'that time again' by skater gnome

[girth]

ok liek wtf is up with school

so like last week im playing eq in my room and the sun is shining
in my window and im like 'haha its night time in norrath get it
right'

and my mom walks in the room and shes like 'who are you talking
too'

and im like 'umm my imaganary woodlef friend'

and she liek 'i thought your emaginary friend was a dwarf'

and im like 'ya he was but he farted alot so i traded him for a
female woodelf'

of course that wasnt the real reason i traded for a female woodelf
cause farting is funny the real reason shold be pretty obvious duh
haha

so my moms liek 'do you know what time it is'

and im like 'umm time for you to leave my room and let me ding
level 6?'

and shes like 'nope its school time'

omg wtf

and im like 'i feel kinda sick cough cough'

and shes like 'ok get in bed then school starts tomorrow morning'

and im like 'oh i thought you meant it started today wow i feel
better its a mericle'

so tommorrow comes around and my mom is like yelkling from the
stairs 'get up time for breakfast'

and im like 'when lavastorm freezed over'

and my dad yells 'one... two...'

and im like spirit of cheetah down the stairs and sit down at the
table

and my moms like 'omg'

and my dads like 'umm son, why dont you go back up to your room
and put some boxers and a t-shrit on or something?'

and im like 'doh, ok. lol'

so after a grumpy morning im standing at the buss stop and j-mo
shows up and im like 'hail, j-me' and hes like 'hail, skater'

and were like 'hehe'

and some other neighborhood kids show up and and jockguy jason
shows up too

and jasons like 'dude give me ur lunch money'

and im like 'i dont have any i right-clicked on all my food this
morning ill be full all day long infact i couldn't eat another
bite our i would explode'

and hes like 'wtf'

and j-mos like 'dude you shouldnt pick on ppl smarter than u'

so jason is like 'whatever' and leaves me alone

so we get to school and its all blah blah blah boring and i sleep
a little and then math class starts and we have a new math teacher
and omg wtf she is so hot!!

so class is getting started and im all sitting up strait and shes
talking about math but all i heer is 'skater gnome i love u'

and i whisper 'i love you too'

and j-mos like 'ur imaginary woodelf friend again?'

and im like 'um ya sure'

so then i hear her say 'ok class who can tell me about fractions?'

and im thinking 'omg i know all about this'

so im like 'me me me'

and shes liek 'ok' and smiles at me

so i stand up and clear my throut and im liek 'factions are very
important. if you have good faction with certain people you can
talk to them and buy stuff from them and they wont try to kill you
but if they do you can just feign death sometimes and you can live
but some places are hard to get good faction with. infact i was
wondering how i can improve my math teacher faction?'

and then i sat down and i was nodding and grinning and looking
around the class cause that was REELY smooth

and everyones liek 'dude wtf r u talking about?'

and hotmathteacher_01 is like 'thats very nice but i think were
talking about fractions, not factions, please see me after class'

omg wtf this REELY sucks ass

and my imagniary woodelf friend is like 'thats ok hun i still love
u'

and im like 'i know'

so the bell rings later and im walking slowly up to her desk and j-
mo's like 'good luck man' and im like 'ya thanks'

and i get the the desk and shes like 'that was quite a speech you
made'

and im like 'ya sorry i wont do it again'

and she laughed and said 'oh no your not in trouble. it just
sounds like you play Everquest'

and i light up and im like 'omg u play eq??!!?'

and shes like 'no, but my husband does'

and im like 'ohh ur married'

and shes like 'ya'

and im like 'k, that sucks'

and shes like 'aww im sure youll make some girl very happy someday'

and shes like 'hey maybe you can meet him in game sometime he
plays a lvl 60 necro'

and im liek 'OMG can he pl me'

and she laughs again and im like /drool and shes like 'youll have
to talk to him about that'

and im like 'omg mrs klien your are the rulest!'

and shes like 'careful skater, your starting to become a teachers
pet'

and im like 'woof woof!'

and shes like 'run along now or you'll be late to class'

so i run out and im thinking 'omg its true. guys who play eq
always get the hottest women. lucky lucky me'

ha anybody remember this guy?

[Asmodean]

skater gnome was the best.

[Yellow]

lol good read :]

[Rogean]

haha thats great

[Pyrocat]

oh man skater gnome, dude where did you find that?

[Xumosa]

Lmao thats priceless

[Aarone]

Skater Gnome!!! :D :D :D

[Asmodean]

http://wiki.dreamers-nightmares.com/index.php/Skater_Gnome

[LordKainzo]

ok im on mithranieil mar and i was in commons west side and I was lost and running around and asking for help. and this wizard says 'i can help you' and i say 'dude thanks cause im lost'
and he says 'click follow'
and i say 'i AM following u just start runnin'
and he says 'have it your way'
and we start running and we load a zone and then im in common east side and im like 'thx dude'
and then im like 'can you give me exp'
and he says 'im 59'
and i say 'kool tihs should be easy!!!!!'
but then he casts a spell and i start floating and sudden i have a SKULL on my screen!!
so I shout dude y r u trying to kil me???!!!!??!?!
and i start running to guards but he can run faster than me and i say 'WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT WHAT ARE YOU DOIN>>>??
and hes laughing at me and says 'i just amazed cause i didnt think you really exsisted anymore'
and i say 'WHAT??!!'
and he says 'true newbies'
WTF??
and im like 'dude im a monk'
and then like 4 other ppl show up all in the same clan as him and are looking at me
and their jus stadin there lookin and i say 'are u guyz gonna kill me'
and the other guys start casting spells and try to root me and i start running and a see a boot on my screen under the skull but somehow it didn't root me, and i was getting away to the tunnel
and i shout 'please stop killing me!!!!!'
but they are chasing me and i have to stop cause the ruins are between me and the tunnel
and they catch up and wizard says 'see, i told you'
and his friend say 'amazing'
and i say 'KANT YOU PLZ KILL SOMEONE ELSE???!!!'
and they are laughing and ROLF whatever the hell that means
and so the girl in the group sits down and stands up and starts doing a speel
and i think im not dying without a fight so i try to hit her and i cant but shes casting all this yellow stuff on me and its not hurting me!!! so im feeling pretty tough and she gives up and i have ALL this spells on me and im still not dead!!
i rule
anyway i say 'haha you cant kill me'
and she says' tell ya what, lets call it a draw'
and i say what?
and she says 'a tie lets call it a tie'
and i say ok
and the wizard says 'safe travels to you, skaterr'
and im like 'whatever dude your just sayin that cause you cant kill me'
and they are all laughing at him cause he cant kill me and they wavee to me and leave
i logged real quick incase they try to come back again
so are all high levels punks like that who will try to kill me or did i meat the bad aapples??
all in all i reelized that commons westside is way to dangerous for me

god these are great.

[guineapig]

I read both and can honestly say I didn't even so much as chuckle once...
It's just the ramblings of a 12 year old... I think.

/shrug

[Yellow]

no...
...sense ...
...of...
...humor...

[guineapig]

no...
...sense ...
...of...
...humor...

Not true at all.

I find the Fansy the Bard stuff for example to be much more well thought out and hilarious. This stuff is just sort of base level humor.

[Yellow]

Prove it

[guineapig]

I'll post screenshots when I get home. Promise!

[FatMagic]

SkateGnome & Fansy - two best EQ stories & adventures ever :)

FANSY!
http://www.notaddicted.com/fansythefamous.php (this REALLY happened, wasn't made up like Skater Gnome)

[hyzon]

Haha, my first exposure to Fansy. What a badass.

[Abraham1]

Hahaha, this shit was so funny on castersrealm back in the day

[Taslion]

oh my god I remember this and I almost can't believe myself for knowing it

[Xumosa]

I'll post screenshots when I get home. Promise!

I think you've been home by now! :O

[girth]

I read both and can honestly say I didn't even so much as chuckle once...
It's just the ramblings of a 12 year old... I think.

/shrug

so then i hear her say 'ok class who can tell me about fractions?'

and im thinking 'omg i know all about this'

so im like 'me me me'

and shes liek 'ok' and smiles at me

so i stand up and clear my throut and im liek 'factions are very
important. if you have good faction with certain people you can
talk to them and buy stuff from them and they wont try to kill you
but if they do you can just feign death sometimes and you can live
but some places are hard to get good faction with. infact i was
wondering how i can improve my math teacher faction?'

How is that not funny?

[ShadowWulf]

[Wed Jul 04 21:33:20 2001] You say out of character, 'look out a train of monsters! AAAH'
[Wed Jul 04 21:33:27 2001] You say out of character, 'like a normal train but with monsters!'
[Wed Jul 04 21:33:34 2001] You say out of character, 'instead of engines, cars, cabooses, etc.'

This is so going rto be my new train to zone macro :cool: