Better Trolling Bureau

[IronLikeALionInZion]

I would like to assemble a council. I will be the chairman until a vote can be reached. We will discuss the fine art, and highly esteemed past time of trolling. We will debate what is appropriate forum content, and what is not good taste. We will raise a standard and have a stamp of approval which members can bear to show they are accordance with the Bureau.

You see. We as a community need to make things easier on the GM's. With Steaks11, SeriouslyNotAmes, and CastVersion27.5, freely practicing the craft despite numerous attempts to undermine and ban them ,it is inevitable that trolls deemed to be unfit will continue to find ways new, innovative ways to troll. We must police ourselves. The fine art of trolling has taken several blows recently, IP bans from forums, and Mibbit no longer supported by Irc to name a few. Do we want to be known as troublemakers, ruffians, rowdies, and hooligans? Or do we want to open and engage in sincere dialogue about a highly misunderstood and historically suppressed art form.

Some thing I would like to propose.

No more racist language.
HOWEVER- free discussion about racial differences backed with statistics and scientific research would be acceptable pending vote.

No posting RL pics on forums.
HOWEVER- links to pictures hosted on another website, with a caption stating "for educational purposes only" would be acceptable.

No attacks on GM's.
However- links to articles hosted on other websites which pinpoint volatile issues regarding RMT, corruption, and other issues deemed appropriate by the Bureau Council would be acceptable.

I hope the Staff will appreciate this notion to have us help in the removal of unproductive forum contributors, ad see it as us extending a hand in friendship. A friendship which can blossom and help usher in a Golden Age of Project 1999 forums.

Join Us!

In mumble- Channel Greater Faydark Griefers

[Truth]

use trolln

[Lord Krishna]

statistically speaking 1 out of 1 krishnas would like to see the negroid/mongoloid hordes exterminated

[Cast v27.5]

Saw my name in thread and thus stopped reading. Im in.

[Barkingturtle]

-2/10

Should have quit while you were ahead after the Goofus and Gallant thread. Clearly over confident due to positive reinforcement handed out by delusional peer group. Thread is only funny for its unintended irony: the implication the regulars have anything but a rudimentary grasp of artful trolling. Please revise and repost, preferably with something funny next time.

[Supreme]

blahblahblah something about being clever while trying to promote organized trolling blahblahblahblah.

[IronLikeALionInZion]

supreme still spends more time in RPG then with family and raising kids.

barkingturtle, literally contributes nothing to forums, and is nihilum exploiter.
also "unintended irony" how do you know what angle i was going for?
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from here on out. Trolls not considered regular and part of main lodge posts will be stamped for disapproval.

[IronLikeALionInZion]

-2/10

Should have quit while you were ahead after the Goofus and Gallant thread. Clearly over confident due to positive reinforcement handed out by delusional peer group. Thread is only funny for its unintended irony: the implication the regulars have anything but a rudimentary grasp of artful trolling. Please revise and repost, preferably with something funny next time.

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-Stamp of Approval, IronLionZion, Chairman , Better Trolling Bureau.

[IronLikeALionInZion]

blahblahblah something about being clever while trying to promote organized trolling blahblahblahblah.

http://i42.tinypic.com/nmnqlh.png
-Stamp of Approval, IronLionZion, Chairman , Better Trolling Bureau.

[Barkingturtle]

how do you know what angle i was going for?


Because you're predictable.

Not Harrison predictable but you're really operating with pretty limited capabilities, you know?

[IronLikeALionInZion]

instead of trying to humiliate me in front of our prestigious community, why not attempt to uplift your brother in the craft with pointers. really bro the amount of narcissism in your statements if overwhelming.

Big supreme said it best.

"if your not going to say anything productive, then you just shouldn't say it, that's the reality of it"

[jibekn]

I agree with this, but the chairmen and the council themselves should be voted for by the players, majority vote. nihilum and holocaust should both be excluded from the positions for a variety of reasons. the 2 major being, nihilum consists of 70% the server and holocaust wouldnt be fair or honest.

[IronLikeALionInZion]

yes. i said i would maintain chairman only until vote is reached, im not a known tyrant like Kimmie.

[Barkingturtle]

instead of trying to humiliate me in front of our prestigious community, why not attempt to uplift your brother in the craft with pointers.

Because when I see a dog missing a leg I don't want to teach it tricks, I want to convince it to chew off the other three while I masturbate.

My true brother would also possess this instinct. We'd make so much roadkill pregnant.

[Truth]

I quit trolling because I am trying to be a better man

[IronLikeALionInZion]

Because when I see a dog missing a leg I don't want to teach it tricks, I want to convince it to chew off the other three while I masturbate.

My true brother would also possess this instinct. We'd make so much roadkill pregnant.

and im trying too hard?

[Barkingturtle]

and im trying too hard?

If that looks hard to you, you should meet my penis.

Honestly, though, that's a pretty common, predictable response, too. I am often accused of "trying too hard" because I do things so much better than others that they assume a great amount of effort must have been spent to achieve such nut-bustingly awesome results. Fact is, making jokes, manipulating and denigrating inferior folks comes quite naturally to me. Good genes, I guess.

[IronLikeALionInZion]

If that looks hard to you, you should meet my penis.

Honestly, though, that's a pretty common, predictable response, too. I am often accused of "trying too hard" because I do things so much better than others that they assume a great amount of effort must have been spent to achieve such nut-bustingly awesome results. Fact is, making jokes, manipulating and denigrating inferior folks comes quite naturally to me. Good genes, I guess.

only digging a deeper hole for yourself. i reviewed some of your material since i didnt know of you. and even you are better then this.

[kazroth]

If that looks hard to you, you should meet my penis.

Honestly, though, that's a pretty common, predictable response, too. I am often accused of "trying too hard" because I do things so much better than others that they assume a great amount of effort must have been spent to achieve such nut-bustingly awesome results. Fact is, making jokes, manipulating and denigrating inferior folks comes quite naturally to me. Good genes, I guess.

Then why don't you try doing something more difficult for you; for example, acting like a decent human being.

[IronLikeALionInZion]

Then why don't you try doing something more difficult for you; for example, acting like a decent human being.

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-Stamp of Approval, IronLionZion, Chairman , Better Trolling Bureau.

[Barkingturtle]

only digging a deeper hole for yourself. i reviewed some of your material since i didnt know of you. and even you are better then this.

I haven't done the same recon on you, because I could tell right away that you're shit. Really duder, you're starting to get batted around a little here in your troll thread. Take a breath, step away and regroup. (Look, I gave you a tip! First one's free!)

Then why don't you try doing something more difficult for you; for example, acting like a decent human being.

Why don't you get AIDS and give it to the people you love most, or something. I have no idea who you are, but I'm glad I offended you without trying.

[Doublestep]

I found this thread victorious and uplifting.

[kazroth]

Why don't you get AIDS and give it to the people you love most, or something. I have no idea who you are, but I'm glad I offended you without trying.

You didn't offend me. It's hard to be offended by anything people do these days. Anonymity and the 'ME' generation have destroyed values that most people used to take for granted. The thing is - and this tip is free, as well - is that your life is honestly more enriched by attempting to be a wholesome being. You should try it sometime.

[Doublestep]

VICTORIOUS

AND

UPLIFTING

[Salty]

No more racist language.
op is a ******

No posting RL pics on forums.
http://i44.tinypic.com/3179sly.jpg

No attacks on GM's.
Rogean is selfish as fuck and hordes stable emu code like a jew hordes gold.

Not to mention all the classic code he stole from Yealight.

[Supreme]

Ironlion knock yourself out.

It will only be a matter of days before you flake out and you will move on to the next attention whoring post.

[Doublestep]

supreme confirmed non-factor

[Harrison]

Salty confirmed illiterate

[Dubee]

Saltys tears taste like rainbows and luckycharms