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Hasbinbad
04-15-2010, 12:12 PM
OK OK, fine. NotInventedHere TOTALLY RUINED my last Vs. thread, so let's make it more even.

Assume the Silverback was REALLY MAD at the Grizzly (perhaps the Grizzly tuk his jawbs?), and that he knew how to use the battleaxes (yes, dual wielding 2 2HS). Assume the Grizzly is armored in platemail, like the polar bears in The Golden Compass.

Shannacore
04-15-2010, 12:24 PM
Um, the movie Congo really scared me as a kid so I'm going to go with the silverback.

Ferok
04-15-2010, 12:32 PM
Well, if he knows how to use the battleaxes, then it's no question for the gorilla.

guineapig
04-15-2010, 12:50 PM
What are the stats on the armor?
And what's the damage/delay ratio on the battle axe?

Hasbinbad
04-15-2010, 12:55 PM
Assume it's a Lustrous Russet Bracerstplate, and 2 Executioner Axes.

Gweed
04-15-2010, 12:57 PM
This fight goes to the Grizzly bear, and it is not even close.

The Grizzly is bigger, faster, and stronger...and armored.

The Silverback is.....smarter I guess, and has 2 axes.


The Silverback gets 1 shot to land a killing blow with the axes before he is knocked down and mauled to death. While a Silverback could physically hold an axe, it does not have the intelligience needed to understand which way to point the sharp end. Even assuming some sort of super Ape with human level intelligience, and years of watching Conan movies under its belt, Super Ape still is not quick enough or fast enough to escape the infamous Bear Hug Attack!

guineapig
04-15-2010, 12:59 PM
Assume it's a Lustrous Russet Bracerstplate, and 2 Executioner Axes.

Okay this just lead me to a whole other slew of questions concerning class, level, etc. which might drive you crazy.

I'll just start with this: Is the bear a cleric by any chance?

Aarone
04-15-2010, 12:59 PM
They are watching...

http://www.project1999.org/forums/picture.php?albumid=17&pictureid=76

Hasbinbad
04-15-2010, 01:03 PM
Okay this just lead me to a whole other slew of questions concerning class, level, etc. which might drive you crazy.

I'll just start with this: Is the bear a cleric by any chance?
Assume they are both level 43 Rangers who spent their creation points on charisma.

guineapig
04-15-2010, 01:10 PM
Assume they are both level 43 Rangers who spent their creation points on charisma.

In that case the gorilla realizes that he can't wield said axes and has to resort to fists. I will not be alive to see the outcome of this epic battle. :D

Hasbinbad
04-15-2010, 01:12 PM
In that case the gorilla realizes that he can't wield said axes and has to resort to fists. I will not be alive to see the outcome of this epic battle. :D
I've already stated that he knows how to use the axes.

guineapig
04-15-2010, 01:15 PM
I've already stated that he knows how to use the axes.

In that case he's hacking and I report him to the GMs.

But yes, he will win the fight.

Excision Rottun
04-15-2010, 01:20 PM
I wanna see this bear vs. gorilla riding Loch Ness Monster equppied with dual Technines

http://i40.tinypic.com/23hve2u.jpg

Ferok
04-15-2010, 01:26 PM
Nevermind, dumb.

Hasbinbad
04-15-2010, 01:29 PM
Rangers can't use platemail either. Refer to thread 1.
Rangers can wear Lustrous Russet.

Edit: buahaha, caught you before edit!

mudvayne1812
04-15-2010, 02:01 PM
Dual exe axes? Umean this dude has like Monkey Grip and Oversized Two-Weapon Fighting like in Wizards & Lizards?

Excision Rottun
04-15-2010, 03:40 PM
Octopus grip.

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/137472d1271281777-funny-strange-random-pics-1271270574349.jpg

Spud
04-15-2010, 03:45 PM
Lets simulate this battle on p99.

Chicanery can charm a Grizzly, someone else charm a Shiverback. Give them a couple of exe axes and let them battle!

guineapig
04-15-2010, 04:05 PM
Lets simulate this battle on p99.

Chicanery can charm a Grizzly, someone else charm a Shiverback. Give them a couple of exe axes and let them battle!

Dude! Yes! I'm on it!