Gay time stories with Sanarak

[Shaakglith12194]

So me and my friend were doing some fat exping out in the Karanas, when out of nowhere, Sanarak sends me a tell. Now he normally sends a tell to talk shit or whine about how killing him was so totally unfair, but since I'm such a popular guy, he tried to make an attempt at being cool with me so I would stop causing him exp loss (had bind camped him for a yellow of exp loss just two days prior). When that clearly wasn't working, he tried a new tactic.

http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa386/AHyde12194/Sanaraksproblems.jpg

I tried to capture as much of the conversation as I could, but with as much as I spam the "/" command, it's kind of hard to get it all into a handful of screens. The last comment about therapy and daddy's "bad touch" was an attempt at shutting him up. I must have hit the nail on the head, 'cuz it worked.

Now, I've seen some interesting tactics in my time, but some of these dudes on this server are really trying some, shall we say, new shit. Like Lonny, who decided that the best way for me and my buddy to leave EK was to drop so much cash we were forced to bank. But Sanarak...well, you can try to be as gay as you want, I will always enjoy killing you. I always suspected that FoH was a LGBT only guild. By the way, Sanarak is an officer of FoH.

[Miller]

pity reply, u mad

[Mouse]

Sanarak is about one of the coolest dudes on this server haha.

[Mabash]

Good read. Would read again.

When is the next chapter in this interracial romance opera being released? I MUST KNOW.

[ChubbyBubbles]

Dude Sanarak is just trying to give you his love, and you declined
Way to be rude fag.

http://gfx.glittergraphicsnow.com/albums/ll149/glittergn/tbl/tbl004.gif

[Lulz Sect]

http://i.imgur.com/kBEWG.png

[lululalana]

buttwhole****

[Tombom]

melee damage to our buttholes

[juicedsixfo]

Look how frightened Shaakglith12194 got when someone was trying to make an advance on him. It's probably the first time it's ever happened.

[engelbert]

spread that bhole, bro

[Snukie]

Spread the bhole and release the love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-LKa1Y9_ok

[Shaakglith12194]

Good read. Would read again.

When is the next chapter in this interracial romance opera being released? I MUST KNOW.

Hopefully never, lol. I must say that for the majority of the conversation I was so disturbed that it was a little difficult to think of anything to even reply with. Can honestly say that I've never before had a dude hit on me in a video game, especially one whom I've griefed so much. Wish I had been able to SS the whole conversation, because there were a couple amusing parts that I missed.

Spread the bhole and release the love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-LKa1Y9_ok

Dude, how did you find Sanarak's youtube channel? Never wondered what he looked like in RL before, but now I know whether or not I want to. Video was hilarious.

[Muaar]

I was so disturbed that it was a little difficult to think of anything to even reply with

[fodd]

the only thing I'm taking away from that screenshot is:

Sanarak = pretty funny, cool dude
You = griefer, homophobe, douche

good one, brah.

[Truth]

looks like Sanarak came out on top on this 1 bro

[Slave]

This is why girls don't like to play on this server. People like this.

And Shaakglith, we might be even more inclined toward your POV if you weren't so bigoted toward homosexuals... there is nothing wrong with men loving men, just expressing it in a stupidly trolling way in tells.

[Shaakglith12194]

This is why girls don't like to play on this server. People like this.

And Shaakglith, we might be even more inclined toward your POV if you weren't so bigoted toward homosexuals... there is nothing wrong with men loving men, just expressing it in a stupidly trolling way in tells.

Sounds like you're upset. Should I call the whaaambulance? XD

[Muaar]

This is why girls don't like to play on this server. People like this.

And Shaakglith, we might be even more inclined toward your POV if you weren't so bigoted toward homosexuals... there is nothing wrong with men loving men, just expressing it in a stupidly trolling way in tells.

actually im pretty sure they dont play on this server for the same reason they dont have 48 hour dnd sessions


also you playing eq to meet women lol

[Snukie]

Actually back in the days we had quite some couples straight and gay in our guild that met thru EQ...on one occasion the wedding was held in RL and in Game at the same time for us Euros to attend. I was the best man in game and when i gave the rings my RL counterpart would give the rings...thinking back now that was the nerdsish thing i have ever done.

[Snukie]

my new song while doing PvP
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2b1zv_village-people-macho-man-version-co_music

[omnigol]

This is why girls don't like to play on this server. People like this.
if only more guys here were more cool about talking about spreading their buttholes, then there would be hot chicks everywhere and everybody would be getting laid.

[Giopawa]

Bigdigger, we'll always have our special romance.
And the times we shared in the streets of Rivervale, dancing from tower to tower.
Oh how I thought the days would never end, the sun beating upon your Gnome chest, beads of sweat pouring from your oddly shaped Gnose. ( Commonly known as a nose to most races )
Yet here we sit, a heavy divorce, and heavier hearts.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d87/xxKyoudaibuNxx/TD1.jpg

[Muaar]

buttdigger's corpse

[Giopawa]

Look how frightened Shaakglith12194 got when someone was trying to make an advance on him. It's probably the first time it's ever happened.

I literally LOL'ed

[skorge]

lmao u shoulda played along with him d00d, then posted the ss's of that conversation...woulda been epic

[Dekai]

How can you get trolled so hard, respond to it in a serious and ridiculously homophobic manner, and then post the screenies thinking you would look like anything but a dipshit? Anyways I'm excited to read Thicket Defense!

[Shaakglith12194]

How can you get trolled so hard, respond to it in a serious and ridiculously homophobic manner, and then post the screenies thinking you would look like anything but a dipshit? Anyways I'm excited to read Thicket Defense!

Well, for the most part, I was hoping to get him to divulge his new bind point. If saying the gayest possible thing you can think of (will admit a couple of his tells were quite amusing) is now considered trolling, then I was trolled. Oh noes! A couple of the more recent Sanarak "Thicket Defenses", lol.

http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa386/AHyde12194/recentsanarakkills.jpg

[Tumdumm]

this thread is now for beta screenshots!!

Bonus points for boxing


lol remember that buggy dynamic system? shaak does:
https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-aThG4P0IJXk/TuxBfGck3GI/AAAAAAAAAOo/VgpAYBtymVc/s912/shark%2Blol.png

[Shaakglith12194]

Beta was good times. I REALLY sucked at playing a wiz. No doubt about that, sir!

[Jon Lemon]

OP confirmed deserves bind camp to lvl 4

[Giopawa]

Well, for the most part, I was hoping to get him to divulge his new bind point. If saying the gayest possible thing you can think of (will admit a couple of his tells were quite amusing) is now considered trolling, then I was trolled. Oh noes! A couple of the more recent Sanarak "Thicket Defenses", lol.

http://i1195.photobucket.com/albums/aa386/AHyde12194/recentsanarakkills.jpg

Ee gads, I see one of those where I was maybe actually defending myself and not afk rofl.
Plus, you and Shin always come up 2 v 1, and each time one of you gates because you about die.
VICTORY.