3 Word Story

[Sinlea]

This was a hit on my live server forum so I wanted to start one here because I'm bored at work. Basically each person posts three words following the person before to create some epic random plot. Three words only and no posting twice in a row. I'll start!

There once was...

[Hasbinbad]

..a powerful guild..

[Vangorr_WAR]

That liked Men

[Aarone]

Somehow, we found

[Sinlea]

Out how to

[Hasbinbad]

..cockblock other guilds..

[Droxx]

but one day

[Aarone]

a unique occurence

[Hasbinbad]

..occured; an alliance..

[guineapig]

between halflings and

[Taluvill]

frogloks. They decided

[Aarone]

to eat dinner

[mitic]

since ektar doesnt

[Slake]

have a clue

[Sinlea]

(ektar dont cheat.


Also everyone please disregard flame related posts, posts about specific guilds or people not meant in jest. This thread was supposed to be fun. That is all!)

[grindle]

and ogres, only

[Aarone]

glowingly, flowingly, freely

[guineapig]

pee where they

[Sinlea]

Are able to

[maultar]

not get sprayback.

[Aarone]

But nevertheless, one

[Sinlea]

droplet landed delicately

[maultar]

on the top

[Budah]

of a gnome

[Sinlea]

warrior named Tewar.

[President]

He grew angry

[jilena]

and began quivering

[Budah]

as tears ran

[Aarone]

on the road

[harojaro91]

leading to a

[Excision Rottun]

Dark Elf brothel

[Aarone]

We looked in

[Budah]

and saw a

[Aarone]

hymn to silence

[Minch/FureeZeb]

, we also saw

[Sinlea]

that movie where

[harojaro91]

girl rides horse

[Sinlea]

off diving boards

[Minch/FureeZeb]

into a big

[JaVeDK]

yellow lake of

[Excision Rottun]

boiling liquid suplhur

[Aarone]

poured down our

[Spud]

lovely lady lumps

[Excision Rottun]

burning our turboencabulator.

[Aarone]

Try a day

[Sinlea]

in the shoes

[Hasbinbad]

..of underdog guilds..

[Aarone]

too late to

[Sinlea]

hear Lady Gaga

[mitic]

showing her small

[Aarone]

Leopard Skin Pill-Box

[Sinlea]

that contains her

[Aarone]

shattered, torn, broken

[mitic]

3 inch prosthesis

[Aarone]

for a toothbrush

[Sinlea]

used to scrub

[Sadface]

her rank vag

[jilena]

in hopes of

[Slake]

cleaning the litterbox

[Spud]

of her soul

[xnolanx]

..... Meanwhile, in reality,

[Jewce]

a tumor grew

[isitatomic]

a miniature army

[jilena]

of dragon ogres

[guineapig]

with KC headlights.

[Vangorr_WAR]

and druid thorns.....


So far WE HAVE VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV


There once was
a powerful guild
That liked Men.
Somehow, we found
Out how to
cockblock other guilds
but, one day
a unique occurence
occured; an alliance
between halflings and
frogloks. They decided
to eat dinner
since ektar doesnt
have a clue
(ektar dont cheat
and ogres, only
glowingly, flowingly, freely
pee where they
Are able to
not get sprayback
But nevertheless, one
droplet landed delicately
on the top
of a gnome
warrior named Tewar
He grew angry
and began quivering
as tears ran
leading to a
Dark Elf brothel
We looked in
and saw a
hymn to silence
we also saw
that movie where
girl rides horse
off diving boards
into a big
yellow lake of
boiling liquid suplhur
poured down our
lovely lady lumps
burning our turboencabulator.
Try a day
in the shoes
of underdog guilds
too late to
hear Lady Gaga
showing her small
Leopard Skin Pill-Box
that contains her
shattered, torn, broken
3 inch prosthesis
for a toothbrush
used to scrub
her rank vag
in hopes of
of her soul
Meanwhile, in reality
a tumor grew
a miniature army
of dragon ogres
with KC headlights
and druid thorns...

[Slake]

that tickled his

[mudvayne1812]

pretty feet. The

[LazyFuj]

blue ball druid

[Aarone]

laughed indiscriminately, and

[isitatomic]

ported us all

[jilena]

to neverland ranch

[Aarone]

where we fled

[Murdokk]

Not my bathtub

[Aarone]

but rather, a

[Sinlea]

a chariot of

[Vanech]

screaming young cephalopods (cephalopodae? /shrug)

[Hasbinbad]

..bred outside wedlock..

[guineapig]

Later that night...

[Aarone]

the big picture

[Hasbinbad]

..at the drive-in..

[YendorLootmonkey]

bored everyone. Meanwhile,

[Hasbinbad]

..back at the..

[guineapig]

Acme Labotomizer (TM) warehouse...

[Aarone]

it became apparent

[YendorLootmonkey]

that Steven Seagal

[mudvayne1812]

is a loving

[yt2005]

father to some

[Aarone]

so long ago

[Murdokk]

until he was

[Aarone]

recently re-established as

[Bayleo]

A ninja hermaphrodite

[JaVeDK]

with giant pink

[mudvayne1812]

muffin top. We

[YendorLootmonkey]

fornicated with a

[guineapig]

pile of clothes

[atvaata]

and used our

[Murdokk]

large, smelly, misshapen

[atvaata]

erect halflings to

[Aarone]

swish vigorously from

[Allizia]

the inside of

[atvaata]

andain's halfling mouth

[Spud]

a large, throbing

[guineapig]

black festering boil

[Murdokk]

that erupted gracefully

[JaVeDK]

with chocolate goodness

[mudvayne1812]

. A magical Princess

[guineapig]

ate the chocolate

[Malrubius]

which probably symbolizes

[Falisaty]

her love for

[JaVeDK]

bald French mechanics

[YendorLootmonkey]

that smell like

[guineapig]

a wet ashtray.

[Aarone]

Sometimes, the eye

[Falisaty]

weeps for glory

[Malrubius]

at the sheer

[mudvayne1812]

sight of Atvaata's

[Aarone]

tremulous grasp upon

[Kanor]

the word tremulous

[Sinlea]

because she tremulously

[JaVeDK]

performed a dance

[Aarone]

around the Maypole

[Sinlea]

while *bump*ing this

[jilena]

and grinding to

[Finawin]

bump and grind

[jilena]

wearing only a

[Aarone]

plaid pocket protector

[Murdokk]

and British knights

[Martouf]

ate string cheese

[Taluvill]

on top of

[jilena]

mounds of quivering

[Cowboy]

animals in fear

[Aarone]

Onward and upward!

[jilena]

shouted Scott Baio.

[Taluvill]

Edited out. didn't realize that was a period.


Then there was

[Daydrem]

a horned toad

[Hasbinbad]

who was "horned,"

[jilena]

and ready to

[mitic]

inject his big

[jilena]

mac with secret

[magic]

fuck



































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































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