The PvP Champ vs the evil gnome mage

[gloinz]

So the PvP Champ has been told by the fair citizens of Gfay that some gnome mage named "Mehz" was terrorizing anyone who entered crushbone. As PvP Champ and slayer of girlymen, it was my duty to go meet this foe.

So I entered crushbone to meet my enemy, and began my search with extreme stealth

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/6422/mehz1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/718/mehz1.jpg/)

I finally spotted my foe, a red con mage armed with the menancing earth pet. being red con, the pvp champ decided he couldn't stomp this girlyman out right away
instead the pvp champ began to follow his target like a lion following a girlyman on top of an elephant.

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/9017/mehz2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/713/mehz2.jpg/)

Mehz presented a perfect opportunity to strike, and the pvp champ took full advantage. Unfortunately however it seemed I couldn't stop him from escaping, and his gate went off.

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1796/mehz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/4/mehz3.jpg/)

Fortunately however the target proved to be a very dumb girlyman, and was bound right outside of crushbone. the pvp champ quickly engaged, (and after about 15 minutes of zone dancing), he finished off the wounded elephant without his pet.

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/4426/mehz4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/546/mehz4.jpg/)

[Cast]

BRAVO!!!!! peoples champ

[tufflax]

A+.

However, I liked ur old avatar better.

[NenshouStar]

i def laughed prettyy hard considering.

[boss]

excellent work pvp champ

[tbox]

I love the bit about the elephant and the lion.

[Smedy]

praise the champ

i'm no pvp champ but i am elevator jesus http://www.youtube.com/user/SmedyEverquest#p/u/0/1nYQF3GAfTY

[bakkily]

wtf is this, lol. so some guy is at the entrance killing people, talking shit too i bet, and you cant take him 1v1, face to face, and wait for him to get a few mobs on him to take him out, lol, thats not a champion, not even buju banton would praise you walking like a champion, but i enjoyed the story of your non victorious sneak pvp style...congratz

[Nimblerot]

Yesterday I attacked the pvp champ and when I called him a pussy in tells for zone dancing I intercepted him telling a friend where he was to come help him.

PVP CHAMP BROS TROLOLOLOLOL <3

[gloinz]

wtf is this, lol. so some guy is at the entrance killing people, talking shit too i bet, and you cant take him 1v1, face to face, and wait for him to get a few mobs on him to take him out, lol, thats not a champion, not even buju banton would praise you walking like a champion, but i enjoyed the story of your non victorious sneak pvp style...congratz

listen here bluebie, on a pvp server we dont meet in the arena buff up and then melee each other to death and say "good show chap"
we AMBUSH our enemys like revolutionary war soldiers shooting red coats from trees

man up ponyboy, the pvp champ was outmatched gun wise, so he used his napoleon like tactical abilities to overcome the enemy

[Yukahwa]

Gloinz Is my favorite character on everquest right now.

[Softcore PK]

listen here bluebie, on a pvp server we dont meet in the arena buff up and then melee each other to death and say "good show chap"
we AMBUSH our enemys like revolutionary war soldiers shooting red coats from trees

man up ponyboy, the pvp champ was outmatched gun wise, so he used his napoleon like tactical abilities to overcome the enemy

I would have waited for the orcs to die :)

[Yinikren]

I got him on my bard when he was petless at the zone in. He tried to sit and cast his long cast time bolt spells on me as I danced around a corner. GG Mehz, thanks for the 8 plat!

[Bazooka]

So the PvP Champ has been told by the fair citizens of Gfay that some gnome mage named "Mehz" was terrorizing anyone who entered crushbone. As PvP Champ and slayer of girlymen, it was my duty to go meet this foe.

So I entered crushbone to meet my enemy, and began my search with extreme stealth

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/6422/mehz1.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/718/mehz1.jpg/)

I finally spotted my foe, a red con mage armed with the menancing earth pet. being red con, the pvp champ decided he couldn't stomp this girlyman out right away
instead the pvp champ began to follow his target like a lion following a girlyman on top of an elephant.

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/9017/mehz2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/713/mehz2.jpg/)

Mehz presented a perfect opportunity to strike, and the pvp champ took full advantage. Unfortunately however it seemed I couldn't stop him from escaping, and his gate went off.

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1796/mehz3.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/4/mehz3.jpg/)

Fortunately however the target proved to be a very dumb girlyman, and was bound right outside of crushbone. the pvp champ quickly engaged, (and after about 15 minutes of zone dancing), he finished off the wounded elephant without his pet.

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/4426/mehz4.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/546/mehz4.jpg/)

<3 Gloinz

[Sprinkle]

why are you re quoting his screenshot and story

are you a fucking retard just put the stupid little heart and say you worship him ( Which means you suck )

[Greenkrak]

^

fucking really and look at this fool Bazooka with his sig and shit acting likes a pvp vet after 3 fucking days on a pvp server.


Get off everyones cock and stfu kid

[Bazooka]

^

fucking really and look at this fool Bazooka with his sig and shit acting likes a pvp vet after 3 fucking days on a pvp server.


Get off everyones cock and stfu kid

Yay my first trolls

[sellawiz]

Gloinx you can't be serious! You were ganking people in crushbone all day.

[canardvc]

praise the champ

i'm no pvp champ but i am elevator jesus http://www.youtube.com/user/SmedyEverquest#p/u/0/1nYQF3GAfTY

Lulz, Smedy griefing at level 1

[Bazooka]

praise the champ

i'm no pvp champ but i am elevator jesus http://www.youtube.com/user/SmedyEverquest#p/u/0/1nYQF3GAfTY

lol I remember people complaining in ooc about "the broken lift" in kelethin :eek:

[Convict]

omg spielbergsmedy elevator jesus instant classic cant wait for more

[Autotune]

Redcon got owned and still tried to talk trash = lol. Nice work. It's a pvp server for a reason, no RoE.

[gloinz]

Gloinx you can't be serious! You were ganking people in crushbone all day.

this is blatant propaganda against the righteous and fair pvp champ defender of crushbone

[Envious]

praise the champ

i'm no pvp champ but i am elevator jesus http://www.youtube.com/user/SmedyEverquest#p/u/0/1nYQF3GAfTY

Rofl, classic.

[kobexbloo]

this is blatant propaganda against the righteous and fair pvp champ defender of crushbone

Lulz, yeah he was definitely ganking.

[dusk883]

Fun read, hope there's more to come. This is why I play Bard, to run away from the champ