SexyGameDame [Archive] - Project 1999

deathgirl

03-01-2012, 04:17 AM

Heeeeeeeeeeey Guise!

I just made my first ever game review! I'm hoping to get subscribers so that I can afford a better quality camera, so please help a fellow p99'r out!

http://youtu.be/uQ3IRbgmon4

and while you're at it, please upvote me on reddit!! obs~

http://www.reddit.com/user/sexygamedame/

Thx so much xoxoxoxoxo

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-tmWsqEwa4nE/T08wWzTZeNI/AAAAAAAAAAk/5nAvgb_dpa4/s240/Snapshot_20120227_7.jpg

Diggles

03-01-2012, 04:18 AM

LMFAO

deathgirl

03-01-2012, 04:27 AM

LMFAO

ohai digls glad u leik :)

FoxxHound

03-01-2012, 04:27 AM

Those knockers... I kind of want to motorboat.

FoxxHound

03-01-2012, 04:29 AM

So... You wanna go do something sometime?

Csihar

03-01-2012, 08:37 AM

Wear decent clothes, you have a nice body but that's not what you should want to be getting you views. You should really be recording only whats on your computer screen (using frapps would be effective) so that we don't have poor quality video such as this. You should also pick up a decent microphone as the one you're using sound like your talking to people throw a wall of 1/4 in plywood. Be more modest is what I want to convey here. Good to see you at least enjoy games though.

holiday2010 5 hours ago

Wise man this one.

FoxxHound

03-01-2012, 09:11 AM

I wasn't sure if that person was serious or not...

Goraxx

03-01-2012, 09:40 AM

Added video to "Fap" favorites.

Knuckle

03-01-2012, 10:46 AM

fischsemmel

03-01-2012, 11:15 AM

thong"slip" at 1:01-1:02.

like

xshayla701

03-01-2012, 11:40 AM

nice dumb american girl accent! 8/10 keep em cummin gurlfran

xshayla701

03-01-2012, 11:42 AM

but wait how many wonderbras??? =3

FoxxHound

03-01-2012, 11:56 AM

but wait how many wonderbras??? =3

I must know...
If I can turn craters into massive jugs. I'll be in business!

Droxx

03-01-2012, 02:08 PM

inb4feachierage

Danyelle

03-01-2012, 02:13 PM

>Typical Hurr Durr Gurl Gamur!
>Reddit

Please, please, PLEASE tell me this is a troll.

FoxxHound

03-01-2012, 02:31 PM

inb4feachierage

I thought Feachie died or was Visage?

>Typical Hurr Durr Gurl Gamur!
>Reddit

Please, please, PLEASE tell me this is a troll.

Not sure...

George Harrison

03-01-2012, 03:16 PM

the best part about FPS is you can play it on ur computer

FoxxHound

03-01-2012, 03:27 PM

the best part about FPS is you can play it on ur computer

Yes~

Raavak

03-01-2012, 03:31 PM

I really like it.

I'll take one, with sausage and mushroom. Wait, what is it again?

Grozmok

03-01-2012, 03:44 PM

Where the leg humpers at?

OngorDrakan

03-01-2012, 04:00 PM

Where the leg humpers at?

*hump hump hump* on your leg Grozmok.

:eek:

Truth

03-01-2012, 05:13 PM

idk didnt listen to wut u said in vid but p good i mean from game review standpoint was awful to be brutal honest but i voted up anyway for what should be obvious reasons

i seen some other youtube channel where the gimmick was hot chick reviewing games but it was professional production not 2fps webcam and $5 mr. microphone

17 likes, 111 dislikes who knew 90% of gaymers\

Susvain

03-01-2012, 05:31 PM

You have nice tits but your face is meh and your voice is unbearable.

Truth

03-01-2012, 06:01 PM

You have nice tits but your face is meh and your voice is unbearable.

you too bro

http://vibrantlivingmagazine.com/Vibrant-Living-Magazine-May-June-2011/4113FFA3F2CF8D535341B7C8224172DF/html/butthurt-basement-dweller-i9.jpg

Susvain

03-01-2012, 06:03 PM

That might be funny if that were a picture of me dipshit.

Diggles

03-01-2012, 06:12 PM

doesn't get joke

Cars

03-01-2012, 06:38 PM

I went away for a year, I come back and DG is selling herself online, IB is gone and VD still can't kill mobs...WTF!

Grozmok

03-01-2012, 06:41 PM

^

Life is good.

Knuckle

03-01-2012, 10:14 PM

you too bro

http://vibrantlivingmagazine.com/Vibrant-Living-Magazine-May-June-2011/4113FFA3F2CF8D535341B7C8224172DF/html/butthurt-basement-dweller-i9.jpg

lul

Rachner

03-01-2012, 10:43 PM

Too many people missed the fact that the video is a satire.

Susvain

03-02-2012, 12:15 AM

Satire or not, it takes a special kind of attention craving hussy to post the link on a forum for a game they don't even play.

teekanc

03-02-2012, 12:29 AM

Look great, pretty dumb.

RevengeofGio

03-02-2012, 12:49 AM

God I hope it's satire. Stewie would have a field day with her.

nalkin

03-02-2012, 12:53 AM

You get feachie in a movie with ya and ill buy you the danged camera

George Harrison

03-02-2012, 01:13 AM

Too many people missed the fact that the video is a satire.

problem is it isn't funny

which means the tits really are the only reason to view the video

which means she is exactly what she means to mock

teekanc

03-02-2012, 01:31 AM

problem is it isn't funny

which means the tits really are the only reason to view the video

which means she is exactly what she means to mock

Ty, sir.

deathgirl

03-02-2012, 03:29 AM

which means the tits really are the only reason to view the video

which was precisely my point, most males are shallow idiots :cool:

SearyxTZ

03-02-2012, 03:39 AM

I'm cul w/ u doing ironic boobstands all day long, but all I really get from this is that your boyfriend's attention isn't enough for big deathgirl.

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee485/sofirezende/GIFS/callme.gif

SearyxTZ

03-02-2012, 03:45 AM

Also already said but you COULD make money (AND get attention!) if you actually worked on this. Would go viral at some point.

Look at the views Hannah Minx gets.

Male Nerd Hobby (japanese/anime crap) + Hot Girl Cockteasing = $$$$$$$$$$$

George Harrison

03-02-2012, 04:01 AM

which was precisely my point, most males are shallow idiots :cool:

it's your video and this post that are shallow. sry pal you really have nothing going on upstairs. Nice body though.

Srs Not Ames

03-02-2012, 04:11 AM

my wiener got hard at 3:58

SearyxTZ

03-02-2012, 04:14 AM

I really really hate your sig

Danyelle

03-02-2012, 04:18 AM

I really really hate your sig

typicaltwilightfan.gif

SearyxTZ

03-02-2012, 04:23 AM

http://videogum.com/img/thumbnails/photos/tom_cruise.gif

Diggles

03-02-2012, 04:37 AM

SUSUGAM

03-02-2012, 05:18 AM

typicaltwilightfan.gif

nice avatar

Danyelle

03-02-2012, 05:38 AM

Thanks! I try to go out of my way to use images that innately piss people off.

deathgirl

03-02-2012, 05:52 AM

>Typical Hurr Durr Gurl Gamur!
>Reddit

Please, please, PLEASE tell me this is a troll.

as I expected to be, I'm nevertheless still thoroughly bewildered at the sheer amount of people who couldn't tell if it was real or not. especially when it was rift playing in the background all along. the world is dunguses.

Nedala

03-02-2012, 06:13 AM

You get feachie in a movie with ya and ill buy you the danged camera

deathgirl

03-02-2012, 07:07 AM

You get feachie in a movie with ya and ill buy you the danged camera

you realize she's nearly 40 now right? you'd be better off watching her in 10p

Susvain

03-02-2012, 11:04 AM

Aww that's cute.

Even Deathgirl knows Feachie is better looking.

FoxxHound

03-02-2012, 11:25 AM

I think they should both just double team me.
Tie me up and junk~
http://cdn.pimpmyspace.org/media/pms/c/wp/px/x4/dohyeahman.gif

Truth

03-02-2012, 11:32 AM

which was precisely my point, most males are shallow idiots :cool:

Deathgirl if you decide to send a pic in PM please don't send me a picture of your private parts. I don't find that too attractive and I will not reply.

Raavak

03-02-2012, 11:52 AM

Who is this Feachie?

deathgirl

03-02-2012, 08:21 PM

Who is this Feachie?

a bunch of pics harrison found on a tumblr blog, oft accompanied with doses of his signature rage

Kimm Barely

03-03-2012, 01:41 PM

I down voted your internet begging article.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lusmq9rxSo1qkinujo1_r1_250.gif

You mad, grrll?

Truth

03-03-2012, 01:47 PM

ladies ladies theres no need to fight plenty of willing nerds here to go around

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/287125_main.jpg

FoxxHound

03-03-2012, 01:49 PM

ladies ladies theres no need to fight plenty of willing nerds here to go around

http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/287125_main.jpg

I'm ALL the nerd they need~

deathgirl

03-03-2012, 10:57 PM

Problem is that there's already hundreds of chicks making terrible fucking videos with no substance on Youtube relying on cleavage to get views. The world really doesn't need any more of that shit.

apparently it can never get enough

Messianic

03-04-2012, 12:24 AM

apparently it can never get enough

There's a certain minimum threshold of attention you'll receive - not so much because men can never get enough useless youtube videos, but because men are wired to have certain insatiable desires.

And it's no so much that most men are shallow - it's that people in general actively look for simple ways to receive pleasure. And who's more shallow - the person who just wants a simple pleasure, or the person who plays to that simple pleasure to get a higher view count for a youtube video? Can't be too much of a difference between the two.

And it's ironic that you'd call them shallow while playing attention whore to their shallowness. It's like you tried to out-shallow them and succeeded, then laughed at them for how shallow they are. But i'm honestly not criticizing that - I don't really care either way and didn't watch the video.

And you probably got some simple pleasure making it and laughing at the reactions to it - so either way, everyone receives something they desired, however shallow.

Within99

03-04-2012, 01:12 AM

Troll

FoxxHound

03-04-2012, 10:54 AM

xshayla701

03-04-2012, 02:02 PM

blerb

keepin it real as usual

dg u should have used a southern accent since ur in texas now

deathgirl

03-04-2012, 10:37 PM

keepin it real as usual

dg u should have used a southern accent since ur in texas now

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CJRrMV4L89

DID I DO IT? stuck my fingers up my nose and errthang

Harrison Ford

03-04-2012, 11:09 PM

you sound like australian with fingers in nose

FoxxHound

03-04-2012, 11:37 PM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CJRrMV4L89

DID I DO IT? stuck my fingers up my nose and errthang

lolwuty?

Vostok

03-05-2012, 12:48 AM

bitches n hoes

xshayla701

03-05-2012, 01:45 AM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CJRrMV4L89

DID I DO IT? stuck my fingers up my nose and errthang

omg i can't even understand what you're saying ahhaha

edit:
ohhhhhh "anybody know where i can find some ice tea," yeah bbygurl i got some in the fridge right now!

Csihar

03-05-2012, 08:48 AM

Lipton Ice Tea Zero Sugar is the best Ice Tea around. You can find it at your local supermaket.

FoxxHound

03-05-2012, 11:18 AM

Lipton Ice Tea Zero Sugar is the best Ice Tea around. You can find it at your local supermaket.

is it? Is it really?

Csihar

03-05-2012, 02:42 PM

is it? Is it really?

It is. It has to be consumed cold but not directly-out-the-fridge cold. Leave it out for 5 minutes or so. DO IT

FoxxHound

03-05-2012, 03:12 PM

Shweet

SearyxTZ

03-05-2012, 03:39 PM

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CJRrMV4L89

DID I DO IT? stuck my fingers up my nose and errthang

Not there yet. You need that southern twang (watch King of the Hill).

What do you think of Houston btw?

Gwence

03-06-2012, 06:03 PM

Apparently P99 is infested with supermodels

Free BCG or CoF for nudes Kimm Barely

Gwence

03-06-2012, 06:08 PM

same offer for OP!

FoxxHound

03-07-2012, 02:32 AM

Apparently P99 is infested with supermodels

Free BCG or CoF for nudes Kimm Barely

So when you get them. You are going to share them right?

deathgirl

03-08-2012, 03:58 AM

Not there yet. You need that southern twang (watch King of the Hill).

What do you think of Houston btw?

so I was like hanging out in a /v/ thread and my video was mentioned and then some cool guy links to a tallon zek guild thread where you had linked my vid followed by SOME PRETTY HARSH THINGS SAID BOUT MY BF ACCOMPANYING MY REAL LIFE PICS but mostly I am perplexed by the existence of threads full of boys talking about other people's gfs :confused::confused::confused:

Danyelle

03-08-2012, 04:07 AM

so I was like hanging out in a /v/ thread and my video was mentioned and then some cool guy links to a tallon zek guild thread where you had linked my vid followed by SOME PRETTY HARSH THINGS SAID BOUT MY BF ACCOMPANYING MY REAL LIFE PICS but mostly I am perplexed by the existence of threads full of boys talking about other people's gfs :confused::confused::confused:

Troll or not, if a video involving Redditing GAMUR GURLS lands on /v/ analrupturing will commence.

To be fair though i'm surprised they actually talked about something semi-vidya related

FoxxHound

03-08-2012, 04:16 AM

What's a /v/ ?

Danyelle

03-08-2012, 04:33 AM

It's definitely not a place that discusses video games. Ever.

FoxxHound

03-08-2012, 04:38 AM

It's definitely not a place that discusses video games. Ever.

So... You should come hang out in Mumble or IRC.

;)

Danyelle

03-08-2012, 04:53 AM

Oh? Why's that? lol

FoxxHound

03-08-2012, 05:28 AM

Oh? Why's that? lol

Well I was going to say. To hang out, and have a good time.

However I'll be blunt, and honest. It's so that I can be a creeper, and hit on/flirt with you~

deathgirl

03-08-2012, 06:29 AM

It's definitely not a place that discusses video games. Ever.

u realize that's just a meme and that they actually do discuss games right?

Bioware

03-08-2012, 06:59 AM

u realize that's just a meme and that they actually do discuss games right?

>/v/
>actually discuss games

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/PostWhores/1327354260633-1.jpg

Danyelle

03-08-2012, 06:59 AM

Well I was going to say. To hang out, and have a good time.

However I'll be blunt, and honest. It's so that I can be a creeper, and hit on/flirt with you~

lol fair enough :P

And @ Deathgirl.

You're talking to someone who, while not necessarily proud to admit it, browses /v/ on a daily basis. In fact the guild I run here was formed initially by people from /v/, though it is less so now with the exception of a few people including the officer staff (of which the above poster is one) because the general userbase of /v/ has the attention span of a rodent in a maze filled with different flavors of cheese in regards to anything that isn't shazbots or Katawa Shoujo. That being said i'm fully aware of what they discuss and can furthermore state that while, yes, they do in fact discuss video games it is not uncommon to see half the front page cluttered with non-vidya discussion. Pic related

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/bobmcbean/1327099927924.gif

FoxxHound

03-08-2012, 07:12 AM

So hi there...

Smyd

03-08-2012, 09:22 AM

Foxxhound, I have seen you hit on countless members of the p99 community, but you are yet to ask me. Do I repulse you?

I'm kinda feeling left out.

deathgirl

03-08-2012, 09:46 AM

lol fair enough :P

And @ Deathgirl.

You're talking to someone who, while not necessarily proud to admit it, browses /v/ on a daily basis. In fact the guild I run here was formed initially by people from /v/, though it is less so now with the exception of a few people including the officer staff (of which the above poster is one) because the general userbase of /v/ has the attention span of a rodent in a maze filled with different flavors of cheese in regards to anything that isn't shazbots or Katawa Shoujo. That being said i'm fully aware of what they discuss and can furthermore state that while, yes, they do in fact discuss video games it is not uncommon to see half the front page cluttered with non-vidya discussion. Pic related

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/bobmcbean/1327099927924.gif

>browses /v/ on a daily basis
lol scrub

Smyd

03-08-2012, 09:56 AM

I browse over 641 forums per day.

Come at me.

FoxxHound

03-08-2012, 10:05 AM

Foxxhound, I have seen you hit on countless members of the p99 community, but you are yet to ask me. Do I repulse you?

I'm kinda feeling left out.

You're a guy right?

Smyd

03-08-2012, 10:08 AM

Sure am! Wanna hang out?

FoxxHound

03-08-2012, 10:12 AM

Sure am! Wanna hang out?

Not sure... Never talked to you.
You might soak your pillow in chloroform; trick me into pillow fighting, and then proceed to hit me in the face with it or smother me with it~

George Harrison

03-08-2012, 03:12 PM

/v/

vidya

It's definitely not a place that discusses video games. Ever.

u realize that's just a meme and that they actually do discuss games right?

>/v/
>actually discuss games

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y177/PostWhores/1327354260633-1.jpg

browses /v/ on a daily basis
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a264/bobmcbean/1327099927924.gif

i gotta admit i'm a lil mad

Within99

03-08-2012, 04:18 PM

Sure am! Wanna hang out?

I lol'd

Within99

03-08-2012, 04:22 PM

Rainbowdash, I got a new nickname for you, hope is no offense.

>Rainbowdashian<

Gz on turtyfivv

Danyelle

03-08-2012, 05:05 PM

>browses /v/ on a daily basis
lol scrub

I know...

That feel when I have nothing better to do every night ;_;

deathgirl

03-08-2012, 05:10 PM

i gotta admit i'm a lil mad

not even my bf could tell I was being sarcastic in my meme post :( I am truly alone

Knuckle

03-08-2012, 05:55 PM

I'm getting mad

Bioware

03-08-2012, 06:22 PM

Everyone is getting mad

Diggles

03-08-2012, 06:25 PM

VGS

Srs Not Ames

03-08-2012, 06:30 PM

Can u make a video of your sexy soles plz. I bet they are creamy and smell of lavender.

Lovely Icecomet

03-08-2012, 09:02 PM

https://forums.playfire.com/_proxy/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi628.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2F uu2%2FFenrirMX%2FU%2520Mad%2FYes-I-MAD.jpg&hmac=cad54f1167f089989ca6a41f8e46b585

Bioware

03-08-2012, 09:06 PM

https://forums.playfire.com/_proxy/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi628.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2F uu2%2FFenrirMX%2FU%2520Mad%2FYes-I-MAD.jpg&hmac=cad54f1167f089989ca6a41f8e46b585

Fail post

Wanna cyber?

Lovely Icecomet

03-08-2012, 10:17 PM

no homo bro

Within99

03-08-2012, 10:38 PM

Now I'm mad.

Bioware

03-08-2012, 10:41 PM

no homo bro

No homo, bro

Danyelle

03-08-2012, 10:44 PM

Now I'm mad.

I'll cheer you up

Within99

03-08-2012, 10:50 PM

I'll cheer you up

I lol'd

:>

Lovely Icecomet

03-08-2012, 11:58 PM

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/034/0/0/no_bromo_by_potatocrisp-d4oe235.png

KB_Trader

03-12-2012, 10:07 AM

This thread stinks of desperation. DG wanting people to look at her because she's an attention starved idiot and people trying to flirt with girls over the internet. Jesus christ ya'll - leave your fucking house once in awhile.

KB_Trader

03-12-2012, 10:11 AM

Also lol @ dg's boyfriend's disgusting, dirty neckbeard.

Lulz Sect

03-12-2012, 12:05 PM

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/2-out-of-10-would-not-bang.jpg

Messianic

03-13-2012, 10:06 AM

keepin it real as usual

It's what I do

SUSUGAM

03-15-2012, 08:57 PM

Also lol @ dg's boyfriend's disgusting, dirty neckbeard.

:cool:A CHIN STRAP:cool:
:cool:FOR THIS THIN CHAP:cool:
:cool:MAKE THE FAT BOOTY GO CLAP:cool:

Harrison

03-15-2012, 11:20 PM

Anyone know where I can find a pizza preferably delivered right to me by someone who has made some severely terrible choices in life and whose sole purpose in their job is to drive back and forth, picking things up and putting them down?

http://randomnessfromthefog.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/planet-fitness-guy.jpg

Within99

03-15-2012, 11:26 PM

I lift stuff.

FoxxHound

03-16-2012, 09:47 PM

I lift stuff too.

Within99

03-17-2012, 01:52 AM

I like the downhill spiral this thread has gone.

deathgirl

03-17-2012, 06:55 PM

purest

03-17-2012, 07:03 PM

harrison mad/jealous that his girlfriend is obese and ugly

SUSUGAM

03-17-2012, 10:47 PM

harrison mad/jealous that his girlfriend is obese and ugly

qft

Lulz Sect

03-18-2012, 01:09 AM

so who is the side piece in this FAILationship?

Diggles

03-18-2012, 03:49 AM

considering deathgirl's IP is from houston, texas, when she's supposedly from australia, and susugam last i heard lived in Cali.... it's all a sham.

SUSUGAM

03-18-2012, 05:11 AM

considering deathgirl's IP is from houston, texas, when she's supposedly from australia, and susugam last i heard lived in Cali.... it's all a sham.

I've always been from Texas, and she just moved here permanently.

Kudos, young detective.

Ssleeve

03-18-2012, 06:28 AM

Ugh Texas.... America's asshole. Move to the East coast.

xshayla701

03-18-2012, 02:05 PM

Ugh Texas.... America's asshole. Move to the East coast.

specifically georgia best state in the country anyone who disagrees is dumb

FoxxHound

03-18-2012, 03:13 PM

specifically georgia best state in the country anyone who disagrees is dumb

:(

Within99

03-18-2012, 07:17 PM

Rep yo hood!!

Yea, Rep dat shit dawg.

Imma G! East Coast what, what! West coast what, what! Dirty Souf what what!

Srs Not Ames

03-18-2012, 10:01 PM

Texas is pretty cool. When you get to CA is when you have your sexuality issues.

Cujoy

03-19-2012, 06:48 PM

specifically georgia best state in the country anyone who disagrees is dumb

I believe this was said with heavy sarcasm. Every American knows we only keep Georgia in the Union so Arkansas has someone to make fun of.

xshayla701

03-20-2012, 11:35 PM

I believe this was said with heavy sarcasm. Every American knows we only keep Georgia in the Union so Arkansas has someone to make fun of.

literally least sarcastic statement ever made

georgia has the best of everything except not enough liberals but hey who needs liberals when you have everything else.

Aint nothin on my mind but Georgia (http://youtu.be/_kH_EZF0XqM)