apology to random bard

[SamwiseRed]

I apologize for my actions which lead to your untimely death in Oasis. It was NOT MY FAULT. lemme explain.

I Samwise, a druid of noble and honest foot, decided it was time to go back to the shire and help my fellow hobbits.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/bard%20die/EQ000041.jpg

Upon returning, this is what I was welcomed too....

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/bard%20die/EQ000044.jpg

Uncontrollable rage filled my blood as it boiled, after shouting I would make the hobit slayers pay, I catch a dark elf gating. With no direction to focus my rage, I did what any other vengeful hobbit would do and headed to the Oasis of Marr. If I couldnt exact revenge on the hobbit slayer then I shall kill someone doing something I didnt like.

I zone in to find myself in front of this bard. Kiting around mobs with his chin held high. Tooting his flute or horn or w/e the hell it was all high and mighty. He didnt even hail me. No self respecting halfling would take this kind of treatment so pvp happened.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/bard%20die/EQ000046.jpg

Once the blood-lust subsided, I felt bad so I sowed and cammoed a trolly.

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b174/kormer/bard%20die/EQ000047.jpg

So you see, I was having a bad day. I am sorry.

tl;dr Hobbits murdered, aimless revenge sought, im sorry.

[Cast]

He didn't even hail me
He didn't even hail me
He didn't even hail me

[Tombom]

When a traveler dose not hail me,

i ALWAYS suspect that it is an evil holocaust spy out to take my well earned loots and levels, THEY ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!

ps this is literally what nihilum/uprising believes lolol

[SamwiseRed]

From now on, lack of Hail will immediately be followed by intense pvp. By intense pvp I mean spam my nuke while I drink a monster.

[ScaryCharlie]

Lol nice story. I know that we Bards are a friendless lot. Apology accepted and again classic explanation. I will sing of this day with chin held high...

[Tombom]

please charlie... remember to hail

[Cast]

Lol nice story. I know that we Bards are a friendless lot. Apology accepted and again classic explanation. I will sing of this day with chin held high...

keep that chin high fellow bard, u play that lute like no other bard has played it before

[Filthed]

7/10

[ZEROSUM]

i always spam hail as im getting pk'd

[Tombom]

i always spam hail as im getting pk'd

thats funny, cause i always spam hail as i pk

[ZEROSUM]

you are the win to my wang

[Tombom]

homo stuff

[Cast]

bromo stuff

[Awwalike]

kill kill kill murder murder murder

[Tombom]

kill kill kill murder murder murder

pass that shit to the nigguh on the left.


you typical forum dwelling token pot enthusiest, in 6th grade it would have made you hella edgy. enless you are a legit hippy please just enjoy it in silence

[Sextar]

o man im so hi

tombom p tite

[Tombom]

afk 5 gonna go smoke a bowl bro,


hahaha back now man im super high and shit but don't worry it dont affect my play

(jk i was up making my 6th hotpocket poptart sammich and don't want to sound super fat)

SLAVE TO A PLANT

[Cast]

(jk i was up making my 6th hotpocket poptart sammich and don't want to sound super fat)

not fat

(in my mind, my darling TB)

[Tombom]

dont worry coach i was just playing a character

i stay fit for u bb

[ZEROSUM]

youse a poptart homie youse sweet in the middle you soft


I eat a hotpocket with every meal

[Srs Not Ames]

nice

[SamwiseBanned]

sorry again thom

[EQtrader]

this thread sucks.. what kills me is how samwise think people care about his retarded game hopping experince

[SamwiseRed]

http://hem.bredband.net/b215244/smedy_dunkin.gif

[jeffd]

bigfatguy largerbytheday def top10 names i've seen in an mmo

[runlvlzero]

He didn't even hail me
He didn't even hail me
He didn't even hail me