WTF just happened. Mk2

[Reikerx]

Getting buttfucked? Train the opposition! Or... yourselves? Whatevs.

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[fiegi]

Did anyone even die pvp in that fight??

[Cast]

trains, trains, and automotibles. good ss?

[Tumdumm]

damn i got trolled into reading that whole convo for like no damn point

[Reikerx]

Trying to get good conversation from Holocaust is like trying to get good sex tips from the pope. Sorry bout that.

[Cast]

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yawn action shots > random ss of your trains

[Jon Lemon]

looks like that ***** reika done won

[Torven]

This thread is hilarious after Nizzarr intentionally trained bugs on us while we fought the king and priest instead of manning up and fighting us legit even when you had similar numbers in the area and the would-be advantage of fighting us while we were engaged with 5 mobs.

I guess training mobs on people is Nizzarr's idea of pvp. That and making his entire guild, including people in oot, come to sol b to zerg the shit out of one group of Holo, then failing to kill any. I've never seen people who valued their time so little in my life.

I guess it should come to no surprise. After all, Nizzarr and Lovely were training the Lord and every mob in the way to the EE room in lguk, even when groups were in the tower, just so they could exploit the pathing in that room. Nizzarr is an excellent trainer.

[lethdar]

I dunno bros, while I understand the post's apparent goal of making people go "wtf" and "why did reiker just post a bunch of random screenshots and a convo where he admits to running from pvp," I still don't get why he made it.

[PhantomRogue]

I dunno bros, while I understand the post's apparent goal of making people go "wtf" and "why did reiker just post a bunch of random screenshots and a convo where he admits to running from pvp," I still don't get why he made it.

Because you fight douchebaggery with idiotic douchebaggery.

DUH.

[Mickets]

Thread started by Reika.

Thread contains nothing but screenshots of dead nihilum.

You can't explain that!!

[billyinorganic]

uhhh dead billy?

More like butt sex craving fiend looking for a holo gang bang

get your eyes checked mate.

[Nizzarr]

This thread is hilarious after Nizzarr intentionally trained bugs on us while we fought the king and priest instead of manning up and fighting us legit even when you had similar numbers in the area and the would-be advantage of fighting us while we were engaged with 5 mobs.

I guess training mobs on people is Nizzarr's idea of pvp. That and making his entire guild, including people in oot, come to sol b to zerg the shit out of one group of Holo, then failing to kill any. I've never seen people who valued their time so little in my life.

I guess it should come to no surprise. After all, Nizzarr and Lovely were training the Lord and every mob in the way to the EE room in lguk, even when groups were in the tower, just so they could exploit the pathing in that room. Nizzarr is an excellent trainer.


I train from the character select screen, im that fucking good.

[Uthgaard]

I've seen some good Nizzarr trains.

[Nirgon]

They zoned out from a train, take the screen shots boys and let's port out.

To the forums!

[Nizzarr]

more like "we lost the fight guys, lets train ourselves and zone out so we dont lose face on the forums".

am i right

[Nirgon]

This ***** is very high

[fiegi]

ya so we had lost the fight 7 seconds in, then coordinated someone run back to the LDC room agro it, then run all the way up thru the FG's then run back to the fight, then run to the zone

plausibility 0

[Supreme]

Wow i wonder what the forums will look like when there is REAL pvp going on.

[Gongshow]

Emperor Gongshow was not present. Let this abortion of a PVP skirmish and any related discussions be stricken from the record.

[Szeth]

Rogean would like to duel you for the Emperor title...

Good luck!

[Jadian]

Emperor Gongshow was not present. Let this abortion of a PVP skirmish and any related discussions be stricken from the record.


Good point. Whats a train without the head fucking conductor?

[Cast]

Good point. Whats a train without the head fucking conductor?

I like the effort but its wreaking of rage angst and jealousy

4/10

[solid]

the head fucking conductor

That was my nickname in college.

[solid]

B/c I fucked heads obv.

[Jadian]

I like the effort but its wreaking of rage angst and jealousy

4/10

You are clearly the only one who cares that much about this game. I don't even get those emotions in real life. I know this game literally encompasses all your social interactions and thus it's deeply emotionally rooted to you, but we don't care dude.

[Littlegyno 6.0]

You are clearly the only one who cares that much about this game. I don't even get those emotions in real life. I know this game literally encompasses all your social interactions and thus it's deeply emotionally rooted to you, but we don't care dude.

He mad.

[Amuk]

Think I was the only one who died in pvp to you guys, and that wasn't even during the fight. After the train hit, I saw most of you camped out and I went to scope it out - saw Emumu or w/e at 20% and the honey badger came out. I went after him got two backstabs off dropped him unconscious and he got a heal by Tror who logged in or w/e - then I got rooted 4 times out of 13 casts, 3 of which I pumiced with 100 mr.

I'm still testing out the resist system and I suppose doing anything solo is far too risky. I don't like that cc spells land as much as they do but in mass pvp it'll benefit everyone the same so w/e, but my death was given to you like Lesnar gave Mir his leg so don't be too proud bra.

The funniest part though, is that half your guys zoned to LS from the mob agro and were forced to gate since we controlled that zone line, and the other half were haggered and beat down like Emu in the throne room while Lethdar logged on and was ready to lead the guys back up to shit on you. Real big victory having shitty positioning 0 zone control and being forced to run wherever the hell you went, claim people had to go and log.

TLDR I know didn't proof read enjoy my thoughts.

[billyinorganic]

"Lethdar logged on and was ready to lead the guys back up to shit on you."

K

[Torven]

I train from the character select screen, im that fucking good.

Yeah, sure, character select.

[Thu Dec 29 20:12:00 2011] Emumu says out of character, 'ho ho ho'
[Thu Dec 29 20:12:02 2011] Players on EverQuest:
[Thu Dec 29 20:12:02 2011] ---------------------------
[Thu Dec 29 20:12:02 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Emumu <Nihilum>
[Thu Dec 29 20:12:02 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Kringe <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:12:02 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Vierge <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:12:02 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Keystone <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:12:02 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Tibberz <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:12:02 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Hobb <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:12:02 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Xate <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:12:02 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Biggie <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:12:02 2011] There are 8 players in Nagafen's Lair.


Kobolds arrive

[Thu Dec 29 20:13:33 2011] Xate writhes in the grip of agony.
[Thu Dec 29 20:13:33 2011] Solusek kobold king bashes Xate for 19 points of damage.

Bugs arrive long after

[Thu Dec 29 20:14:14 2011] Lava beetle bites YOU for 57 points of damage.
[Thu Dec 29 20:14:15 2011] Lava duct crawler tries to bite YOU, but misses!

[Thu Dec 29 20:14:19 2011] Troriste begins to cast a spell.

[Thu Dec 29 20:14:22 2011] Players on EverQuest:
[Thu Dec 29 20:14:22 2011] ---------------------------
[Thu Dec 29 20:14:22 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Troriste <Nihilum>
[Thu Dec 29 20:14:22 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Kringe <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:14:22 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Vierge <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:14:22 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Keystone <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:14:22 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Tibberz <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:14:22 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Hobb <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:14:22 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Xate <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:14:22 2011] [ANONYMOUS] Biggie <Holocaust>
[Thu Dec 29 20:14:22 2011] There are 8 players in Nagafen's Lair.


Either you or Moomoo did it. Bugs don't show up at the zone in for no reason.

Is this what you mean by 'out-pveing' us? Training us with mobs?

[Amuk]

keep in mind when reading these that Snare and Root durations are non-classic but enforced on the client (no 10 minute Ensnares or multi-minute Roots) and Root can be broken by melee here.


Root
Resist : Chance to Resist
25MR : 23%
50MR : 40%
75MR : 53%
100MR : 65%
125MR : 74%
150MR : 80%
175MR : 85%
200MR : 88%
250MR+ : 95%

Snare
Resist : Chance to Resist
25MR : 25%
50MR : 44%
75MR : 59%
100MR : 70%
125MR : 80%
150MR : 86%
175MR : 90%
200MR : 93%
215MR+ : 95%

Blind
Resist : Chance to Resist : Average Duration
25MR : 38% : 77%
50MR : 60% : 52%
75MR : 78% : 42%
100MR : 90% : 34%
125MR+ : 100% : N/A

Whirl
Resist : Chance to Resist
25MR : 38%
50MR : 60%
75MR : 78%
100MR : 90%
125MR+ : 100%

Stun (True Stun, not Mez)
Resist : Chance to Resist : Average Duration
25MR : 15% : 100%
50MR : 27% : 90%
75MR : 36% : 79%
100MR : 45% : 67%
125MR : 55% : 60%
150MR : 59% : 53%
175MR : 64% : 49%
200MR : 72% : 44%
250MR : 81% : 39%
300MR : 86% : 36%
350MR+ : 95% : 33%


Guess 4/13 was actually fairly good sitting at 100mr, I guess I just wasn't using my head and realising how far off from classic these resist tables are - at around kunark resist level it might be ok~

[Reikerx]

I don't know where you got that post from but it's not accurate at all atm.

[arbiz]

I'm not sure about root/snare but that seems accurate for Whirl. I just resisted 12 in a row at 101 MR.

[Reikerx]

Who the fuck is Torven, he's epicly retarded even for Holocaust status.

[Reikerx]

standards*. w/e

[Reikerx]

Is this what you mean by 'out-pveing' us? Training us with mobs?

Nah, we meant this

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[Cast]

Who the fuck is Torven, he's epicly retarded even for Holocaust status.

standards*. w/e

Nah, we meant this

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Someone is excited for his pve tonight!!

Ohhhh, i'm soooooo excited for you bro. That scim of mistwalker is going to like, make you guys, soooo much stronger because clearly a 1hp pet that can't be buffed and poofs after 1 round of attack is better than a charmed bat with thousands of hp + buffable.

And jeez, whose the lucky rogue that gets all that yummy yummy dex belt? i'm really scared now, who needs /stick when you have a white wolf hide belt!!

cloak, well that cloak is a fine cloak

regardless, we've been over this before reika, these items aren't going to make your guild any less of a pincushin bro. hughman can have 10 cloak of flames in every slot and he's still going to be bad slash mad hughman, troriste can dual wield flaming swords of the prophet blade, and he'll still spam starfire over dispels or healing his guildies

incredibly yawn, still at work poopsockin a model, so ima let you do your thing bro

[Bkab]

Stasis is totally immersed

[Jadian]

Someone is excited for his pve tonight!!

Ohhhh, i'm soooooo excited for you bro. That scim of mistwalker is going to like, make you guys, soooo much stronger because clearly a 1hp pet that can't be buffed and poofs after 1 round of attack is better than a charmed bat with thousands of hp + buffable.

And jeez, whose the lucky rogue that gets all that yummy yummy dex belt? i'm really scared now, who needs /stick when you have a white wolf hide belt!!

cloak, well that cloak is a fine cloak

regardless, we've been over this before reika, these items aren't going to make your guild any less of a pincushin bro. hughman can have 10 cloak of flames in every slot and he's still going to be bad slash mad hughman, troriste can dual wield flaming swords of the prophet blade, and he'll still spam starfire over dispels or healing his guildies

incredibly yawn, still at work poopsockin a model, so ima let you do your thing bro

So jealous.

[Lawler]

Someone is excited for his pve tonight!!

Ohhhh, i'm soooooo excited for you bro. That scim of mistwalker is going to like, make you guys, soooo much stronger because clearly a 1hp pet that can't be buffed and poofs after 1 round of attack is better than a charmed bat with thousands of hp + buffable.

And jeez, whose the lucky rogue that gets all that yummy yummy dex belt? i'm really scared now, who needs /stick when you have a white wolf hide belt!!

cloak, well that cloak is a fine cloak

regardless, we've been over this before reika, these items aren't going to make your guild any less of a pincushin bro. hughman can have 10 cloak of flames in every slot and he's still going to be bad slash mad hughman, troriste can dual wield flaming swords of the prophet blade, and he'll still spam starfire over dispels or healing his guildies

incredibly yawn, still at work poopsockin a model, so ima let you do your thing bro
Cast can troll all he wants, but hes still the dumb ass who got shit on and griefed off the server by lovely.

[billyinorganic]

100% confrimed fapping durring pulls at fear....

came pants, low climax, pull comes in... fuck it, let it dry!

got tired. Cant do fear..

boot this bitch..

[Cast]

billyyyyy

[Reikerx]

a 1hp pet that can't be buffed and poofs after 1 round of attack is better than a charmed bat with thousands of hp + buffable.

Holy fuck you're dumb when it comes to EQ.

Btw heard you guys just got destroyed again while I was asleep.

[Cast]

so you just slept for 4 hours and now are instantly going back on the box?

i dunno im still at the office putting in big boy hours, contracts need to be executed bro EOY, and forum trolling needs 2 occur

[Reikerx]

Woke up and couldn't get back to sleep & I gotta be up in 2 hours to make some new years cash :(.

[Lemons]

betta get on that corner bro, u know all the good paying johns come around earlyer.

[Bkab]

RARE SIGHTING: TRORISTE CASTING A HEAL INSTEAD OF STARFIRE

Just a tad bit late tho pal, at least you're learning tho. That schimitar also totally did big things last night, I don't think I saw that pos proc once.

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[Lemons]

bkab u just dont get it, he's better than you CAUSE he has the pixels, not what he does with them. GOD.

[Mickets]

Bkab with the most impressive server first SS I've seen on these forums YET.

Didn't realize he even'd had that shit memmed.

[Cast]

RARE SIGHTING: TRORISTE CASTING A HEAL INSTEAD OF STARFIRE

Just a tad bit late tho pal, at least you're learning tho. That schimitar also totally did big things last night, I don't think I saw that pos proc once.

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Good that's how the sword should be, it used to proc like 5 times every 3 hours back in the day on a ranger wielding

that was very generous of nizznub to give you 100platl ike that what a gentleman

[Envious]

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