check it yo, pvp raps

[Cast]

yo dawgs wut up its yo coach
rhyme some shit below deez bars
if u aint a good rappa stay away like SARs
but if u chill then come lite dat roach

[Morninx]

Damn you go dumb hard....... for a retard...

[solid]

Ey Coach Cast give me the mic and let me recite
Cuz im rolling and trolling bluebies ery day and ery night
They might get brave, group up, and roll into Guk
But jokes on them because im at safehall and I dont give a fuck
Big Jeber the pet will be on them like an asian on rice
And I'll resist erything because I got like 500 resist ice
And crying to me in tells like I give a fuck
Think you're getting your gear tonight? Faggot, good luck.
Running back to your corpse naked as sin
Just to eat another nuke and QQ to me again
Listen cocksucker, you better just uninstall your Titanium
Because Big Solids gonna be here all night putting lava bolts on your cranium

[Rushmore]

Chuck & pals is fresh
being cleric is da best
Coach cast can be an ass
but they've coached me enough
to slay that ass!

[Rushmore]

Let that /ooc play yall
Help the Yellow text out
If we can't make it this time
Fuck it! I'm out!

Real life Yall, Real life!!!

[Sprinkle]

what a bunch of remedial bench warming junior high fucks you clowns are

looking forward to an associates at clown college guys?

[klant]

walking down Freeport to the Hall of Truth
got my bitch at my side while im drinking elvin juice
got my Enambled Black Mace and my Fine Steel Sword
got my Banded Tunic and my Crested Spaulders
with my BCP and my RMBs, my Paw of Opolla and a Night Shade wreath
hold me down, before i fuck you up
noobies in my zone aint got any luck
caus its me, Druid Aevin of OD,
and you con me red, dead on the floor with xp

gonna raise the roof with my Minatour Axe
gonna go into East Commons and break some ass
aint no orc gonna gonna fuck with me
caus i shock the house for the young ladies

[Tombom]

Big cast has a sig thats longer than his weener
domingueros of norrath? confirmed beaner
Blubies won't give YT so just stop askin
I'll drop you at assasin gotta get that mask in

Pee v Pee every day i stay at kelethin lift
thanks for the plats pal lets call it a gift
corpses on the ground but none of them mine
this aint blue son no need to wait in line

Tomboms rolling pally so watch as my ghoulbane swings
been down at frenzy all day got 11 moonstone rings
Pledge rushmore is a cool guy just doin his best
but please work on those verses, gotta pass that test
don't know solid but his rhymes made me laugh
some nerd on this site wont stop showing his mr graph

Lots of dew in the fridge and a funnel in my pants
order in mr chows thanks for the chowmain you slants
click my spells all day gotta keep the mouse steady,
lets fucking do this bros because my body is ready.

http://i56.tinypic.com/25012yo.jpg

[hangtime harry]

you're all fags and suck at pvp
u know it's the truth so come at me

[Tombom]

you're all fags and suck at pvp
u know it's the truth so come at me

didn't rhyme =/

[fiegi]

Ey Coach Cast give me the mic and let me recite
Cuz im rolling and trolling bluebies ery day and ery night
They might get brave, group up, and roll into Guk
But jokes on them because im at safehall and I dont give a fuck
Big Jeber the pet will be on them like an asian on rice
And I'll resist erything because I got like 500 resist ice
And crying to me in tells like I give a fuck
Think you're getting your gear tonight? Faggot, good luck.
Running back to your corpse naked as sin
Just to eat another nuke and QQ to me again
Listen cocksucker, you better just uninstall your Titanium
Because Big Solids gonna be here all night putting lava bolts on your cranium

++++++++++++++++

[Darksinga]

You think that you're, simply safe tonight,
Yet wait till I pull out my drum and ignite,
I'll slay you with a song, perhaps even two,
By the end of the night, you clowns will be blue

I'll blow up your socks, that hold all of your poo,
Ha ha get it, your shit will be all over you

Shoulda thought twice about messin' With champs like me
Hawaii and Jersey are the real O.G.s

[Abysal]

love it darksinga / solid, where is hpt to lay some shit down

[Smedy]

Ey Coach Cast give me the mic and let me recite
Cuz im rolling and trolling bluebies ery day and ery night
They might get brave, group up, and roll into Guk
But jokes on them because im at safehall and I dont give a fuck
Big Jeber the pet will be on them like an asian on rice
And I'll resist erything because I got like 500 resist ice
And crying to me in tells like I give a fuck
Think you're getting your gear tonight? Faggot, good luck.
Running back to your corpse naked as sin
Just to eat another nuke and QQ to me again
Listen cocksucker, you better just uninstall your Titanium
Because Big Solids gonna be here all night putting lava bolts on your cranium

epic!

[Tarwine]

Yo yo yo, check it
Bronze pally be comin' at you like smedy Jesus
Rhimin' so sick, not even be'en facetious

float like gravity, never had a cavity
Got more rhymes than the Winans got family
No need to sweat Arsenio to gain some type of fame
No shame in my game cause I'll always be the same
Styles upon styles upon styles is what I have
You wanna diss the Phifer but you still don't know the half

Eq armorz is all you need to front
The rest is just a memory of the yellow text you never had

PEACE

[Palemoon]

The pic above reminds me... how strict is the naming policy here? Or are we going to have to deal with toons named "Tittyrape" when red99 hits?

[valithteezee]

I had a rusty dagger on day one
then I stabbed a nagger and had to run
Now they got me on hot pursuit
Hallas Hunks with me till the points moot

Ran through qeynos, to slip away
But this Erudite's gonna make me pay
He rallied the guards and a mage or two
Hired 6 warriors and a Jew

Now I'm stuck in High Hold Keep
The Guards say don't make a peep
Till the Hunks come and set me free
I'm stuck here without PVP.

[C5BAMF]

didn't rhyme =/

Does half the shit these days?

[Andis]

You think that you're, simply safe tonight,
Yet wait till I pull out my drum and ignite,
I'll slay you with a song, perhaps even two,
By the end of the night, you clowns will be blue

I'll blow up your socks, that hold all of your poo,
Ha ha get it, your shit will be all over you

Shoulda thought twice about messin' With champs like me
Hawaii and Jersey are the real O.G.s


fuckin right doggy

[Tombom]

Does half the shit these days?

code kermit

[pickled_heretic]

didn't rhyme =/

rhyming is for romance languages

[Sprinkle]

check it yo , whitest kids on the internet

gerber babies all grown up and ready to get mad online

fresh prince of p99 word

[Knuckle]

I'm big Knuckle in a wheelchair,
but thats ok gonna slay with a rusty 2hander.
What I said, is what I did, is what'll do
if you con red then why are you blue? :o
if you faggots balled hard you'd make bread,
but you don't, so I'm deleting your copper when ur dead ;)
Holocaust coming at everyone like a bukakke party,
so when we spray, you pray, but we yellow texted all over ur bodies :p
When the dust settles we will once again be slaying Nagafen,
Dojii typing furiously on facebook updating status' about a drum again.

How many Ogres you know, that handpuppet a GM?
How many iterations of the box, have we shit on your cereal in?
How many monks, go on a killing spree after a fifth of gin?
How many times, can you falsely petition for MQ when you lose again?

Holocaust on the server and the blueberry picking is ripe,
time to rape another box untill someone cries w-

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[Tombom]

time to rape another box untill someone cries w-

pure poetry

[Rushmore]

Big cast has a sig thats longer than his weener
domingueros of norrath? confirmed beaner
Blubies won't give YT so just stop askin
I'll drop you at assasin gotta get that mask in

Pee v Pee every day i stay at kelethin lift
thanks for the plats pal lets call it a gift
corpses on the ground but none of them mine
this aint blue son no need to wait in line

Tomboms rolling pally so watch as my ghoulbane swings
been down at frenzy all day got 11 moonstone rings
Pledge rushmore is a cool guy just doin his best
but please work on those verses, gotta pass that test
don't know solid but his rhymes made me laugh
some nerd on this site wont stop showing his mr graph

Lots of dew in the fridge and a funnel in my pants
order in mr chows thanks for the chowmain you slants
click my spells all day gotta keep the mouse steady,
lets fucking do this bros because my body is ready.

http://i56.tinypic.com/25012yo.jpg

golf clap. I enjoyed this

[Rushmore]

good stuff pals.

[Cast]

knuckle and solid B KILLIN IT YOOOOO!!!!

[Sorath]

I am PAIN
I am Lies
I am the druid you will dispise
Your a hopless noob that has no chance
When I get the kill shot I'll do my niglet dance
The only way I die is when Im afk
But whats one death when ive slayed a million noobs
Id rather look at some nerdy chicks bush and boobs
Somtimes I drink, somtimes I smoke
So don't send me tells asking me for a pass
because if im in zone Ill slay your ass
My dad raised me to a be a ruthless internet killer
pwning noobs with my erect e penis
I will not fall I will not fail
Im sending blue noobs straight to Heell
Oh and dont worry about my kvd like you did on red69
You still zoned out like a bitch when I arrived
So like a coward blue you better run and Hide
Cuz when Sorath shows up Its Ride or Die.

ps no im not playin beta
id rather let my hatred boil
and use it later.......

[Tombom]

good stuff pals.

lil shout out to pal rushmore, champion of the altered gate lol

[Sorath]

HARRISON do 200 pushups, run 5 miles get your body ready for facial abuse.

[Tombom]

sorath i liked the part about having a hard penis

[Sorath]

Go hard or go home bro

[Rushmore]

lil shout out to pal rushmore, champion of the altered gate lol

thanks brah

[God-King Abacab]

I'm up before BETA goes live first to hit Butcherblock
Lil' bad motherfucker with a bag full of pumice rocks
Learned to recharge them thangs, get my skinny lil' ass kicked
Wudan laughed, til the first motherfucker got blasted
I put that Gnome in his casket
and now they covering the chat in mad shit
I smoke druids on the regular, loot when it counts
Tryin to make a million plat on trade routes
Gettin Holocaust on the Troll roll, fuck them hoes
Got a forty-five wizard portin' out survival
Hey Salty can I lay low, loot some manastones
and holla rogue in zone when I say so
Don't wanna go to the banbox, I'm training bitches
Rogean on a ***** back missin me by inches
And they say how do you survive, being banned all the time
in the game where the little players die
Tell Nilbog don't cry, cause even if they kill me
They can never take the life of the C A B

[Sorath]

Rooooooaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Cwall]

yo back on 1.0
i repped that nature's fury
well now i'm back (oh no!)
so you bitches better worry
in that time span
i missed all sorts of drama
don't give a fuck man
just go cry to your mama

if you come around my swamp
gonna kick your fuckin' ass
this bluebitch gettin' stomped
you better try another class
gonna cast scourge
gonna make you feel sick
down your health will surge
every time it goes tick

these bluebies got their heroes
like this dumbass fuck named harrison
they ain't nothin' but zeroes
cause when they play shit gets embarrassin'
now on this new server
we gonna play some basketball
comin' up with fervor
they call me big cwall

[God-King Abacab]

yo back on 1.0
i repped that nature's fury
well now i'm back (oh no!)
so you bitches better worry
in that time span
i missed all sorts of drama
don't give a fuck man
just go cry to your mama

if you come around my swamp
gonna kick your fuckin' ass
this bluebitch gettin' stomped
you better try another class
gonna cast scourge
gonna make you feel sick
down your health will surge
every time it goes tick

these bluebies got their heroes
like this dumbass fuck named harrison
they ain't nothin' but zeroes
cause when they play shit gets embarrassin'
now on this new server
we gonna play some basketball
comin' up with fervor
they call me big cwall

Big Cwall comin' at Grindcore like he's frontin
trashed his ass and sent him runnin' with nothin'
and you're spitting these raps at my crew, venomous shit
be aware it's wicked biblical, when you ball with the the C.A.B
God-King on the forums holy lord of PvP
So wage war, and roll like a bitch always do
When you're seeing red, we all know you're playing blue

[Rushmore]

http://www.tshizzle.com/tshirts/Movies/friday-damn-large.jpg

[Cwall]

Big Cwall comin' at Grindcore like he's frontin
trashed his ass and sent him runnin' with nothin'
and you're spitting these raps at my crew, venomous shit
be aware it's wicked biblical, when you ball with the the C.A.B
God-King on the forums holy lord of PvP
So wage war, and roll like a bitch always do
When you're seeing red, we all know you're playing blue

this punk ass abacab comin' at me with his guild, with his zerg
he thinks they're so titanic but i'm the mothafuckin' iceberg
i'll be sendin' his ass back blue so he can work on trak rotations
but back over on red they'll know my name for generations

self-proclaimed god king
he's just really nothing
when i knock his ass out
he'll hear the "ding ding ding"

everytime i meet grindcore i'll be stealin all their coin
it'll get so bad that they'll start to beg me to join
they think they're good enough for me to grace them with my skills
did i studder bitch? i said go back to spamming hoops for dragon kills

[pojab]

sprinkle's the only one here that isn't having fun
its understandable though, he is his mothers son
he has a kitty cat as his avatar
i saw his moms working at the titty bar
she gave me a lapdance to help his college fund
but she blew it all on coke and now her nose runs

next we rolled into the champagne room
she tried to suck my dick but i pulled out my broom
the shaft said trilon and it got that bitch wet
it gives me a hardon and it buffs my air pet

with my balls in her mouth, her pussy riding broom
i looked at the clock, i had to cum soon
she looked up at me with those big doe eyes
but when she pulled out her dick it was a big surprise

sprinkle's mom is a hermaphrodite
i should have grabbed another stack of malachite
she asked me to love her, she asked me to follow her
my dick tried to shoot a baby girl, but she swallowed her

i got kicked out of the club and never paid her
grew some sores on my cock 2 weeks later
some are red, some are green
its like a scabby christmas tree if you know what i mean

so dont let a scabby dicked bitch like scribble's mom
enola gay your crotch with her coke fiend herpies bomb

word to your mother
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[Sprinkle]

this is the most pathetic white kid rap audition i ever seen

it may as well be the malibu county fair

[Tombom]

next we rolled into the champagne room
she tried to suck my dick but i pulled out my broom
the shaft said trilon and it got that bitch wet
it gives me a hardon and it buffs my air pet



Holy shit new champion

http://i51.tinypic.com/av0ksw.jpg

[Sorath]

His name is sprinkle
he tried to battle me in a post
what dumb motherfucker would fuck with lucifers ghost
Sprinkle wants to be a super troll like me
lol he's dumb nobody trolls like me
little sprinkle put your dinkle away
we can tell by your avatar that your flaming gay
but hey its your sex life i guess its ok
when red live goes up well have some one on one fun
but once im in your ass youll want to run
like a nat or a flea
ill hunt down your body lookin for the plasma
wont be too hard to catch a little fag with asma lol
I guess ill give you time to catch your breathe
Cuz I just white boy rapped your ass to death
Hardcore game nerd is who I be
Or maybe im being steriotypical of me
Im full of inner rhymes but you probbobly missed it
you got a weenie dog dick
im hung like sea biscuit
....guess im gonna get up and take a fat shit, maybe a tinkle
I wont opt for desert cuz I just ate Sprinkle.

[Diggles]

my name is diggles the biggles and im ready to rock
got a drum, dissonance and selos and i just can't stop
runnin round the greater faydark from kelethin to BB
takin all your coin and charmin yo ladies

i got a kill count higher than my limericks and songs (3)
i found some bluebie from peace pipe, used my sword as a bong
slammin W to crushbone, got some names on the list
said a smart comment in /ooc and got my ass dissed

[Sorath]

my name is diggles the biggles and im ready to rock
got a drum, dissonance and selos and i just can't stop
runnin round the greater faydark from kelethin to BB
takin all your coin and charmin yo ladies

i got a kill count higher than my limericks and songs (3)
i found some bluebie from peace pipe, used my sword as a bong
slammin W to crushbone, got some names on the list
said a smart comment in /ooc and got my ass dissed

utter fail (

[Diggles]

yeah, i don't listen to rap :[

[God-King Abacab]

this punk ass abacab comin' at me with his guild, with his zerg
he thinks they're so titanic but i'm the mothafuckin' iceberg
i'll be sendin' his ass back blue so he can work on trak rotations
but back over on red they'll know my name for generations

self-proclaimed god king
he's just really nothing
when i knock his ass out
he'll hear the "ding ding ding"

everytime i meet grindcore i'll be stealin all their coin
it'll get so bad that they'll start to beg me to join
they think they're good enough for me to grace them with my skills
did i studder bitch? i said go back to spamming hoops for dragon kills

Hoops? You must be joking
I was banned long before TMO started choking
and look at you going on about rotations
when the only thing revolving is your bind location
That's right I acknowledge that you came at me hard
But sit down son cause the Cab is pulling your card
From the master to the padawan let me give you some advice
spit some better flavor cause I'm tired of Vanilla Ice

[Sorath]

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