble?

Retti_
12-03-2013, 11:05 PM
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121205194059/simpsons/images/e/e9/Nelson_Ha-Ha.jpg

Yagebasto
12-03-2013, 11:09 PM
those gloves..

freez
12-03-2013, 11:22 PM
http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j438/Sskape1/1203132203_zpsc699bd4b.jpg (http://s1085.photobucket.com/user/Sskape1/media/1203132203_zpsc699bd4b.jpg.html)

i like newports

freez
12-03-2013, 11:24 PM
double check

iiNGloriouS
12-03-2013, 11:24 PM
double check

DOUBLE VERSACE.

Bazia
12-03-2013, 11:27 PM
*****ports

freez
12-03-2013, 11:31 PM
thanks they already make me feel like shit

but damn theyre tasty

DrNarcisse
12-03-2013, 11:33 PM
Literally wouldn't be caught dead with any one of you in this thread, what a bunch of fucking nerds/losers/ugly people.

Please bow to my greatness.

DrNarcisse
12-03-2013, 11:57 PM
and disassociating all those activities you do with cigarettes, like waking up and smoking one, smoking after you eat, or while you shit. Smoking that last one before bed.


As a nonsmoker, I noticed you never mentioned smoking after sex. I think everyone associates smoking after sex and by failing to mention it I can pretty much confirm you are a sexless loser whose never touched a boob (they feel like sand bags), which by your name + daily spam I would have assumed anyways. So thanks for confirming that you rat bastard.

Tassador
12-04-2013, 12:29 AM
I smoke marijuana and fuck fat chicks then wake up like wtf man what did my penis make me do

Retti_
12-04-2013, 01:01 AM
LOL

Kraftwerk
12-04-2013, 01:16 AM
One of the biggest things was imagining yourself as a non smoker, and disassociating all those activities you do with cigarettes

Such real talk here. I smoked for five years, woke up one morning and said "I'm a non smoker", 6 years later my lungs feel good bro.

freez
12-04-2013, 01:18 AM
i like to freez my lungs with menthol newports

lite
12-04-2013, 01:19 AM
I smoked for 12 years, quitting was the hardest thing ive ever done in my life. It took me 6 months to be fully "Over" Cigarettes psychologically and it was pure hell. One of the biggest things was imagining yourself as a non smoker, and disassociating all those activities you do with cigarettes, like waking up and smoking one, smoking after you eat, or while you shit. Smoking that last one before bed.

I hated myself for a very long time for smoking once I was past it I felt so good, I managed to get 2 friends to quit also who smoked for a long time,

you can do it freez

Never smoked, good shit though.

FREEZY YOU CAN DO IT!

freez
12-04-2013, 01:22 AM
http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j438/Sskape1/0726110220.jpg (http://s1085.photobucket.com/user/Sskape1/media/0726110220.jpg.html)


haha faggot alert old picture

iiNGloriouS
12-04-2013, 02:00 AM
broo Naniwa 2.0 honestly
http://tacticalentertainment.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/naniwa1.jpg

SamwiseRed
12-04-2013, 02:02 AM
naniwa was so last year bro

Retti_
12-04-2013, 02:03 AM
menthols use fiberglass for the mint

ima learns ya

Smedy
12-04-2013, 04:52 AM
i find it pretty lulz that were all like "***** my *****, ***** this ***** that" and then lite is black irl, i had a good laugh, shits classic

lite
12-04-2013, 05:12 AM
wtff lol, i am black ? hahaha

Smedy
12-04-2013, 08:05 AM
wtff lol, i am black ? hahaha

in sweden that would be congo black

Not_Kazowi
12-04-2013, 08:33 AM
Yeah dawg. In America you are almost white. Russia/Sweden/Denmark etc you're a darkie

Kraftwerk
12-04-2013, 08:59 AM
Where I'm from Lite is a cracker motherfcker.

Gaffin 3.0
12-04-2013, 09:06 AM
http://i1085.photobucket.com/albums/j438/Sskape1/1203132203_zpsc699bd4b.jpg (http://s1085.photobucket.com/user/Sskape1/media/1203132203_zpsc699bd4b.jpg.html)

i like newports

BWHAHHAHA

Tassador
12-04-2013, 09:12 AM
That dude took how many Molly's?

Twainz
12-04-2013, 09:24 AM
Yall *****s be copying my shit *****. I should of never shown yall *****s Twerk and my theme song.

Agatha
12-04-2013, 11:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/nsiu7JB.jpg

sup?

Ezpk
12-04-2013, 12:35 PM
http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/a1e2437c5d0111e3b87a12bcaa646ac5_6.jpg

with a side of jelly u feelers?!?

SamwiseRed
12-04-2013, 12:45 PM
http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/a1e2437c5d0111e3b87a12bcaa646ac5_6.jpg

with a side of jelly u feelers?!?

Lol I always pictured u fat as fuck. Guess I was wrong

Tassador
12-04-2013, 12:53 PM
Pics of dudes that play eq. What a fucked up world we live in.

Genedin
12-04-2013, 01:06 PM
http://imgur.com/M35uTRg.jpg


Get on my level. I embrace my inner nerd to the fullest.

Retti_
12-04-2013, 01:35 PM
Yall *****s be copying my shit *****. I should of never shown yall *****s Twerk and my theme song.

Never expected to see a dumber statement in my life.

Retti_
12-04-2013, 01:36 PM
http://imgur.com/M35uTRg.jpg


Get on my level. I embrace my inner nerd to the fullest.

Pras Genedin

Not_Kazowi
12-04-2013, 01:36 PM
Uhh

Andis
12-04-2013, 01:37 PM
genadin got a cutie

pras him

Andis
12-04-2013, 01:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/nsiu7JB.jpg

sup?

rofl sup rick ross

Genedin
12-04-2013, 01:44 PM
I love this pic of Agatha because having spoken with him on teamspeak it is exactly the opposite of what I thought he would look like.

Boss pic tho assuming it's real.

iiNGloriouS
12-04-2013, 01:45 PM
http://imgur.com/M35uTRg.jpg


Get on my level. I embrace my inner nerd to the fullest.

Doesnt matter; dats a bad bitch.

Retti_
12-04-2013, 01:49 PM
Agatha got dem fat squirrel cheeks. Would pinch.

raka
12-04-2013, 02:14 PM
Slampieces gag till they vomit on my peepee.

http://i40.tinypic.com/5lc3yu.jpg


Excersise you fat faggots

Bazia
12-04-2013, 02:36 PM
can vouch ezpk has a fat sounding voice

im pretty surprised as well, sorry for assuming you were fat yo

Colgate
12-04-2013, 02:37 PM
Uhh

Genedin
12-04-2013, 02:41 PM
13 year olds give the best head cause they still have their baby teeth




http://www.seaviewstickers.co.uk/shop/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/p/e/pedo_bear_2.gif




Can taste the jealous. Tastes good bro.

lite
12-04-2013, 02:47 PM
in sweden that would be congo black

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lol_idi_amin.gif

Retti_
12-04-2013, 02:53 PM
Chortled

rusty81
12-04-2013, 04:57 PM
Can show you the crabbers if you really want to see a selfie of me from work...

DrNarcisse
12-04-2013, 06:41 PM
fuck it heres the selfie snap i took last night, hopefully i wont regret this

da coach:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2wgdqh4.png

Retti_
12-04-2013, 06:44 PM
Lold

Smedy
12-05-2013, 06:57 AM
is that really the coach?

SamwiseRed
12-05-2013, 07:26 AM
i dont think so, the coach told me facial hair was for scum.

Smedy
12-05-2013, 10:55 AM
can GM please remove this thread, its full of RL stuff

Twainz
12-05-2013, 11:12 AM
Coach looks like a serial killer. Would go out drinking with.

Kraftwerk
12-05-2013, 11:27 AM
can GM please remove this thread, its full of RL stuff

New red forum policy that real life posting is okay. For reference see Nizzarr pcs in other thread, Nilly phone #s posted by Bamzal forum acct 5.0 as well.

New dawn of ForumQuest, less sigs more real life.

Vamael
12-05-2013, 11:27 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/vcwdaf.jpg
The girl and I.

http://i39.tinypic.com/2yzhret.jpg
The $$$ that keeps me playing so much

http://i39.tinypic.com/2r6in9k.jpg
the drop

http://i43.tinypic.com/2zgb436.jpg
the thrill

http://i41.tinypic.com/rvaknd.jpg
I <3 nyc

freez
12-05-2013, 11:29 AM
holy shit what if an 80mph gust hit u hangin off that building



that's too fucking high man


that's disgusting

Vamael
12-05-2013, 11:29 AM
keeps me from playing so much***

Vamael
12-05-2013, 11:30 AM
I've been up on these roofs in all conditions. I think i have pictures of snow, and icicles in the middle of feb near times sqr.

Kraftwerk
12-05-2013, 11:30 AM
Which building u workin on? I used to live up in Jers outside the city, also love NYC and miss it daily.

heartbrand
12-05-2013, 11:31 AM
NYC the only city

heartbrand
12-05-2013, 11:32 AM
Lived in Manhattan for five years. Don't miss $22 movies tho

Vamael
12-05-2013, 11:35 AM
that building in those pic is 500th 5th ave right next to 48th

Vamael
12-05-2013, 11:43 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/282ouj9.jpg
LOOK I'M NOT A BASEMENT DWELLER!

http://i43.tinypic.com/2wlx0ut.jpg

Greegon
12-05-2013, 11:44 AM
NYC the only city

naw

http://www.globeimages.net/data/media/5/chicago_night_skyline__illinois___united_states.jp g

HippoNipple
12-05-2013, 11:45 AM
Yeah, definitely not a fan.

Greegon
12-05-2013, 11:48 AM
damn my pic is gone :(

Vamael
12-05-2013, 11:48 AM
fuck wrong link. Ill re upload

Greegon
12-05-2013, 11:50 AM
smaller pic better skyline hehe

http://www.friedmanarchives.com/Chicago/images/Chicago%20skyline%20at%20night%201%208x10%20300%20 dpi.jpg

heartbrand
12-05-2013, 11:52 AM
Derick rose SUCKs

Greegon
12-05-2013, 11:54 AM
Pretty dumb that hes the face of the bulls when he hasnt played in forever, but he did grow up in a pretty shitty neighborhood from here and made it big props to that.

We also had the best basketball team in the history of ever beat that dawg

heartbrand
12-05-2013, 11:56 AM
How them cubs?

heartbrand
12-05-2013, 11:56 AM
How's jay cutler doing?

Vamael
12-05-2013, 11:58 AM
Now to cater to the weed heads.
http://i39.tinypic.com/33mpzso.jpg
My crop from a few years ago. I had indica, sativa, and hybrids. All were sexed female before i went from pots into the soil.

http://i39.tinypic.com/n13slj.jpg
right before flowering

http://i43.tinypic.com/j9u102.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1tj2zJ2Wvg

Greegon
12-05-2013, 12:04 PM
from the south side bro cubs are fucking garbage

Greegon
12-05-2013, 12:05 PM
my avatar is frank thomas hehe

heartbrand
12-05-2013, 12:07 PM
If it makes u feel better the nets got raped as well

Greegon
12-05-2013, 12:10 PM
lets just never ever bring up the bears

Kraftwerk
12-05-2013, 12:10 PM
The Brooklyn Celtics you mean right?

Ps Cubs suck
Pps w sox suck lol u only have Chris Sale, literally only noteworthy player
Ppps when was the last time d rose played more than like 3 games straight without an injury

Go mets though so I feel ur pain

Andis
12-05-2013, 12:15 PM
vamael my dog

+1 for weed pics

freez
12-05-2013, 12:16 PM
why no post pics andis u sexy Italian stallion

Greegon
12-05-2013, 12:17 PM
blackhawks are good, but hockey sucks and whenever they win all hell breaks loose out here.

nothing beats growin up with frank thomas and MJ/Pippen/Rodman though.

good times at comiskey

Vile
12-05-2013, 12:59 PM
vamael where you growing that dog? im up in the NE now, need the fire weed

Agatha
12-05-2013, 01:35 PM
Now to cater to the weed heads.
]

money on trees you say?
http://i.imgur.com/wgXdj6G.jpg

freez
12-05-2013, 01:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDI6ItKnf3I

Genedin
12-05-2013, 01:54 PM
Damn that's some incriminating shit right there son.

SamwiseRed
12-05-2013, 10:19 PM
money on trees you say?
http://i.imgur.com/wgXdj6G.jpg

forgive me because i am poor white trash but why the fuck is that shit not in the bank dawg?

also when we gonna have a red99 reunion in FloRIDA. need to check out dat boat you showed me naw wut i mean. ill supply the beer.

iiNGloriouS
12-05-2013, 10:37 PM
forgive me because i am poor white trash but why the fuck is that shit not in the bank dawg?

also when we gonna have a red99 reunion in FloRIDA. need to check out dat boat you showed me naw wut i mean. ill supply the beer.

Because when you don't have a job and are dropping 10gs into a bank account; you are BEGGING to get arrested.

iiNGloriouS
12-05-2013, 10:37 PM
Because when you don't have a job and are dropping 10gs into a bank account; you are BEGGING to get arrested.

And its also traceable for tax purposes, fuck taxes. If the rich don't pay enough taxes, I won't pay any.

Rogean
12-05-2013, 10:40 PM
Throw one of those packs this way dawg.

DrNarcisse
12-05-2013, 10:44 PM
Throw one of those packs this way dawg.

Sure, ok, platlord. Fuckin' rogaine.

DrNarcisse
12-05-2013, 10:45 PM
Throw one of those packs this way dawg.

PS answer my PM it was an easy question you cockwad

Agatha
12-06-2013, 01:00 AM
Throw one of those packs this way dawg.

hows my GM app coming along? nawmean? :)

Not_Kazowi
12-06-2013, 08:02 AM
Why would you post a picture like that agatha? I lost all respect for you dawg. Get a real job and participate in society. You know what fuck it don't

Smedy
12-06-2013, 08:06 AM
Someone call the DEA on boca rotan bros already, jesus

FoxxHound
12-06-2013, 08:41 AM
Throw one of those packs this way dawg.

Tassador
12-06-2013, 08:52 AM
Let's see an elbow can run up to 4.5 k there are stacks of 10k. So you pushin elbows and broadcasting? Me thinks not dime bag kids tryin to be ripe!

Agatha
12-06-2013, 09:25 AM
Let's see an elbow can run up to 4.5 k there are stacks of 10k. So you pushin elbows and broadcasting? Me thinks not dime bag kids tryin to be ripe!

almost 300 grand thur.

Tassador
12-06-2013, 09:27 AM
Not weed money thug!

Agatha
12-06-2013, 09:54 AM
Not weed money thug!

got it from saving up by working at mcdonnalds.

FoxxHound
12-06-2013, 10:13 AM
almost 300 grand thur.

Jelly :(

Twainz
12-06-2013, 10:14 AM
Send a band my way. Will return shortly.

Tassador
12-06-2013, 10:26 AM
You know I am broke cause I wouldn't have 300k laying around and be anywhere near here.

FoxxHound
12-06-2013, 10:29 AM
If I had that kind of money I'd buy boobs.

Rust1d?
12-06-2013, 10:53 AM
How much ya wanna make a bet it is a $100 on top of a bunch of $1's lol

Vamael
12-06-2013, 10:58 AM
the best part about agathas picture is it probably isn't profit. Just rolls right back into the business. @ vile i'm up in NY, and PA. Sometimes jersey.

Smedy
12-06-2013, 10:58 AM
i know exactly what agatha and jupe are

they are what the sidekicks to jesse is in breaking bad

if these people actually had money u think the most fun u can have is sit inside an appartment and get stoned infront of eq?

***** please....

id be living it up in hollywood fucking pornstars and doing blow all day son, the fuck u *****s thinking

i aint falling for none of their hackin stories, u digg?

heartbrand
12-06-2013, 11:08 AM
i know exactly what agatha and jupe are

they are what the sidekicks to jesse is in breaking bad

if these people actually had money u think the most fun u can have is sit inside an appartment and get stoned infront of eq?

***** please....

id be living it up in hollywood fucking pornstars and doing blow all day son, the fuck u *****s thinking

i aint falling for none of their hackin stories, u digg?

Tassador
12-06-2013, 11:23 AM
Lol@ 300k sittin up getting stoned and playing eq.

Rust1d?
12-06-2013, 11:28 AM
i know exactly what agatha and jupe are

they are what the sidekicks to jesse is in breaking bad

if these people actually had money u think the most fun u can have is sit inside an appartment and get stoned infront of eq?

***** please....

id be living it up in hollywood fucking pornstars and doing blow all day son, the fuck u *****s thinking

i aint falling for none of their hackin stories, u digg?

I know , right? Who the fuck sits and plays a 50 pop, 14 year old elf emulator when they have 300k sitting in front of them? I would be in vegas on a gambling and whore binge.

Vamael
12-06-2013, 11:29 AM
Hah A+ Smedy.

Rust1d?
12-06-2013, 11:31 AM
Me in Iraq, 2004. I win.http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Uploads/Graphics/004/03/004-0320074620-money-guarded.jpg

Rust1d?
12-06-2013, 11:34 AM
More of my stacks bros. But I rather play EQ, know what I mean?

http://opiated.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/dope_bust.jpg

Gaffin 3.0
12-06-2013, 11:35 AM
u a drug lord bro

Com_Truise
12-06-2013, 11:45 AM
http://splitsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/young-larry-david.jpg

Intricus
12-06-2013, 03:00 PM
cast where u at *****, better deliver the goods, we already seen dat tv

here's me

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/5149/20120313194559.jpg

come @ me etc etc

I don't even play on red and i'm a nobody on these threads replying to a well-known forum 'celebrity' (The great "SMEDY-JESUS"!!) so I know this post will be irrelevant but I must say as someone who has occasionally enjoyed an gotten some laughs outta Smedy's posts and his avatar, I have just now seen that he is, and if he isn't he sure looks like a hollister-clad tween who looks like he was on a varsity football team in high school just a few years back. And it really all doesen't seem that funny anymore. Dunno why but I pictured him as this 40-something who was overweight with a 'neckbeard' and drank beer 24/7.

Nothing negative intended here...kinda like I was a blind man who heard Seth Rogen in all his movies and imagined him as he looks, then miraculously got his sight restored, only to find out he looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt or Dicaprio.

freez
12-06-2013, 03:09 PM
id give smedy a massage



with a police baton

iiNGloriouS
12-06-2013, 03:25 PM
id give smedy a massage



with a police baton

What the fuck lol

Agatha
12-06-2013, 03:34 PM
the funny thing is the last 2 pics i posted are real, everyone thinks its a troll lol.

FoxxHound
12-06-2013, 03:38 PM
the funny thing is the last 2 pics i posted are real, everyone thinks its a troll lol.

Should hook a bro up.

Not_Kazowi
12-06-2013, 04:09 PM
almost 300 grand thur.

I feel like I've seen someone post those pics before besides you. Not believing it, who would brag about something like that on eqemu forums

Greegon
12-06-2013, 04:09 PM
I don't even play on red and i'm a nobody on these threads replying to a well-known forum 'celebrity' (The great "SMEDY-JESUS"!!) so I know this post will be irrelevant but I must say as someone who has occasionally enjoyed an gotten some laughs outta Smedy's posts and his avatar, I have just now seen that he is, and if he isn't he sure looks like a hollister-clad tween who looks like he was on a varsity football team in high school just a few years back. And it really all doesen't seem that funny anymore. Dunno why but I pictured him as this 40-something who was overweight with a 'neckbeard' and drank beer 24/7.

Nothing negative intended here...kinda like I was a blind man who heard Seth Rogen in all his movies and imagined him as he looks, then miraculously got his sight restored, only to find out he looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt or Dicaprio.

lol yeah I imagined smedy as a huge nerd too, crazy

Greegon
12-06-2013, 04:10 PM
the best part about agathas picture is it probably isn't profit. Just rolls right back into the business. @ vile i'm up in NY, and PA. Sometimes jersey.

lol vamael seems to know too much about the drug biz you should shhh with your real pics out there

Agatha
12-06-2013, 04:18 PM
I can almost guarantee that agatha/jupe are on some form of government assistance (disability, unemployment check .. although its doubtful because you need a job to begin with, food stamps and enrolled in a local methadone program).

close but not quite, we actually live with my mom and dad.

Silent
12-06-2013, 04:22 PM
close but not quite, we actually live with my mom and dad.

Mom, Dad, Dog and Sister. Did u forget the rest of them already? I get 200 bux a month in welfare chex and another 100 in foodstamps. Plus who needs methadone?

freez
12-06-2013, 04:53 PM
chances are theyl be in prison or dead in 5 years

only reason I don't sell drugs

good luck

Smedy
12-06-2013, 05:02 PM
Joseph Gordon Levitt , Dicaprio...

police baton

ill take it bros

freez
12-06-2013, 05:09 PM
id only use the baton on your butt

I would send u flying from a pillow to the chest tho, bro

Smedy
12-06-2013, 05:19 PM
jesus freez, no dinner first??

DrNarcisse
12-06-2013, 05:24 PM
fuck it heres the selfie snap i took last night, hopefully i wont regret this

da coach:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2wgdqh4.png

repost for Smedy

freez
12-06-2013, 05:26 PM
lol

Smedy
12-06-2013, 05:28 PM
i refuse to believe that any picture posted is the coach

the coach is an internet pro, he uses 400 proxies and would never ever post his rl shit

freez
12-06-2013, 05:29 PM
he took the pic for u bro


you deserve it

you earned it

Dullah
12-06-2013, 05:45 PM
would believe

psychopath if ive ever seen one

Retti_
12-06-2013, 05:49 PM
I got coach info but wu'd never leak

hagard
12-06-2013, 05:51 PM
I got coach info but wu'd never leak

sure

Retti_
12-06-2013, 05:53 PM
I'm too classy to do that to the man of mystery

hagard
12-06-2013, 05:56 PM
SURE BRO

DrNarcisse
12-06-2013, 05:58 PM
SURE BRO

man I love me some hagard, hope LV is treating u well broseidon.

Retti_
12-06-2013, 05:58 PM
UNLV?

hey there castius

hagard
12-06-2013, 06:59 PM
got outta vegas over a year ago, thank god
what a shit hole

Retti_
12-06-2013, 07:23 PM
Real scummy there for sure

Any place that has laws in place to promote meth use over weed should be avoided

SamwiseRed
12-06-2013, 07:25 PM
retti wut u look like? i picture a hobbit like myself, born and raised in the shire.

Retti_
12-06-2013, 07:30 PM
http://architecturally.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/are-we-cool-4.jpg

SamwiseRed
12-06-2013, 07:40 PM
classy

SamwiseRed
12-06-2013, 07:42 PM
i bet you are a real don draper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W79t5qxKafw

jeffd
12-06-2013, 11:35 PM
p sure the view from my socal apt is superior to ur nyc garbo

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/919262_10102237865117186_238149287_o.jpg

Retti_
12-06-2013, 11:36 PM
JEFFD a real baller pras cali

under that hat lulz is a big ol bald spot

SamwiseRed
12-06-2013, 11:38 PM
p sure the view from my socal apt is superior to ur nyc garbo

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/919262_10102237865117186_238149287_o.jpg

how u eq when u got that outside? i ask jupe/agatha the same deal. they got a god damn boat in florida. yall crazy. im jelly. fuck u

Retti_
12-07-2013, 12:45 AM
bald fat and alone

brags that he pays to see half naked girls

lol

lite
12-07-2013, 12:51 AM
p sure the view from my socal apt is superior to ur nyc garbo

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/919262_10102237865117186_238149287_o.jpg

jelllyyyyy

SamwiseRed
12-07-2013, 01:21 AM
i will be back, someday. actually next summer sounds good. havent seen the ocean in 2 years :( i need it.

http://i.imgur.com/X7yNcGF.jpg

Retti_
12-07-2013, 01:51 AM
lol

SamwiseRed
12-07-2013, 02:20 PM
altho i really wanted an island i had to make some sacrifices. still this is double the space i had previously. time to do it big in the kitchen bros.

http://i.imgur.com/eCPT1TW.jpg

Greegon
12-07-2013, 06:02 PM
yeah id pass on the ocean too
http://31.media.tumblr.com/13e22185848f611b4de0e73160de7a2c/tumblr_mwwel8jKS41r6jnjdo1_250.gif

runlvlzero
12-07-2013, 10:13 PM
I'm glad as fuck I'm in a warm place, but that shit is neg -2 in the NW were I was born.

Fuck going outside and working in that, or whatever.

Kraftwerk
12-07-2013, 10:30 PM
I would live in manhattan everyday over a beach house.

FoxxHound
12-07-2013, 11:55 PM
I want a place that is cool, and dark/cloudy all the time. Rain would be nice too~
Friends tell me I should move to Washington or Oregon.

Retti_
12-08-2013, 12:47 AM
Concrete and traffic are a much better view

Srs?

SamwiseRed
12-08-2013, 12:47 AM
Concrete and traffic are a much better view

Srs?

Vile
12-08-2013, 01:09 AM
I been in florida for almost 20 , im 10 miles from the beach

when I moved here from ny it was heaven, the fishing , the sun, the beach, the heat

now all I want to do is go back to new England and cool off.

I can honestly say I have amazing memories with the ocean , from fishing , snorkeling , diving ETC but EVERYTHING gets old

I want a few acres someplace quiet, I want to put up a few greenhouses and chill

I want a winter, I want to see fall, I need more snuggle time

its going to be 80 + all week and the rest of the country is in a freeze

live in fl basically my whole life.. just moved up to PA less than a month ago... FL is a giant piece of shit imo :)

it's pretty funny talking to people from around here and how they envision FL. everyone seems to think its the keys "laid back" lifestyle everywhere...

SamwiseRed
12-08-2013, 01:33 AM
i just like warm weather and the beach/ocean. much rather be in southern mexico tbh

Kraftwerk
12-08-2013, 02:33 AM
Yep, some people just dont get it. nyc > all

mtb tripper
12-08-2013, 03:21 AM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/197hm7vn1rhvsgif/ku-medium.gif

Retti_
12-08-2013, 03:50 AM
The entirety of California =



http://a.scpr.org/i/aafd8ed98befa3d1ec68fc8a4ba7efa6/45554-eight.jpg


http://powertripberkeley.com/wp-content/uploads/venice-beach-ca-musclecalifornia---venice---muscle-beach-bodybuilding-contest---2005-kokbtdof.jpg


http://unitedgangs.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/3477_inside_ganglandla-6_04700300.jpg


http://traumafordummies.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/mariachi2.jpg



No thanks.

Awww yisss

HippoNipple
12-08-2013, 02:14 PM
Yes.

We are gods fucking gift to the rest of you peasants.


http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/03/9b/2d/f2/new-york-city.jpg

http://stateinthereal.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nyc001.jpg


http://blog.saveology.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Saveology-New-York-Facts.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/100/301348926_e54ada6c16.jpg?v=0

http://cdn.onextrapixel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/night09.jpg


You literally could not pay me to live in Cali. Any state that close to mexico is bound to be a fucking shithole. I hope you all die in a horrible earthquake and then a landslide/wildfire wipes out the survivors.


I live in Dallas and it is nice being close to Mexico. I wouldn't give up having cheap labor taking care of my lawn or Rosie taking care of the kids. As an added bonus kids learn Spanish. As for the weather, girls are wearing skirts 8 or 9 months out of the year. There are pools everywhere. Girls have pressure to look better since they have to wear less and therefor girls are much hotter here than someplace like NY. We also have a better standard of living here. Obviously if you are a hot shot in NY you aren't worried about that but I doubt anyone on here is. If you make $100k here it will go a lot farther than the $130-140k you may make in NY for an equivalent job. Shit that 30k extra is already swallowed up with private schools, daycare, parking, and state income tax.

Not_Kazowi
12-08-2013, 02:35 PM
I live in Dallas and it is nice being close to Mexico. I wouldn't give up having cheap labor taking care of my lawn or Rosie taking care of the kids. As an added bonus kids learn Spanish. As for the weather, girls are wearing skirts 8 or 9 months out of the year. There are pools everywhere. Girls have pressure to look better since they have to wear less and therefor girls are much hotter here than someplace like NY. We also have a better standard of living here. Obviously if you are a hot shot in NY you aren't worried about that but I doubt anyone on here is. If you make $100k here it will go a lot farther than the $130-140k you may make in NY for an equivalent job. Shit that 30k extra is already swallowed up with private schools, daycare, parking, and state income tax.

Dallas is tits. Lived here for 28 years. Hippo where you at? I'm in the park cities

jeffd
12-08-2013, 04:09 PM
real talk tho would def live in williamsburg

go there about 1ce per year 2 visit pals

Anita
12-08-2013, 05:33 PM
lol ok since my previous post got removed cause it clearly wasn't me, I'll post a real one.

babe caught me slippin hehehe XD
http://i.imgur.com/GGGiefH.jpg

marie
12-08-2013, 05:55 PM
^ is that a guy wearing panties?

mtb tripper
12-08-2013, 06:09 PM
^ is that a guy wearing panties?

im not sure if that's a guy, nor a woman... some sort of otherworldly creature

Retti_
12-08-2013, 07:08 PM
Doritos n sprite fo sho

radditsu
12-08-2013, 08:38 PM
lol ok since my previous post got removed cause it clearly wasn't me, I'll post a real one.

babe caught me slippin hehehe XD
http://i.imgur.com/GGGiefH.jpg

I'd fuck it

Sektor
12-08-2013, 08:48 PM
lol ok since my previous post got removed cause it clearly wasn't me, I'll post a real one.

babe caught me slippin hehehe XD
http://i.imgur.com/GGGiefH.jpg

lol omg can't breath

Swish
12-08-2013, 08:50 PM
Is that a gaming chair?

Retti_
12-08-2013, 09:49 PM
Is that a gaming chair?

Haha

HippoNipple
12-09-2013, 12:21 AM
Dallas is tits. Lived here for 28 years. Hippo where you at? I'm in the park cities

I'm in Las Colinas now, just moved into a new home a couple months ago. I have pretty much lived all over the metroplex since I moved to the area in 2008 though. I have lived over by Fort Worth, Richardson, upper Greenville area, and downtown Dallas.

s1ckness
12-10-2013, 02:51 AM
Lol'd

Exed
12-10-2013, 03:31 AM
4409

Retti_
12-10-2013, 04:07 AM
Ames she got a bedonk?

FoxxHound
12-10-2013, 10:57 AM
4409

I'd totally put stuff in that butt.
No hetero.

freez
12-10-2013, 11:10 AM
all the pictures im sure you have and you decide to post a shirtless pic

98% of posters here are men. add a shirt negus.

HippoNipple
12-10-2013, 11:13 AM
lol bathroom selfie, TIGHT

Genedin
12-10-2013, 11:44 AM
This actually explains a lot about Exed's behavior in game.

Hateraid
12-10-2013, 12:18 PM
This actually explains a lot about Exed's behavior in game.

Lol. A shirtless selfie uploaded to a site that is 99% dudes. That's not gay or anything...
With a 3 total post count, it was pretty important stuff!

freez
12-10-2013, 12:23 PM
lol

Genedin
12-10-2013, 12:53 PM
Lol. A shirtless selfie uploaded to a site that is 99% dudes. That's not gay or anything...
With a 3 total post count, it was pretty important stuff!

Bro, you obv are so beta you don't understand the importance of showing off your muscles to the other pansy ass betas on this loser website. Bro they gotta see how ripped you are so they know not to fuck with you and that you can beat their asses.

Exed
12-10-2013, 12:56 PM
Whole lot of mad over my pic. Plenty of other shirtless nigs here. Keep swinging on these nuts.

Hateraid
12-10-2013, 01:11 PM
Whole lot of mad over my pic. Plenty of other shirtless nigs here. Keep swinging on these nuts.

Why would we be mad when we are laughing. My bad, selfies in the mirror with tribal tats uploaded to a website full of guys is just pretty funny. Do you wear a lot of cologne when just hangin out with the bros watching football too?

Itap
12-10-2013, 01:13 PM
no hate *****, but tribal tatt?

DrNarcisse
12-11-2013, 01:03 AM
Eff it, heres my RL pic just took a selfie

http://i.imgur.com/AuSCIiX.jpg?1

Exed
12-11-2013, 10:04 PM
Why would we be mad when we are laughing. My bad, selfies in the mirror with tribal tats uploaded to a website full of guys is just pretty funny. Do you wear a lot of cologne when just hangin out with the bros watching football too?

Laughing at a guy who makes more money than you, is in better shape than you, loves life and isnt as mad as you, and last for me and sadly this probably chaps your ass most of all, is better at EQ than you. My nuts taste good dog?

Gaffin 3.0
12-11-2013, 11:00 PM
haters gonna hate, nice hair cast

DrNarcisse
12-11-2013, 11:06 PM
haters gonna hate, nice hair cast

Thanks baby girl.

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/11/zac-efron-fabulous.gif

Hateraid
12-12-2013, 04:35 AM
Laughing at a guy who makes more money than you, is in better shape than you, loves life and isnt as mad as you, and last for me and sadly this probably chaps your ass most of all, is better at EQ than you. My nuts taste good dog?

Make a lot of blind assumptions? And you know this, how? More money? Better shape? Your bathroom selfie that shoulda been left on Myspace reveals a dingy ass bathroom. P-90X popcorn muscles are not impressing anyone, I'm sorry. You might be better at EQ than me though...

Anyways, put a shirt on before talkin to me *****!

Hateraid
12-12-2013, 04:49 AM
http://s18.postimg.org/64gyhnjeh/IMG_0769.jpg (http://postimage.org/)
screen capture windows (http://postimage.org/app.php)

Might as well get it outta the way while I'm here, heh.

s1ckness
12-12-2013, 05:40 AM
Eff it, heres my RL pic just took a selfie

http://i.imgur.com/AuSCIiX.jpg?1

is that you casper?

Langrisserx
12-12-2013, 06:16 AM
http://i2.obozrevatel.ua/8/1539772/967806.jpg

freez
12-12-2013, 07:28 AM
http://s18.postimg.org/64gyhnjeh/IMG_0769.jpg (http://postimage.org/)
screen capture windows (http://postimage.org/app.php)

Might as well get it outta the way while I'm here, heh.

stole a white mans job 2 hours later



aw yiz

freez
12-12-2013, 07:55 AM
rellapse that gif bro hahaha

rly want to sow that to my 7 year old but i probably shouldnt

iiNGloriouS
12-12-2013, 08:02 AM
You really really shouldn't... Unless you video tape their reaction.

freez
12-12-2013, 09:28 AM
what is that? the christmas nihi zerg creature?

is dulluh the worm?

HippoNipple
12-12-2013, 10:48 AM
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/12/towel-thursday-lead.jpg?w=500&h=390

Hateraid
12-12-2013, 03:49 PM
Explains why you have farmed over 1000 EoE's...Chinese Farmer lawlz

Figures you would chime in. Sorry, not anywhere close to Chinese though. You were right there farming the EOEs until you wold get ran out of zone. You were just sour to see me get so many so you stopped. Don't worry it's only a game...

You hang around RL pic posts making comments on others, but fail to post one of yourself. Just have this weird feeling things are brighter on my side!;). Enjoy life buddy hopefully things get better for you...

Retti_
12-12-2013, 04:36 PM
U all look the same

iiNGloriouS
12-12-2013, 05:51 PM
O right I farmed one earring for my only toon. Remember when you brought a 60 enchanter down and he got raped? then you sent me 1000 mad tells afterwards crying like a little chinese girl? Btw I donated a suit just like that to goodwill last year. Deff need to find the rite size jacket next you're shopping there. nsayn

I dragged OT guards away from him so my buddy could coin him, he proceeded to cry and rage in tells for 2ish hours after the fact THEN went to OOC to cry about it. Kid just needs to quit the server or get some balls.

People come at you like this because they love the reaction you give them, easiest target to troll imo.

Hateraid
12-12-2013, 05:56 PM
O right I farmed one earring for my only toon. Remember when you brought a 60 enchanter down and he got raped? then you sent me 1000 mad tells afterwards crying like a little chinese girl? Btw I donated a suit just like that to goodwill last year. Deff need to find the rite size jacket next you're shopping there. nsayn

Haha. You and me both know that is a lie. That never happened, and if it did, you would definitely be the type of person to screenshot and upload. Due to your random lashes out at me in game and out, I'm sure whatever happened there got you upset. ;).

Btw, Jacket is tailored son, it's called an angle. Lookin pretty hard aren't you?

Still pretty obvious you are ugmode though.

Hateraid
12-12-2013, 06:06 PM
I dragged OT guards away from him so my buddy could coin him, he proceeded to cry and rage in tells for 2ish hours after the fact THEN went to OOC to cry about it. Kid just needs to quit the server or get some balls.

People come at you like this because they love the reaction you give them, easiest target to troll imo.

2 hours? Lol. Not even close to me. I hardly ever even speak cause I know it's almost cause. I'm afk most the time. You were trying to kill my naked troll while I was naked in OT waiting for a Rez trying your hardest to be the toxic player you are. Wasn't even close to mad. You guys are 30+ years old trying to be assholes in a 15 y/o game. There is nothing you can do to upset me, believe me. Rofl.

Living a fantasy must fuck you all up. just worry about the RL identity crisis you are having and then get back to me...

freez
12-12-2013, 06:18 PM
chipp is a saint and is not 30 + years old


im sorry one pvp encounter has your jimmies rustled up like a rodeo marathon

freez
12-12-2013, 06:19 PM
http://s18.postimg.org/64gyhnjeh/IMG_0769.jpg (http://postimage.org/)
screen capture windows (http://postimage.org/app.php)

Might as well get it outta the way while I'm here, heh.

also your suit is not tailored.... im no expert and i can tell you need an inch plus shaved off those shoulders.

nice suit bro but dont go off saying your shit is tailored to fit. that suit is huge on you.

Genedin
12-12-2013, 06:25 PM
also your suit is not tailored.... im no expert and i can tell you need an inch plus shaved off those shoulders.

nice suit bro but dont go off saying your shit is tailored to fit. that suit is huge on you.

Suit deff looks big brah. Maybe it's tailored for 90's style you think of that? Retro tailoring dog.

raka
12-12-2013, 06:31 PM
dishes b4 eq plz

Hateraid
12-12-2013, 06:32 PM
chipp is a saint and is not 30 + years old


im sorry one pvp encounter has your jimmies rustled up like a rodeo marathon

Reading comprehension skills needed. ASAP

freez
12-12-2013, 06:35 PM
You guys are 30+ years old trying to be assholes in a 15 y/o game.


what did i read wrong again?

Hateraid
12-12-2013, 06:40 PM
also your suit is not tailored.... im no expert and i can tell you need an inch plus shaved off those shoulders.

nice suit bro but dont go off saying your shit is tailored to fit. that suit is huge on you.

Thx for telling me about myself. Actually it is, I'm a fitness trainer and comp model. My weight fluctuates by 20lbs depending on what season it is. I Might be on the looser side that day. Oh well. You got me I guess...

Hateraid
12-12-2013, 06:51 PM
If you are a model I am fucking brad pitt

Highly unlucky.

We now know your taste in men at least...

You don't have to be super attractive to do what I do. I guess its just some more of the ignorance and hate kickin in.