silly story from Sol A

[zahlia]

Reporting live from Solusek's Eye, where the following conversation just took place:

LittleIksarMonk tells you, "would you happen to be a cleric?"
You tell L.I.M. "yepyep!"
LIM tells you, "omg, could you rez me, i just died in there b/c i had shammy buffs and i bit off more than i could chew :*("
You tell LIM, "you has soso good luck! onliest folks inna whole zone is two 60 clerics, jus' sittin' here waitin' fer mob fer epic! i can rezrez! where you squishded?"
LIM tells you, "in the gnome area where EXG spawns, number 9 on eqatlas"
You tell LIM, "YOU WUZ HUNTIN' GNOMES??????????"
LIM tells you, "yessssss im an iksar. it's the best exp for me right now lol"
You tell LIM, "you mebbe not as lucky as i thinked. both clerics inna zone is gnomes"


Luckily, the tale has a happy ending, as the Iksar came to his senses, promised to leave the gnomes alone, accepted a rez and buffs, and started the important work of cleansing Sol A of evil goblins.

Just remember, DUN SQUISH GNOMES! GNOMES IS FRIENS, NOT FOOD! Gnomes will know iffin you is harm one of us. We is crafty...

[Szeth]

Came to this thread thinking Motec was owning you at epic camp. Left disappointed.

[Uthgaard]

lol

[Fazlazen]

NiNiK

[DoucLangur]

+1 for roleplay :)

[nalkin]

As a fellow gnome and arguably the best dressed gnome on the server, believe you me when I say gnomes rock.

DUN SQUISH GNOMES! GNOMES IS FRIENS, NOT FOOD!

[Nedala]

Hey NiniK <3

[Extunarian]

If they don't want to get squished they should be more generous with those charred guardian shields, molten cloaks and environment suits.

Just think of the time and money they could save not having to rebuild all those clockworks.

[Phallax]

Ninik is the best!

But them gnomes sure are good eatin'

[Lanuven]

Ninik, I saw him killing more innocent gnomes today !

[Xyruvial]

Those gnomes were calling me names though! Just 2 meanies, then I left the others alone!

[ElanoraBryght]

Missed you much Ninik!

[Uthgaard]

I never really understood what all the fuss was about, but after attempting to perfect the neglected Ak'Anon, I have to say that it's the most impressed that I've been with the depth of content in a city zone since Cabilis.

Personally, I never liked Ak'Anon, even when I played a gnome. It was too easy to get turned around, the color scheme was atrocious, and if your sow ran out it sucked because you couldn't refresh it. But despite all that there's a shitload of really cool stories and detail and that most people have probably never experienced.

I think Ninik should throw a party in Ak'Anon to rekindle gnome love and show everyone all of the cool stuff going on in the city, when it's working after the next patch ofc.

[Tealia]

gnomes!!!!