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valithteezee
11-17-2011, 12:49 PM
T'was the night before red - box and all through the house
nothing was sturring, not even a blouse
No woman in sight, none to be had
Just living in the basement, with my great grand dad

My body's ready, bout to take a shower
But wait, red opens in under an hour
I better hold on, there will be pixels soon
And I'll grind all night, and wake up at noon

The server's here! Oh joy!
I feel like a kid who got his first toy
twelve hours pass and I'm still level 3
Oh god, please put a bullet in me

Count Chocula for breakfast, man that shit's great
But I gotta level my SHaman, gotta hit level 8
So I run upstairs and boot up EQ
Now I'm stuck to the chair like gorilla glue.

It's been six days now and I haven't showered
Lean cuisines every 6 hours
My job's been calling, but I don't care
I rather play EQ in my underwear.

Sithel1988
11-17-2011, 12:51 PM
omg 1 day odghnkfsdjkajkldhnklhmljkfbmnsajhwdyurtgolkjykl

Danger
11-17-2011, 02:54 PM
-VA Disability check spent on meth and rebulls. CHECK
-Completely neglecting research paper due monday. CHECK
-Gf under the impression I'm visiting family out of town. CHECK
-Total expectation I'm gunna get fisted by every other class in game as a rogue and die so much I might as well have a hybrid exp penelty? CHECK

Sithel1988
11-17-2011, 02:56 PM
im sticking with the herbals and soda and pizza :D

NenshouStar
11-17-2011, 03:00 PM
T'was the night before red - box and all through the house
nothing was sturring, not even a blouse
No woman in sight, none to be had
Just living in the basement, with my great grand dad

My body's ready, bout to take a shower
But wait, red opens in under an hour
I better hold on, there will be pixels soon
And I'll grind all night, and wake up at noon

The server's here! Oh joy!
I feel like a kid who got his first toy
twelve hours pass and I'm still level 3
Oh god, please put a bullet in me

Count Chocula for breakfast, man that shit's great
But I gotta level my SHaman, gotta hit level 8
So I run upstairs and boot up EQ
Now I'm stuck to the chair like gorilla glue.

It's been six days now and I haven't showered
Lean cuisines every 6 hours
My job's been calling, but I don't care
I rather play EQ in my underwear.

this could pre much be like, published, printed, laminated, and framed for inspiration. :p

Matador
11-17-2011, 03:02 PM
I'm making a vegetable/beef soup that'll feed an army and I'll freeze most of it to provide nourishment over the next week.

Also doing pushups with little claps in the middle. rdy

billyinorganic
11-17-2011, 03:07 PM
I'm making a vegetable/beef soup that'll feed an army and I'll freeze most of it to provide nourishment over the next week.

Also doing pushups with little claps in the middle. rdy

a man of a similar mind.

I have made a massive pot of food for reheating..

and i will be doing exercises during med breaks like a hampster in a cage.

I will play eq without a chair, in horse stance..

Danger
11-17-2011, 03:12 PM
As much as I admired the motivation of busting out sets of knucklers while medding, I think the one thing I won't compromise will be a 2 hour gym session daily, least bedsores plunder my ass cheeks. sleep, however, is for the weak.

billyinorganic
11-17-2011, 03:13 PM
As much as I admired the motivation of busting out sets of knucklers while medding, I think the one thing I won't compromise will be a 2 hour gym session daily, least bedsores plunder my ass cheeks. sleep, however, is for the weak.

wise man..

gotta get that fap in

Danger
11-17-2011, 03:15 PM
fap is crucial.

SearyxTZ
11-17-2011, 03:17 PM
T'was the night before red - box and all through the house
nothing was sturring, not even a blouse
No woman in sight, none to be had
Just living in the basement, with my great grand dad

My body's ready, bout to take a shower
But wait, red opens in under an hour
I better hold on, there will be pixels soon
And I'll grind all night, and wake up at noon

The server's here! Oh joy!
I feel like a kid who got his first toy
twelve hours pass and I'm still level 3
Oh god, please put a bullet in me

Count Chocula for breakfast, man that shit's great
But I gotta level my SHaman, gotta hit level 8
So I run upstairs and boot up EQ
Now I'm stuck to the chair like gorilla glue.

It's been six days now and I haven't showered
Lean cuisines every 6 hours
My job's been calling, but I don't care
I rather play EQ in my underwear.

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff32/evildrew81/scary%20stuff/Joker.gif

Evoken
11-17-2011, 03:49 PM
and i will be doing exercises during med breaks like a hampster in a cage.



This is the way of the pvp champ. I bought a doorway pullup bar for exactly this purpose and have worked my way up to 9 sets of 9 just doing them during my beta med breaks.

Doors
11-17-2011, 03:52 PM
Got my makeshift toilet all ready to go.

http://www.whataboutclients.com/archives/folgers-coffee-in-a-can.jpg

billyinorganic
11-17-2011, 04:00 PM
strangely when i play video games i am in the most fit condition.

Hangerbaby
11-17-2011, 04:05 PM
Indeed, gotta take your rage out at the gym

Fryden Goldenbeard
11-17-2011, 04:06 PM
Brilliant!